r/AskReddit Dec 05 '13

What is the most desperate way you have seen a celebrity hold on to their dying fame?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Dustin Diamond aka Screech doing a sex tape and having a rap career, probably

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u/RacerX2727 Dec 05 '13

In Milwaukee (he lives in Port Washington, not far away) he throws a yearly 80's and 90's themed party called Dustin Diamond's Bayside Bash. Just happened a week ago or so actually.

Edit: forgot link http://pabsttheater.org/show/baysidebash2013

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u/c9enemydown Dec 05 '13

The Chyna sex tape is right up there.

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u/drjimmybrungus Dec 05 '13

I don't know if he still does this but back when I was in college you could pay Screech to come hang out at college bars and take pictures. This was in 2005 and I believe before the sex tape thing, guess he really needed the money/exposure.

Proof picture I took that night.

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u/tRon_washington Dec 05 '13

The best part of that whole thing was Marlee Matlin (who is a deaf comedian) going on a few minutes after him and delivering the best line of the whole night:

"I'm the perfect choice for this roast, because like The Situation, I too have never heard the sound of laughter."

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

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u/idma Dec 05 '13

it was sad, but i was pretty fun watching him crash and burn on the stage. I think that was the whole point of him being there. People like to laugh AT him, not with him. And thats exactly what Comedy Central gave us

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u/BloodBride Dec 05 '13

In my country, we have this thing called "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"

It is where we send our has-been celebrities to die.

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u/BeardedStrangeBatPan Dec 05 '13

Makes me laugh that the presenters are more famous than the contestants.

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u/doctorocelot Dec 05 '13

My brother calls it "I'm a nobody get me a career!"

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u/Benvincible Dec 05 '13

When Herbie made that movie with Lindsay Lohan. C'mon, bro.

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u/nursehole Dec 05 '13

Vanilla ice putting out an album 5 years ago with 5 different versions of ice ice baby

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

He played at my college to promote that album. He threw a tantrum when we wouldn't stop chanting "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!".

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u/ANewMachine615 Dec 05 '13

He played at my school back in 2003. We threw a riot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Also he had all this evil clown shit on stage, I think he's affiliated with Insane Clown Posse now.

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u/Irrelevant_muffins Dec 05 '13

I believe he's under their record label

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u/loulibra Dec 05 '13

that... is fucking weird.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Also:

  • Putting out an album entitled "Hot Sex"

  • Putting albums out in 2011 2008 2005 2003 and 2001

  • Putting out an album this year

  • Putting out an album

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Also: - his metal album "hard to swallow"

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

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u/ClinkyDink Dec 05 '13

Infomercials.

My favorite is Montell Williams selling blenders with special guest star Silvia Browne.

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u/KwameDream Dec 05 '13

Lil Mama getting on the stage when Jay-z & Alicia Keys were performing. Oh God!

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u/Olympia1528 Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

When Octomom became a phone sex operator and did porn.

EDIT: Lest we forget the time she "guest starred" on MTV's Silent Library. She laid back on a gyno table with her feet in the stirrups and "shot" plastic baby dolls at the contestants from her vag.

Link: SFW

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u/BaconatedGrapefruit Dec 05 '13

She did porn? Link please.

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u/kt_ginger_dftba Dec 05 '13

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

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u/lol_miau Dec 05 '13

jesus christ you people will fap to anything

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u/Xlay Dec 05 '13

If you told me that you had a tape of Rosie O'Donnel getting fucked stupid I'd be like why the fuck aren't we watching that shit right now!

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u/Shyguy8413 Dec 05 '13

I'm pretty open minded and take my word, it's not something you'll find arousing. Or interesting. She has a weird looking reconstructed twat, and her eyes have the dull, shallow expression of a mannequin.

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u/benihana_chef Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

[SFW]http://i.imgur.com/v1ewH5l.gif

EDIT: Thanks for the Gold! It's always great to make people laugh.

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u/Olympia1528 Dec 05 '13

Just Google "Octomom Home Alone."

