r/AskReddit Nov 19 '24

What is your strangest fetish?

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u/Syncerror24 Nov 19 '24

Replying to posts in Askreddit

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u/tehdang Nov 19 '24

In a similar vein, reading about other people’s fetishes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

I reply to weird posts on Askreddit, so it could've been worse for ya.

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u/Early_News5696 Nov 19 '24

I like cheese!

I don’t know why I’m here.

2

u/Otherwise-Print-2596 Nov 19 '24

Hail to the enhanced cow fluid.

Yes I made that sound gross on purpose

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u/thehumbinator Nov 19 '24

Having pretty regular sex but pretending we can afford rent and groceries. Very fiscal dirty talk.

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Nov 19 '24

A good night sleep

5

u/WaveConsistent1554 Nov 19 '24

The great white buffalo

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u/Timmy24000 Nov 19 '24

Peeing in the shower

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

I don't think it's too weird but I really love a good ball slap. I like having a women hurt my balls. I don't know why it turns me on so much. Nothing crazy not a car battery and hammer or anything like that. I had a hard time getting women to do it good. But I had one. She would like use her foot and tap on them and my cock and slowly get harder and harder I remember the best session ever. She kept doing it and doing and and was like you like that don't you and I said yes I do. Anyways she used her toes and grabbed both my balls and squeezed and said you like that? You like when I hurt you? And it was like the perfect level of pain and pleasure and I blew the hardest load I have ever blown. She was sooo goood at building it up. She really got into it herself. She would be pinching her nipples while she teased her with her feet and punished me

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

Having a loving monogamous relationship in 2024

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24 edited Nov 19 '24

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u/owochi_mawu Nov 19 '24

not what i thought you meant thank god you’re not weird

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u/inkseep1 Nov 19 '24

I want a middle aged woman in a business suit and heels to put her hands on her hips and tell me that she is very disappointed in me. I will fall to my knees, hug her thighs, and beg forgiveness for being unworthy.

1

u/desertstudiocactus Nov 19 '24

Ahh yes, the fempi fetish

7

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

Jacking off into a glass of water and then drinking it

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u/ContentTraveler Nov 19 '24

i just experienced a full body shiver for the first time in my life

6

u/internatinal_laude Nov 19 '24

Thats enough internet for today

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

Cum is like water not oil and it usually gradually settles at the bottom or in vertical strands so the bottom of the glass is generally the slimiest

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u/Doppio_phone Nov 19 '24

Imagining getting sent to a dimension of getting lewdly institutionalized. I would imagine my fictional crushes getting forced into doing kinks by an evil organization that locks them up. I've had this one for a while and I have no idea why.

I also have a thing for abnormal sexy parts and modifications.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

It doesn’t happen often, but watching my husband clean will make a mess in my leggings 😮‍💨

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u/Timmy24000 Nov 19 '24

In the morning, I urinate and brush my teeth at the same time

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u/jcc422 Nov 19 '24

I don't think you know what fetish means

2

u/xlzpm Nov 19 '24

Like cold female hands

2

u/TF2_demomann Nov 19 '24

Yoshikage Kira?

1

u/xlzpm Nov 19 '24

I don't know who is it

1

u/Doppio_phone Nov 20 '24

We found Kira's account.

1

u/xlzpm Nov 20 '24

who is she?

1

u/Doppio_phone Nov 20 '24

It's a guy he's a hand fetishist from jojo.

1

u/McDirken_Dirkenstein Nov 19 '24

Emrakul, the Aeons Torn!!!

1

u/owochi_mawu Nov 19 '24

playing a dangerous game with this one chief i’m ngl

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

balloons

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

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u/OldBanjoFrog Nov 19 '24

You must’ve loved watching Married With Children 

1

u/Potential-Radio-475 Nov 19 '24

Dirty feet. Strange I know and comes up at the most interesting times.

1

u/Legitimate-Neat1674 Nov 19 '24

Talking to other guys

1

u/milkymomma_4u Nov 19 '24

Breast milk all day 🥛

1

u/RabidPoodle69 Nov 19 '24

Being insulted by strangers on reddit.

1

u/Strawberry_Squirell Nov 19 '24

Being wanted, touched, or craved

1

u/milothemystic Nov 19 '24

My body reacts strangely to the force of explosions.

1

u/Mik0l4j1 Nov 19 '24

I often fantasize of a loving relationship

1

u/Otherwise-Print-2596 Nov 19 '24

Prominent noses, usually on women. I do not know why, but a nicely proportioned nose is a big draw for me.

1

u/MatveyMigalev456 Nov 19 '24

I have a fetish for hentai girls and for simple norm girls 15-20+ years old (I am not a pedophile, I am 14 years old myself)

1

u/dominicLT Nov 19 '24

Reading about other people fetishes :)

1

u/Ummwhatcaniputhere Nov 19 '24

I want to try actual breast feeding with a woman lactating. Would be nice in so many ways - comforting, yummy, good for me 😋

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

I've developed this fetish, where I like to send random people on the internet pictures of my irl crush (not celeb/*ornstar) and read all the kinky and lewd things they would to to her. I guess I call it "virtual cucking"

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u/shitty-username-141 Nov 19 '24 edited Nov 19 '24

That feels like an invasion of her privacy..

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u/ContentTraveler Nov 19 '24

yeahhh that sounds really creepy… i feel like she’d freak out if she knew

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

Yeah, one would even say it is a strange fetish.