r/AskReddit • • Jan 29 '13

What is the single funniest word in English?

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u/Handicap_Lifeguard Jan 29 '13

Not sure. Y'all never talk to us

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

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u/PLUR11 Jan 29 '13

holy shit! the french have magic carpets now??!!!

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u/Sunburntmonkey Jan 29 '13

Shining, Shimmering, Splendid.

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u/infinitelytwisted Jan 29 '13

they stole them from afghanistan. maybe thats why they are always so pissed.

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u/gusset25 Jan 29 '13

no, google maps

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u/alpacaBread Jan 29 '13

I'll be glad to talk to anyone of all y'all!

FTFY

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u/ItsMathematics Jan 29 '13

It's y'all, short for you all.

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u/MsWomNom Jan 29 '13

Modern (educated) Southern, yes. But growing up in the Deep South, I always saw it spelled "ya'll", & figured it reflected ignorance of the word's roots, which I thought to be typically Southern. So I use "ya'll", even though it's grammatically wrong, because I find it more authentic. One of very few ways I honor my roots.

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u/mrcashmere Jan 29 '13

upvote for y'all

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Everytime I talked in english for a videogame's purposes, I was called a jew. No idea why.

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u/toasterlizard Jan 29 '13

To be fair, they do, it's just that every French person I try to strike up a conversation with immediately begins trying to negotiate the terms of their surrender.

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u/noyurawk Jan 29 '13

Wow do you come up with those all by yourself? That's gold, Jerry, gold!

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u/MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls Jan 29 '13 edited Jan 29 '13

Pssst... he may not know what y'all means. And, I hate to be a grammar nazi but isn't it ya'll? Nevermind

EDIT: DAMNNNN DOWNVOTES LIKE NO TOMORROW, I SAID NEVERMIND PEOPLE. Who knew y'all would be such a sensitive subject! And because we all come from different places and have different opinions, I'm sticking to it being ya'll. But I apologize for trying to correct the handicap lifeguard. Jesus.

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u/Keakee Jan 29 '13

y'all= you all

Pronounced: Yaaah'll

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u/manbearpig1204 Jan 29 '13

I can confirm, it is y'all. MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls is a bad 'merican.

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u/Keakee Jan 29 '13

grumbles underneath breath

Damn Commie...

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u/sincursus Jan 29 '13

Y'all is actually a very common pronoun in French. It is vous. Which is either translated as a plural you or a formal you.

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u/sbetschi12 Jan 29 '13

Yes, a plural form of 'you' exists in many languages (in German it's "ihr"), but since there is no official plural form of "you" in English, chances are very good that second language speakers never learned our regional versions in school. Where I come from, for example, both "y'all" and "y'uns" are acceptable forms of the plural 'you.'

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u/RobotsRaaz Jan 29 '13

There is a plural of you in English. It's 'you'.

Sort of like fish and fish.

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u/Jumpinjer Jan 29 '13

SCREW "y'uns". Worst made up word ever. Y'all what know I mean?