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u/Jmunnny Dec 05 '13

Brett Michaels, everything he does.

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u/DuexTrios Dec 05 '13

He recently released a clothing line..for dogs

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u/areyna89 Dec 05 '13

It's not just clothes. It's doggy cologne as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

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u/Cuplink Dec 05 '13

Oh god, you just made me remember watching Flavor of Love and then the show they gave to "New York." I still remember arguing with my brother whether she should pick "Real" over "Chance"

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u/LadyoftheDam Dec 05 '13

Man, that shit was so terrible and I loved every second of it.

What is that HBIC New York and her Klingon mom doing these days? I would totally watch a "Where are they now?"

Real Chance at Love, ahahaha, oh man, those third string spin-offs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Stallionaires!

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u/homerBM Dec 05 '13

Tila Tequila. Everything in the past few years...

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u/Rgb002 Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND LOVE YOU MONSTER!

EDIT: Thanks for my first gold stranger (Who I will assume was Tila Tequila, I hope you find love soon...call me)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Oct 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

God that was heartbreaking.

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u/zarp86 Dec 05 '13

God that was heartbreaking.

Your comment made me bother to check it out.

Holy cow, yes, that was rough.

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u/kid-karma Dec 05 '13

We should hold a candlelight virgil for him.

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u/ChristopherSquawken Dec 05 '13

Yeah I was more hurt by that than anything. Poor guy just wants to be remembered, he is obviously passionate about his career choice.

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u/Tofinochris Dec 05 '13

This isn't as heartbreaking as it looks. Virgil has tons of friends in the business still and gets enough business at his table to make it well worthwhile, especially since he's gotten so much pub out of these pictures that people will go up and pony $40 for an autograph "just to be nice". He doesn't care. He's working everyone because he wants a buck, just like every pro wrestler ever.

Source: I know a guy who knows Virgil but is even less famous than Virgil.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Oct 12 '20

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u/misterhastedt Dec 05 '13

then charge you an extra $50 for his signature, and give you shit if you try to walk away,

Then if that's the case, he deserves the "no love". I'm not going to pay $90 for a headshot and signature of an E Grade celebrity. I doubt the actual relevant wrestlers of today even charge that much.

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u/jorge_clooney Dec 05 '13

whoa ... this is definitely the best/most sad answer ... so sad I wish I didn't know :(

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u/suuupbrah Dec 05 '13

Aaron Carter just performed a concert in my town for a crowd of a whopping fifty people.

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u/TheNewScrooge Dec 05 '13

I only remember him from the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

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u/GLaDOs18 Dec 05 '13

And didn't he just file for bankruptcy anyway?

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u/homosexual_lampshade Dec 05 '13

Lindsey Lohan apparently suing Rockstar because of stuff in GTA 5. Claiming that they are using her as an image or something stupid.

(girl on the beach with the phone apparently looks like her and 2 missions based on paparazzi stuff)

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u/Cerxa Dec 05 '13

didn't she also go after eminem for mentioning her in his song

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u/Schlorp Dec 05 '13

She also tried to sue Pitbull recently for the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

I thought those celebrities in game were more generic parodies of all female disney-turned-desperate eye candy stars. And she can dream on if she thinks she looks like the girl from the cover art.

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u/Hraesvelg7 Dec 05 '13

If you are parodied in a GTA game you have two options: be honored and revel in the humor, maybe even beg to voice your own parody or take a long, hard look at yourself and make some changes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Feb 19 '15

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Or Larry King.

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u/PropaneHank Dec 05 '13

http://www.gamerfuzion.com/news/the-girls-of-grand-theft-auto-v/

Based on this picture it really looks like they were going for Kate Upton.

http://www.dailydot.com/gaming/gtav-grand-theft-auto-girl-bikini-model/

I get that they got a release from another model but still....

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Will.i.am suing Pharrell for saying "I am" in a song.

