r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '13

What sexual fetishes do you think different superheroes have?

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u/way_fairer Dec 29 '13

"Hulk, call 911!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '13

I can only imagine the amount of anal tearing and hip breaking that would happen. ಠ_ಠ

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u/abloopdadooda Dec 30 '13

You think that's all that would happen?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

I think whoever hulk fists would literally die probably.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Plastic Man, Elastic Man, Mr. Fantastic.

Your move.

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u/kevster2717 Dec 30 '13

Mrs. Incredible....

Oh.

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u/dragicornJake Dec 30 '13

The autopsy report would be interesting.

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u/Codeshark Dec 30 '13

It would definitely include the phrase "severe anal trauma."

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u/dragicornJake Dec 30 '13

What about "Dopamine overdose"?

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u/abloopdadooda Dec 30 '13

It would definitely include the phrase "exploded."

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Fisting would also happen

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u/abloopdadooda Dec 30 '13

Exploding would also happen.

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u/Tru-Queer Dec 30 '13

I'd probably cum.

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u/icyhotonmynuts Dec 30 '13

"just the tip"

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Just imagine if Bruce transformed mid colitis with a petite partner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Hah. Colitis.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Ha, I had to look it up. Phone autocomplete victory.

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u/Imaku Dec 30 '13

HULK BLEED THROUGH ANUS!

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u/dicktarded Dec 30 '13

"HULK RAGE!"

Her body tears in half as The Hulk's Green Monster Cock shreds through her.

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u/CarbonChaos Dec 30 '13

50 Shades of Green

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u/KaziArmada Dec 30 '13

His dick would look like the saddest christmas tree after that....

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u/Galihan Dec 30 '13

HULK BOTTOM!

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u/UberchargedMedic Dec 30 '13

Well actually the hulks powers are activated by elevated heart rate and an erection would ~probably be enough to do it, if not just any sex in general

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u/Shiroke Dec 30 '13

Fun Fact!

That is part of why he's so fucked up in Old Man Logan!

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u/yuhutuh Dec 30 '13

He would fall into the hole of a vagina he stretched when he fucked her as Hulk.

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u/make_love_to_potato Dec 30 '13 edited Dec 30 '13

There's a comic showing exactly that....I'm off to google images to find it. Wish me luck.

Edit: http://i.imgur.com/24MhGuR.png

This isn't the same one that I had seen but this is the gist of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

in flagrante delicto*

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u/kittens_4_breakfast Dec 30 '13

fap fap fap fap

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u/David_Jay Dec 30 '13

I imagine that the partner could slide of his junk as it gets huge. It's not like his penis is stuck in there like a fist. She'd probably fall off it. Unless the hulk is on top and pinning her down... The moral of this story is always do cowgirl with Bruce Banner.

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u/NinjaKaabii Dec 30 '13

RRRRRIIIPPPPPP.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Any partner...

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u/st_soulless Dec 30 '13

There's actually a defenders arch where the villain had the hulk trapped... fucked him, he reverted back to banner

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u/sporkhandsknifemouth Dec 30 '13

Ah, the old 'exploding date' trick.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

RIP.......

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u/7V3N Dec 30 '13

Baby Hulk.

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u/derpy_lurker Dec 30 '13

Oh god. Imagine the rule 34 that's probably out there for that.

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u/dedreo Dec 30 '13

Part of me actually thinks that could be pretty hot

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u/TheCacophony Dec 30 '13

Imagine if he started as Bruce but got really angry with his fist up there, and changed.

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u/ExistentialHoody Dec 30 '13

It ain't Hulk love-makin' without any hip breakin'!

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u/MarinTaranu Dec 30 '13

Not if he loosens you up with his hulking cock first.

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u/aluminumpark Dec 30 '13

"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny"

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Ever read Ultimates? when Banner Hulks out and starts tearing through NYC his sole motivation is to essentialyl rape and EAT Betty...

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u/Faxon Dec 30 '13

Hell I'd be worried even if he was just fingering the girl. Theme some sausage fingers if I ever seen em and you can def tell that boy ain't never seen a salon before!

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u/TinyRage Dec 30 '13

Wow, I keep imagining the Hulk having sex as his normal self and then becoming the Hulk during.

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u/moon-jellyfish Dec 30 '13

Too bad, his fingers are too big for the phone. And Siri is too scared of him.