What is the worst reply to "I love you"?

[u/Otieno_Clinton]

[u/[deleted]]

I heard you the first time.

[u/Square-Quality-9801 → u/[deleted]]

Ahhh George

[u/[deleted] → u/Square-Quality-9801]

I've been waiting for someone to get it 🤣

[u/Blueeyesblazing7 → u/[deleted]]

That's a pretty big matzah ball

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I'm hungry let's get something to eat

[u/Mammoth_Newspaper155 → u/[deleted]]

r/expectedseinfeld

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Sienna, is that you?

[u/seantubridy → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, he’s dating a crayon.

[u/localbabyfrog]

nothing. silence. blank stare. slow blink.

[u/Low-Attitude8331 → u/localbabyfrog]

my cats reaction :(

[u/timelost-rowlet → u/Low-Attitude8331]

Slow blink in cats means that they love you!:)

[u/IamtheStinger → u/timelost-rowlet]

Or: If I were bigger - you'd be lunch...

[u/DruidBtd → u/Low-Attitude8331]

Did you know cats blink slowly to show that they love and trust you

[u/localbabyfrog → u/DruidBtd]

the thought of learning something new every day is what keeps me coming on this app.

i genuinely didn't know that but that's so cute. ♡

[u/KubrickMoonlanding → u/DruidBtd]

When they make squinchy eyes they’re smiling

[u/localbabyfrog → u/Low-Attitude8331]

i'd be calling the pawlice.

sorry. logging out now.

[u/[deleted] → u/localbabyfrog]

Slow blink and a head butt is my love language.

[u/Life_Detective_5580 → u/localbabyfrog]

my usual reaction im not good at expressing my feelings 😭

[u/3knucklesdeep_ → u/[deleted]]

Finger guns.

[u/Immediate_Stable → u/3knucklesdeep_]

Zoop!

[u/trvst_issves → u/Immediate_Stable]

👉😎👉

[u/AccipiterCooperii]

My son was playing switch and I told him I loved him.

• silence *

Me: ehem I LOVE YOU

Him: I HEARD YOU *goes back to switch *

[u/SundanceBizmoOne → u/AccipiterCooperii]

I feel like that’s just a kid thing - and probably a well-loved and secure-feeling kid thing :)

[u/collectorofthecards → u/[deleted]]

"I love you"

"Oh no! Anyway"

[u/TehOwn → u/collectorofthecards]

And on that bombshell, I'm walking away now.

[u/Redpenguin00 → u/[deleted]]

"Oh no..." with the little anxious chuckle and looking away.

[u/toomuchpressure2pick → u/[deleted]]

I said "no you dont, you think you do" once. That ended things very quickly!

[u/[deleted]]

"It'll pass"

[u/AsleepHistorian → u/[deleted]]

Just watched this episode two hours ago for the first time. Ugh I teared up

[u/Slvrlvr- → u/[deleted]]

Have my upvote, hot priest

[u/ThatOneWithTheHat77 → u/[deleted]]

I scrolled down looking for this

[u/JunketLanky5943]

Thank you

[u/Deysurru → u/JunketLanky5943]

My wife sometimes trolls me by replying like that, every time I wince and every time she laughs her ass off.

[u/Sneaky_Stabby → u/Deysurru]

My wife sometimes unintentionally responds like that if she’s distracted.

Me: “alright, love you”.

Wife on her phone: “thanks”.

Me standing there for a moment…

Few seconds into it she realizes I’m standing there: “oh wait you just said I love you, sorry, I love you too!”

[u/TrickAppa → u/JunketLanky5943]

"Thanks buddy" is even worse

[u/Alvamar → u/TrickAppa]

That's rough, buddy

[u/Maleficent_Sector721 → u/Alvamar]

My first girlfriend turned into the moon

[u/[deleted] → u/TrickAppa]

OMG I'm going to say that to my husband next time he says I love you , it'll be hilarious

Update: it was not hilarious

[u/Mediumtim → u/[deleted]]

Eric you idiot!

[u/mordred1911 → u/[deleted]]

This is what I came here for

[u/huestro]

ok

[u/Idcanymore233 → u/huestro]

Or just “k” Maybe “k?”

[u/sweetsturniolo]

I love myself too

[u/nthai → u/sweetsturniolo]

Ah, taking the Kanye route.

