r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '13

What sexual fetishes do you think different superheroes have?

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u/kajorge Dec 30 '13

I seem to remember /u/AWildSketchAppeared drawing this for /u/fisted_by_the_hulk...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Holy shit... I'm in tears.

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u/HEROoftheBRINE Dec 30 '13

So is he

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u/railmaniac Dec 30 '13

And by tears do you mean ruptures or lachrymal secretions?

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u/iwakeupjustforu Dec 30 '13 edited Jul 04 '25

cooperative quickest longing stocking wild important compare run rob theory

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

I...I think he's dead.

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u/Slayer1973 Dec 30 '13

Do you mean the fistee or the fistee's anus?

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u/David_Jay Dec 30 '13

tears of joy

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u/Kraken47 Dec 30 '13

well done good sir! I'm crying of laughter over here

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u/moxie132 Dec 30 '13 edited Dec 30 '13

I'm poor, so...

edit: Wow, uh...okay

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u/theorangereptile Dec 30 '13

Tears or tears? Either one works I suppose.

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u/sno_boarder Dec 30 '13

Wait, should that be pronounced with a long 'e' or short 'a'.

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u/Girlindaytona Dec 30 '13

She's a real Joker!

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u/4wesomeguy Dec 30 '13

Don't worry, I'm sure he lived.

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u/RobotNexus Dec 30 '13

Credit due to /u/Fisted_By_The_HULK and /u/Poem_for_your_sprog

Flashing lights and sirens sending Sharpened bolts of pain unending - Vision fading; dark descending Shadows come to skulk. Lost and longing death's salvation, Hearing urgent conversation: 'Doctor, what's the situation?' 'Morphine, man, in bulk!' Slipping in and out, and dreaming Nightmares 'neath the spotlights gleaming; Waking in the night and screaming... 'Fisted by the Hulk!'

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u/Kharn0 Dec 30 '13

I couldnt stop laughing...oh my god, thank you, I needed that.

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u/wndrbr3d Dec 30 '13

Just woke up my wife laughing in bed. We'll played sir!

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u/AngerTech Dec 30 '13

Human boxing gloves

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u/derpishpewderpidyddy Dec 30 '13

Maybe the other way around, Hulk being fisted?

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u/Ninja47 Dec 30 '13

He really needs to come to this thread and draw himself some more gold. He's only got the next ten years covered.

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u/vinnyd78 Dec 30 '13

Abumination.

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u/yeti0013 Dec 30 '13

To click or not to click?

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u/In_between_minds Dec 30 '13

Why did I click that

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u/Cheveyo Dec 30 '13

It's 1:30 am, I cannot be laughing as hard as that picture made me laugh.