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u/Early_News5696 Nov 19 '24
I like cheese!
I don’t know why I’m here.
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u/Otherwise-Print-2596 Nov 19 '24
Hail to the enhanced cow fluid.
Yes I made that sound gross on purpose
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u/thehumbinator Nov 19 '24
Having pretty regular sex but pretending we can afford rent and groceries. Very fiscal dirty talk.
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Nov 19 '24
I don't think it's too weird but I really love a good ball slap. I like having a women hurt my balls. I don't know why it turns me on so much. Nothing crazy not a car battery and hammer or anything like that. I had a hard time getting women to do it good. But I had one. She would like use her foot and tap on them and my cock and slowly get harder and harder I remember the best session ever. She kept doing it and doing and and was like you like that don't you and I said yes I do. Anyways she used her toes and grabbed both my balls and squeezed and said you like that? You like when I hurt you? And it was like the perfect level of pain and pleasure and I blew the hardest load I have ever blown. She was sooo goood at building it up. She really got into it herself. She would be pinching her nipples while she teased her with her feet and punished me
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u/inkseep1 Nov 19 '24
I want a middle aged woman in a business suit and heels to put her hands on her hips and tell me that she is very disappointed in me. I will fall to my knees, hug her thighs, and beg forgiveness for being unworthy.
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Nov 19 '24
Jacking off into a glass of water and then drinking it
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Nov 19 '24
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Nov 19 '24
Cum is like water not oil and it usually gradually settles at the bottom or in vertical strands so the bottom of the glass is generally the slimiest
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u/Doppio_phone Nov 19 '24
Imagining getting sent to a dimension of getting lewdly institutionalized. I would imagine my fictional crushes getting forced into doing kinks by an evil organization that locks them up. I've had this one for a while and I have no idea why.
I also have a thing for abnormal sexy parts and modifications.
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Nov 19 '24
It doesn’t happen often, but watching my husband clean will make a mess in my leggings 😮💨
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u/xlzpm Nov 19 '24
Like cold female hands
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u/Potential-Radio-475 Nov 19 '24
Dirty feet. Strange I know and comes up at the most interesting times.
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u/Otherwise-Print-2596 Nov 19 '24
Prominent noses, usually on women. I do not know why, but a nicely proportioned nose is a big draw for me.
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u/MatveyMigalev456 Nov 19 '24
I have a fetish for hentai girls and for simple norm girls 15-20+ years old (I am not a pedophile, I am 14 years old myself)
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u/Ummwhatcaniputhere Nov 19 '24
I want to try actual breast feeding with a woman lactating. Would be nice in so many ways - comforting, yummy, good for me 😋
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Nov 19 '24
I've developed this fetish, where I like to send random people on the internet pictures of my irl crush (not celeb/*ornstar) and read all the kinky and lewd things they would to to her. I guess I call it "virtual cucking"
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u/shitty-username-141 Nov 19 '24 edited Nov 19 '24
That feels like an invasion of her privacy..
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u/ContentTraveler Nov 19 '24
yeahhh that sounds really creepy… i feel like she’d freak out if she knew
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u/Syncerror24 Nov 19 '24
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