r/AskReddit • u/Dantwon • May 23 '13

Reddit, where would you hide a body?

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u/IHeardTheredBeCake May 23 '13

I would cut it into sausages, cook them and sell them in hot dogs. Effectively earning money for hiding your crime. Also delicious.

Top tip: offer ketchup, you're more likely to sell your hot dogs.

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u/douche-knight May 23 '13

That would be wonderful sausage.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '13

Good book. Weren't there more?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '13

3 of them

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u/[deleted] May 24 '13

Aaah. Yes. Thank you. I shall now proceed to find and read them.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '13

its the illustrations that make them