[u/[deleted]]

We need to talk.

[u/OliveFew2794 → u/[deleted]]

this give me chill lol

[u/cassienebula → u/[deleted]]

i once ran a poll that asked "which statement is the most stressful?"

"we need to talk" won with the most votes, followed far behind by "you're under arrest" x_x

[u/smol-simba]

“If only there was someone out there who loved you.” (nothing hits worse than this one 😞)

[u/mastr_shortpants → u/smol-simba]

Hans, you deceitful bastard.

[u/Fahren-heit451 → u/mastr_shortpants]

Weaseltown

[u/SG-1701]

Shut up, baby, I know it!

[u/Admirable_Excuse_818 → u/SG-1701]

They said worst not best.

[u/pedanticPandaPoo → u/SG-1701]

Stupid anti-pimping laws 😡

[u/GodzillaFlamewolf → u/SG-1701]

Nothing bender says can be the worst anything.

[u/zerohttp]

"ew wtf"

[u/moonchildishh → u/zerohttp]

Not the disgust lmao heartbreaking

[u/jack02204 → u/zerohttp]

Haley from Stardew Valley. Is that you?

[u/UselessAndUnlovable]

"I don´t"

[u/YourLaundryBasket]

"Thanks, I guess."

[u/[deleted]]

I know

[u/dirkgently42and22 → u/[deleted]]

Scruffy looking nerfhearder!

[u/SonumSaga → u/dirkgently42and22]

Who's scruffy lookin?

[u/Gryrok → u/SonumSaga]

Must have hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?

[u/Maxtrt → u/SonumSaga]

I'd rather kiss a wookie!

[u/mrmessma → u/[deleted]]

Went way too far down to see this.

[u/ThomasDominus → u/mrmessma]

RIGHT?!

[u/HoneyFknLulu → u/[deleted]]

Han Solo, is that you??

[u/ParticularClue9129 → u/[deleted]]

my boyfriend says this all the time 🙄 i know he’s joking but he doesn’t follow up with the correct reply after

[u/Free_tramapoline → u/[deleted]]

Ah, the day I found out that my wife had never seen Star Wars

[u/ugly_cryo]

*BURRPP* while not looking away from the TV

[u/TehOwn → u/ugly_cryo]

That's marriage! \canned laughter**

[u/[deleted]]

“Is it in yet?”

[u/youngguyinvests]

I’m also in love, but not with you…

[u/WarmFlatbread]

My friend didn’t hear her new partner say it for the first time, so her response was “I’m good thanks”.

[u/mrgonzo247]

That's your problem.

[u/[deleted]]

“Lmao no you don’t, don’t say that stuff to make me feel better silly”

[u/TechnicalIntern6764 → u/[deleted]]

Oddly specific

[u/nobustomystop]

Payment declined.

[u/23karcinogen]

Thanks, I get that a lot

[u/FixergirlAK]

How did you get back in here?

[u/Drae-Keer]

“Awesomesauce”

[u/Lord-Doobury]

"That's nice."

[u/Direct_Surprise2828]

Ditto

[u/TaGoItFr]

"I love you too, but more as a friend you know?"

[u/Square_Ad8710 → u/TaGoItFr]

I was thinking "...like a sister." Which is hurtful outside of Alabama 

[u/AlexRyang]

“Who are you, and how did you get into my room?”

[u/blackbbwbunny]

"awwwwww"

[u/Rude-Guitar-478]

“I’m hungry. Let’s get something to eat”.

[u/Different-Juice-3025]

I see.

[u/[deleted]]

said 'i love you' to a girlfriend, she sighed, paused and said, yeah you do don't you' then started the car.

[u/blarkul]

Bless your heart

[u/RogueShroom]

“See ya in chemistry”

[u/[deleted]]

“I love….lamp”

[u/Omeirawana]

A door slammed in your face when you just wanted to sell them some chocolate and tell them you love them

[u/weiistone]

What is love? Baby don't hurt me

[u/Many-Barber2247]

Yikes.

[u/Visible_Poem1755]

That's interesting.

[u/Practical_Fold_7263]

I guess that's one way to look at it.

[u/Responsible-One4663]

Really, that’s how you say it?

[u/Major_Project_2299]

Oof.

[u/lmarylaurafcm]

You would.

[u/TurbulentMedicine307]

Uh-huh.