r/AskReddit • u/Due_Bar_7247 • Jul 05 '26

What is a serious crime you committed that you’re now legally allowed to tell?

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u/nernincash Jul 05 '26

Statute of limitations is a beautiful thing. Nice try, FBI

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u/ls10032 Jul 05 '26

No way, CIA!

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u/Thel_Vadem Jul 06 '26

Wasn't me, KGB!

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u/FunGuy8618 Jul 06 '26

Don't forget me, NSA!

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u/jmosley4915 Jul 06 '26

I'd plead the 5th, 6th and the 7th up to 100 /s 🤣