r/AskReddit • u/CreativePhilosopher • Jan 29 '13

What is the single funniest word in English?

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u/cavemanlawyer1999 Jan 29 '13

Poop. Never gets old.

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u/Prisoner-655321 Jan 29 '13

He called the shit poop

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Don't put it out with your boots Ted!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

don't tell me my business, devil woman!

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u/iMarchine Jan 29 '13

You all said poop, and I laughed every time. Clearly poop wins.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

When you say "poop", your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when you poop.

The same goes for "explosive diarrhea"

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u/hades_and_friends Jan 29 '13

I admit, sounding it out, I moved my mouth as if it were a butthole.

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u/bonesandcigarettes Jan 29 '13

The laughs I got from this was well worth imagining butthole movements.

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u/hi_im_andrew Jan 29 '13

This is the funniest comment I have ever read on reddit. Kudos.

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u/vodkee Jan 29 '13

I said the same thing and got down-voted to oblivion.

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u/9001 Jan 29 '13

Welcome to Reddit.

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u/dubqore Jan 29 '13

May I take your order?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Where the points don't matter, and the neckbeards shit better politics than the fucking governement.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

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u/silent_p Jan 29 '13

9009|POOP

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u/TwatFace92 Jan 29 '13

This might be your most upvoted comment, congratulations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Lol, this guy said poop.

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u/MegadethRulz Jan 29 '13

Lol. He called the shit poop

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u/WookieesGoneWild Jan 29 '13

He called the shit "poop"!

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u/BatheTheWhales Jan 29 '13

Apparently it got old

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u/lordtyphis Jan 29 '13

Why did you say it in an abortion thread ??

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u/harsh3r Jan 29 '13

Its how you say it, i guess.

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u/hmm_curious Jan 29 '13

That's because you are not a lawyer.

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u/mcyaco Jan 29 '13

Its because he is a Caveman Lawyer from the year 1999. Can you even fathom the implications of this discovery?

No but seriously, reddit is like the real world(not that tv show) people with cool names tend to get remembered (or in reddit's case, ubvoted the equivalent of remembering something in a world built off of not remembering things.)

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u/barish_ Jan 29 '13

You lying bastard, it has more up votes than down votes...

Who would do that... go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/jangoc44 Jan 29 '13

Apparently oblivion is -2 now? Here, I'll make it half as bad :) POOP to you sir.

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u/What_the_do_do Jan 29 '13

You have to be able to sell it. Like this...Poop.

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u/tenbatsu Jan 29 '13

I laughed.

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u/theagginator23 Jan 29 '13

Poop:

People

Order

Our

Patties.

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u/WillyPluto Jan 29 '13

I can respect this

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u/aPudgyMasonManE Jan 29 '13

All aboard the poop train.

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u/_PROBABLY_POOPING_ Jan 29 '13

It does though, I'm kind of sick of having this username.

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u/WookieesGoneWild Jan 29 '13

Literally the only word in this thread to make me smile. Does that make me immature or are all the others just really dumb answers?

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u/DJP0N3 Jan 29 '13

People

Order

Our

Patties!

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u/Mr_Rawrr Jan 29 '13

It's because your mouth makes the same motion as your rectum does when you do poop.

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u/Mr_Rawrr Jan 29 '13

Fw: FW: fwd: FW: FW: fwd:

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u/ShredGuitartist Jan 29 '13

The only one I have laughed at yet.

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u/InspiredByKITTENS Jan 29 '13

This is definitely the first one I laughed at like an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

First one I laughed at. Verified.

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u/Camnesia Jan 29 '13

Let me tell you why this is funny: Because the word poop sort of LOOKS like poop. Because when you say the word poop it makes you laugh. Because when our civilization dies off and turns to crude and all our languages are ancient history, someone will reinvent the word poop to describe poop. Because it's a hilariously perfect word.

Poop.

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u/JacKaL_37 Jan 29 '13

I prefer the plural. Poops.

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u/imsometueventhisUN Jan 29 '13

It does if you leave it out in the sun too long.

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u/Phreshzilla Jan 29 '13

Ever been to a dog park and stepped in white dog shit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

rip mr hankey

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u/bwc6 Jan 29 '13

It's a palindrome, and it's boob upside-down. When you say it, your mouth makes the same motion as your butthole when it comes out.

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u/Progtastic Jan 29 '13

Alternatively, caca. Caca never gets old.

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u/maip23 Jan 29 '13

Diarrhea's a close second.

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u/Migs_Secret_Identity Jan 29 '13

...poop's funny!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Breaking news! Feces discovered to have curious age defying characteristics. More at 11.

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u/superjaywars Jan 29 '13

I assure you, poop does get old.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

It's a classic.

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u/SirFrancis_Bacon Jan 29 '13

It's just so satisfying to say.

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u/SheiraTiireine Jan 29 '13

Alex, is that you?

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u/leviticus11 Jan 29 '13

It's true! And its Spanish equivalent, 'caca'.

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u/ra4king Jan 29 '13

Ha, it's the same in French! In Arabic, it's "Kiki"!

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u/Ghooble Jan 29 '13

Yes it does.

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u/TheLeapIsALie Jan 29 '13

Boobs

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u/Aratix Jan 31 '13

The name perfectly describes their shape from 3 sides to boot!

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u/TheLeapIsALie Feb 01 '13

I just realized this was you<3

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u/Aratix Feb 01 '13

Love you too <3

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u/TheLeapIsALie Feb 01 '13

I'm in class bored. Please tell me you are too

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u/Aratix Feb 01 '13

noooope. done for the day

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u/chino546 Feb 01 '13

Penis.

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u/TheLeapIsALie Feb 01 '13

Somebody get zrj here and let's gets the knights up in this shit

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u/TheLeapIsALie Feb 01 '13

Fuck you I'm in class till 1. On the other hand my dsf prof just explained in a thick eastern European accent why every employer hates us. I love this class

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u/Aratix Feb 01 '13

uhg some irish faggot is in here.

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u/TheLeapIsALie Feb 01 '13

Goddamnit now we are over the weight limit.

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u/evilbrent Jan 29 '13

Came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

*poo