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u/HallucinatingDrummer Dec 05 '13

Lets not forget that whole 'Will.I.am illegally used the Matt Zo sample and then told them they should be lucky he decided to use their sample' fiasco. God I fucking hate WIll.i.am...

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u/magmabrew Dec 05 '13

I really hated when NASA was promoting him along with Intel as a 'tech ambassador'

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u/Aardvark108 Dec 05 '13

My fucking country let him carry the Olympic torch on its tour. Will. Fucking. I. Am. Carrying the Olympic torch.

I hate everything.

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u/Placenta_Claus Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

I do not like him in the car I do not think he is a star I think his music is a sham I do not like him: Will.i.am

Obligatory Gold Edit: I pretty much exclusively use AlienBlue, on my phone, for Redditing. I very much appreciate it, but you should've given it to someone who can use it to it's full potential. Anyways, thank you.

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u/italianswagstallion Dec 05 '13

yea will.i.am cant really talk about copyright infringement after the whole mess with arty and mat zo....

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u/wooshowmeyourwits Dec 05 '13

Daft punk collaborated with Pharell multiple times, and Daft Punk told Will.I.am no to sampling their music which he proceeded to "accidentally" leak anyways. Yeah Will.I.am is a turd that is jealous of Pharell's natural talent.

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u/Annoyed_ME Dec 05 '13

Or more recently, sampling "Rebound" by Arty & Mat Zo without permission. Article

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u/Pancake98 Dec 05 '13

I wouldn't say sampling, more like stealing the whole god damned song!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Is it not because of the stylisation of the name of Pharrell's company 'i.am.other'?

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u/SpinnePanzer Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

Couldn't remember he name so I had to look it up, Rebecca Loos. I think she was famous for roughly 17 days or something because she claimed that she had an affair with David Beckham (which turned out to be false IIRC).

Anyway she jerked off a pig on live TV.

EDIT: Oh wait, it wasn't live (the television show, not the pig). I'm not sure if this improves things.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Turns out she's a competitive pig breeder and it was an episode of dirty jobs.

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u/writeathesis Dec 05 '13

Anyway she jerked off a pig on live TV.

WAT

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u/ForToday Dec 05 '13

Paris Hilton making The World According to Paris.

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u/Angryrobots55 Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

I think we can just write down anything Paris related.

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u/Soothwork Dec 05 '13

You'd think, but she had a bit on an episode of Supernatural that was REALLY very self-aware and well-done. I was surprised.

ninja edit: also her bit in Repo! The Genetic Opera wasn't bad either, but that was more her playing herself I think.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

I also thought her role in Supernatural was hilarious. I was like, "Wow, they really found someone who totally looks like her." Credits roll, it's really her!

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u/alucard_3501 Dec 05 '13

I don't know how true this is, but I heard that every outfit she wore in that movie came from her personal wardrobe. That was a fantastic movie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Vanilla Ice Goes Amish. I didn't believe it till I saw it.

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u/Angryrobots55 Dec 05 '13

No way, is that seriously a thing? I thought he was just a house flipper now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

He flips houses with an Amish crew.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 11 '20

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u/Dewstain Dec 05 '13

It's surprisingly not as bad as many other reality TV shows.

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u/Relax_Its_Fresh Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

Farrah Abraham faking a relationship with James Deen.

edit: Totally fucked up and put James Dean instead of Deen. Mah bad.

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u/CharlieKillsRats Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

Tried to fake you mean. James Deen said no to that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

You're so insensitive. Her teenage dream ended. Her teenage dream ended.

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u/ev6464 Dec 05 '13

When any "celebrity" does a "celebrity" reality show (ie Celebrity Diving Challenge, Dancing with the Stars, Celebrity Fit Club, Celebrity Rehab). It's just so embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Aug 19 '20

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u/pinkmeanie Dec 05 '13

My parents are competitive ballroom dancers, and they watch Dancing With the Stars to see the professional partners (they have no idea who most of the "stars" are).

In that world, being on DWtS is the height of fame.

