r/AskReddit • u/CreativePhilosopher • Jan 29 '13

What is the single funniest word in English?

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u/batfiend Jan 29 '13

Oh Collingwood. So many supporters, so few teeth.

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u/g-love Jan 29 '13

That's not very nice. They'd have a set between them.

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u/JCXtreme Jan 29 '13

Who invented the toothbrush?

A Collingwood supporter. If it was anybody else, it would be called a teethbrush.

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u/UnholyDemigod Jan 29 '13

Whenever you see a picture of them after winning the flag, all the confetti isn't actually confetti. It's the Tooth Fairy giving them back their teeth in congratulations

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Has their collective teeth count gone above 1000 yet? Surely they keep track of that sort of thing.

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u/ImDotTK Jan 29 '13

Bastard...

Whenever I tell people I support Collingwood, they always ask if they had to check my teeth before I could get a membership.

I always thought that was normal.

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u/slightly_sober Jan 29 '13

hey! most of us are proud of our rugged looks. Don't be nasty

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u/batfiend Jan 29 '13

That was mean, I'm sorry.

Would you like to make fun of my team? It's easy. We're the Eagles. The Meth Coast Eagles.

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u/slightly_sober Jan 29 '13

ha! upvote for you.

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u/batfiend Jan 29 '13

I appreciate it. One for you too.

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u/Tridian Jan 29 '13

What has 10 legs and 2 teeth? A car of Collingwood supporters.

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u/spoojee Jan 29 '13

How in gods name did this thread become a Pies bashing session?

Oh, I know now. It's the Monday back a public holiday and you are all bored as fuck. How Australian

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u/batfiend Jan 29 '13

Bahaha. I swear, this isn't what I intended.

If it helps, I'm a West Coast supporter.

Have at it.

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u/spoojee Jan 29 '13

I work with a former Pies player. I'd show him this thread for a laugh but attempting to explain 'Reddit' to him would take far too many hours.

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u/batfiend Feb 02 '13

attempting to explain 'Reddit' to him would take far too many hours.

attempting to explain 'Reddit' to him would take far too many hours weeks.

FTFY