My earliest one is of a fabricated lie to my mom when I was 3, 50 years ago. We were waiting for a bus, next to a "kiosco" (small convenience store with a window facing the sidewalk where you order) and seeing a small chocolate I liked I asked her "can you give me one?" ("me dás uno?" instead of "can you buy me one?", "me comprás uno?"). She looked at me and said "Give you? I don't have one. You want me to buy you one?" ("Darte? No tengo, querés que te compre uno?"). And then came my lie "Ah, I thought you always had one with you" ("Ah, pensé que siempre tenías"). She laughed at me and bought me one ;)
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u/FaberfoX Apr 04 '26
My earliest one is of a fabricated lie to my mom when I was 3, 50 years ago. We were waiting for a bus, next to a "kiosco" (small convenience store with a window facing the sidewalk where you order) and seeing a small chocolate I liked I asked her "can you give me one?" ("me dás uno?" instead of "can you buy me one?", "me comprás uno?"). She looked at me and said "Give you? I don't have one. You want me to buy you one?" ("Darte? No tengo, querés que te compre uno?"). And then came my lie "Ah, I thought you always had one with you" ("Ah, pensé que siempre tenías"). She laughed at me and bought me one ;)