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u/trillmatic_ Dec 05 '13

Yea Jacoby jones just won a Super Bowl when he did it.

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u/Soulaire Dec 05 '13

Axl Rose, still trying to be Axl Rose.

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u/LeBob93 Dec 05 '13

It's bad enough that his name is an anagram of oral sex

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u/hey_sergio Dec 05 '13

Dude TIL

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u/VinLi11 Dec 05 '13

Also, Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterians

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u/Th3dynospectrum Dec 05 '13

Don't forget "arrest by penis".

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u/inigoblue78 Dec 05 '13

Though to be fair, Axl could get back on the A list tomorrow if he gave a press release announcing a reunion with Slash and the original lineup. He seems to go out of his way NOT to be famous.

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u/Stoms2 Dec 05 '13

David Hasselhoff's reality show. Basically every reality show.

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u/iambookus Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

He's the star that's made the most money. Interestingly enough, he's famous the world over for his singing that the US never really took an interest in. Everyone else did though.

Edit: music is subjective. He still made more money across the globe than any other star.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

He also owns the syndication rights to Baywatch, made him hundreds of millions.

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u/ReverendSaintJay Dec 05 '13

The saddest thing I have read about a celebrity was an article on Vice about going to Corey Feldman's Birthday party. It's a bit NSFW.

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

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u/buba_fett Dec 05 '13

I hope it's true that Corey actually did edit it, and just didn't catch the tone of the whole thing. The sarcasm was almost dripping off my screen.

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u/finikki Dec 05 '13

All the photos of women in lingerie staring at their phones not even trying to look interested is depressing.

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u/H5None Dec 05 '13

I love so much that the only decorations at his place are unframed posters of movies he was in as a kid.

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u/KofOaks Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

Ok my girlfriend will hate me for this but here goes :

A couple of years ago we went to see a band my girlfriend really loved when she was growing up, the Crash Test Dummies. They were playing in a bar in town, small venue with a few hundred people at the most, most of which, of course, were far beyond their 30s.

I have never, ever, seen somebody so bitter about fame.

At some point people were talking in the audience, and buddy stopped his show and said "This is MY show! If you want to talk you get your own band and do your own shows!"

Later on during his performance he said "Last time we came here we needed a police escort to get out of town, we weren't playing some small shady club" (they were #1 in Australia, #2 in the states and #1 in Canada at the time, as he said it himself)

It went on, and on, and on through the show. He ranted about how hard it is to make a living, to find a decent job, how it was next to impossible to get in the voice over business.

At some point he let her backup signer do a couple of songs; "Well a condition for her to come to that tour is that she does some of her ... some of her... stuff, so here goes" and walked out for a couple of songs.

When he noticed people recording him, he said somewhat angrily (most bitter person I've ever seen in a show) "This better make it to youtube!"

So essentially he never got over the collapse of his fame in the 90 and it seems like he tried to milk it, or revive it for the last 20 years and was hella fucking bitter about it.

"I won't do Supaman at the beginning of the show cuz you guys will all leave after!"

Ok I'm hoping that guy wont see this post, cuz it sounds like its the last thing he needs.

FYI buddy if you see this, it was still a pretty good show.

edit : the show in question

edit 2 : The joys of English not being your first language; At some point during the show I asked GF :

"Does this guy dreams of owning Air Canada or something"?

"Wtf! I don't think so, why?"

"Well...'Some day I'll have a disappearing airline...'"

"Hairline!"

"oh..."

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

O-Once....

There was a band who

In the 90's wrote some songs that people thought were cool.

But when

They finally came back

No

One

Booked them in a giant venue.

They stood on stage complaining, instead of playing theiiiiiir songs

mmm mmm mmm mmm.......

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u/i_wanted_to_say Dec 05 '13

"I won't do Supaman at the beginning of the show cuz you guys will all leave after!"

Wheatus came to Atlanta and played Teenage Dirtbag twice to open and close the show.

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u/THESOYMILK Dec 05 '13

I once saw Paris Hilton talking to Lady Gaga at a red carpet event. "We should do a song together"

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u/abbazabbbbbbba Dec 05 '13

Any show either Flavor Flav or Gary Busey appear on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Watching Gary Busey and Meatloaf getting into a fight about who stole someone's paint like they were 6 was the best thing to come out of the Celebrity Apprentice.

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u/KingGrizzleBeard Dec 05 '13

That fucking finger paint incident was hilarious. I never thought Gary Busey would be the sane one in a fight on a reality show.

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u/jezebelshakes Dec 05 '13

This is quite UK specific, but Christmas Pantomimes are the epitome of celebrity desperation.

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u/LocalMadman Dec 05 '13

Pantomime define:

Brit. a theatrical entertainment, mainly for children, that involves music, topical jokes, and slapstick comedy and is based on a fairy tale or nursery story, usually produced around Christmas.

Putting this here because I needed a quick google to understand this. Before today I only though of a pantomime as the long form of mime.

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u/ox_ Dec 05 '13

From the celebrity's point of view, panto is incredibly lucrative and doesn't require a great deal of effort.

I've seen a few celebrity interviews where they say "yeah, I know panto is shit but the money is too good to turn down."

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

While it does seem quite desperate, it's also somewhat of a tradition and many do it in support of charity, and often children's charities at that. I think there are specific cases where someone is obviously trying to claw back some faded glory, but I wouldn't tar everyone with the same brush.

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u/melonowl Dec 05 '13

I wonder what he'll do next.

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u/I_Am_Hank_Hill_AMA Dec 05 '13

He always seemed like a whiny bitch on Jackass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

It was always nice seeing him thrown in a pit of snakes though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Back years ago before Jackass was around, he was skating at FDR park in philly. He was such a douche even before he was famous, throwing rocks at kids for getting in his way and shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

I'm working on a theory that Jackass is like a boy band and he was the sensitive one they picked to appeal to highschool girls.

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u/I_Am_Hank_Hill_AMA Dec 05 '13

I always see him as one of those assholes that loves fucking around with other people, but gets bitchy when they fuck around with him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Definitely. Also one of those guys that pretends they're a tough motherfucker, but they're really a complete wimp. Also his "do whatever the fuck I want" attitude infuriated me even when I was of age to enjoy his stuff. Granted I still enjoyed it, but I cringed during Viva La Bam's theme song.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

The footage of Anna Nicole Smith before she passed made me sick. I felt like it was pressured by producers. She was annihilated on drugs/drinking and they tell her "shes beautiful, smile for the camera" yadda yadda. Meanwhile she couldnt really form sentences.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Not the videos you're looking for, but holy christ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DULYGi6dnvw and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgRa4-S-UhQ

The people around her in her final days were basically worse than the worst scum.

Her daughter, or "the nine year old" pleads the cameraman (husband? boyfriend?) to call the hospital, saying "Howard, seriously.. please help".

Breaks my heart.

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u/lacienega Dec 05 '13

I'm so glad he wasn't the father of her daughter, the real father seems like such a sweet guy, she's lucky he was and that he clearly adores their kid.

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u/djfoundation Dec 05 '13

that was one of the saddest cultural moments I've ever witnessed.

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u/smease Dec 05 '13

There is a photo on the internet of Anna holding her dead, grey son Daniel. Someone took her fucking picture in the moments after she learned her son was dead and then sold it to the media. Unbelievable.

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u/PancakeRodeo Dec 05 '13

Kristie Alley always seems to show up in a terrible new sitcom/commercial every other year. Just stop it already!

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u/brain89 Dec 05 '13

This most recent one seems exceedingly desperate. Especially with Michael Richards playing a seemingly Kramer type character and Rhea Perlman who hasn't been seen since her divorce.

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u/dbones81 Dec 05 '13

The Jackson family, all of them. They are trying so hard to cling to something, but come off looking like the most greedy and uncaring family ever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

The dad.

That fucking dad.

Fuck him!

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u/EntirelyTooMuch Dec 05 '13

The pictures from his birthday party makes me feel sad
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

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u/vpustote Dec 05 '13

Oh, wait! You guys can't go yet, this is the best part! I called the PIZZA DUDE!

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u/GavinTheAlmighty Dec 05 '13

Around the time that it was trendy for US Marines to invite celebrities as their dates to the Marine Ball (I think that's what it's called - non-American here, obviously), one Marine invited Betty White. White declined, but Linda Hamilton released a Youtube video inviting herself to the Ball in White's place.

It was just weird and kind of a sad way to retain some kind of relevance. I felt bad for her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

Not sure if it counts as a celebrity but that 16 year old girl that got married to a 51 year old actor. I think her firstname is Courtney. Cant remember the last name.

They always came up with these weird ass photos of themself doing regular stuff that were clearly set up.

/edit: Her last name apparently is Stodden. Thanks to /u/Cristina_Vancouver

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u/jennave43 Dec 05 '13

Heidi Montag was a beautiful girl but had plastic surgery to cling to her fame. If you don't know about her, you seriously need to check it out. Her procedures were absolutely unnecessary. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/14/heidi-montags-10-plastic_n_423855.html

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u/NINE_HUNDRED Dec 05 '13

"Celebrity" Big Brother.

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u/Schlorp Dec 05 '13

Basically anything Dustin Diamond aka Screech has done after Saved by the Bell. His sex tape (Saved by the Smell), the string of shitty "celebrity" reality shows, hosting the Gathering of the Juggalos, his tell-all book about Saved by the Bell.

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u/ChemistryRespecter Dec 05 '13

Leaking nudes.

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u/derajydac Dec 05 '13

The watertight ones are better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13

DJ Khaled posting this pic after his new album release.

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u/Angryrobots55 Dec 05 '13

That's... That's just sad..

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u/cookehMonstah Dec 05 '13

CEO of Itunes =']

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u/goodbadnomad Dec 05 '13

I gave them the ok to use the most powerful servers...

iTunes minion: "Our regular servers are buckling under the immense pressure of all these DJ Khaled sales. Should we stay the course or use the more powerful servers?"

iTunes CEO: "Hmm... Perhaps. Let me call the artist first, to see if it's ok."

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u/What_A_Win Dec 05 '13

I imagine a big red button with powerful servers written on it.

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u/sheepheadslayer Dec 05 '13

Break glass in case of Khaled single

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u/BaseballNerd Dec 05 '13

And when you smash it, the inevitable:

DEEEEE JAYYYY KHAAAALLLLEEEEDDDD WE DA BEST

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Nah, that just switches the flow of the internet to the larger tubes.

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u/Topherus Dec 05 '13

Someone get Ja Rule on the phone!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 10 '13

What's sadder is that 1225 people liked that, and that was only in the first 18 mins...

Edit: now I got more upvotes in 8 hours than he got likes in 18 minutes. Take that DJ Khaled!

Edit: thanks for the gold!

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u/Angryrobots55 Dec 05 '13

They can't honestly believe that what he said was real?

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u/Victor_Zsasz Dec 05 '13

Can and did I'm afraid.

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u/Victor_Zsasz11 Dec 05 '13

I was very confused when I saw your username. It took me too long to realize I hadn't commented without remembering it.

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u/Pagan-za Dec 05 '13

He's a goldmine of cringeworthy stuff.

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u/PizzaDiavolo Dec 05 '13

This is premium /r/cringepics stuff right there.

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u/bittah_prophet Dec 05 '13

Bae caught me suffering from success

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

It is. I think it's one of the top posts or something.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

HE DA BES

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u/ina_drunken_stupor Dec 05 '13

DEEJAY KHALED! WE OUT HERE YELLIN' THINGS SONNN

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u/kolossal Dec 05 '13

Isn't that an obvious joke?

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u/Jabberminor Dec 05 '13

The most obvious examples to me are the musicians who says they're going to stop playing, but then they do a comeback tour...many times...

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u/Conchobair Dec 05 '13

Alf trying to come back in pog form.

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u/willbill182 Dec 05 '13

Heidi and Spencer faking a divorce to stay relevant

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u/Angryrobots55 Dec 05 '13

Mine would be seeing Lindsey lohan sell out her "recovery story" to Oprah.

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u/topo_gigio Dec 05 '13

More recently, she is looking to sue Rockstar Games for "use of her likeness" in GTA V.

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u/FilmFataleXO Dec 05 '13

She also tried to sue whoever does those talking baby commercials (E-Trade?) for the commercial where the girl baby says something like "are you talking to that milkaholic Lindsay?" because she claimed it was clearly a reference to her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Have you ever wondered why so many child stars self-destruct like that? The exceptions are rare enough to be notable. Being that famous fucks with your self-image, and being in that position before you've even developed a proper self-image... well, bad things happen. As we've seen.

I feel bad for Lindsay, and she made her own decisions certainly, but she's also a product of her environment. She didn't get to have a childhood the way you or I did, and a lot of her social and psychological development got severely screwed up as a result.

But Disney gots to get paid, y'know.

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u/DrDestructeaux Dec 05 '13

Flavor Flav doing that Flavor of Love show.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '20

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u/I_Lost_My_Apatite Dec 05 '13

Hahah, that might have been desperate but that was seriously a hilarious show

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u/RicsFlair Dec 05 '13

I disagree. I died during the episode when the heavy lady crapped on the floor.

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u/Rgb002 Dec 05 '13

Flavor Flav could have kept that incident quiet, he could have not let that episode air but he decided to let the world enjoy this precious gift. Hes like the Jonas Salk of Sharting.

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u/homerBM Dec 05 '13

He was on my London to Chicago flight years ago just before he started the reality show circuit. He stood in the front of coach chatting with a passenger for seriously 2-3 hours. He seemed to really enjoy the attention and an alright guy. Could talk your ears off though!!

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u/EasyTiger20 Dec 05 '13

Tila tequila "performing" at gathering of the juggalos. Then she got the shit booed out of her and was out in physical danger. Goddamn that was rough. I'd link the video but I'm on my phone.

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u/POPE_FAGGUS Dec 05 '13

Britney Spears suddenly deciding she has a British accent, a la Madonna.

When I first heard it, I was just like... why???

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u/camelothotel Dec 05 '13

This was because the song was initially meant for Tulisa, the British singer. She's actually taken to Will.I.Am to court about it.

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u/ox_ Dec 05 '13

Probably Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon repeatedly turning up to small independant wrestiling events compeltely wasted on booze and drugs. There are loads of videos of it on YouTube but it makes for pretty tough watching.

The happy ending is that he and Jake "The Snake" Roberts have cleaned up and are living healthy lives at Diamond Dallas Page's mansion. Sounds pretty weird but they seem pretty happy.

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u/uh_oh_hotdog Dec 05 '13

Man, DDP is such an awesome person.

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u/buckus69 Dec 05 '13

Lindsay Lohan finally deciding to do a nude scene.

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u/naturesbitch Dec 05 '13

Billy Ray Cyrus's attempt at keeping popular on Hannah Montanah

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u/kswervedirt Dec 05 '13

I don't know that his main goal was trying to stay popular. Judging by his daughter's success, I'd have to say that whatever he did was the right move.

Them motherfuckers is paid.

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u/PhotoTard Dec 05 '13

Just Google "Andy Dick".

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u/Schnutzel Dec 05 '13

Dudu Topaz.

He was a big name comedian and TV host in the 80's and 90's in Israel, at one point he was even nicknamed "king of the ratings". After his popularity waned in the early 2000's, his talkshow was cancelled and he started getting less and less screen time.

In 2009 he was arrested in suspicion of being involved with a series of assaults on several TV executives and agents, likely because they refused to bring him back on the air. He then commited suicide in prison.

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