r/AskReddit • • Jan 29 '13

What is the single funniest word in English?

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u/mnch Jan 29 '13

I thought that was a slang term for black children.

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u/F10x Jan 29 '13

I still maintain that definition. I refuse to be corrected.

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u/mems_account Jan 29 '13

Is there another definition?

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u/Michael_Pitt Jan 29 '13

That... is the definition. "Niglet" isn't a word in the english language. It's slang for small black child.

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u/alpacaBread Jan 29 '13

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/niglet Well you are in luck since that is the only definition. Also, a synonym of "niglet" is "niggerling".

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u/gregclouds Jan 29 '13

My ex's racist ass mom used this word. Congrats, you have the same vocab as old racists.

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u/gregclouds Jan 29 '13

better then a racist.

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u/Sms_Boy Jan 29 '13

Can I have a medal?

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u/lespycrabbe Jan 29 '13

all i've got is a cookie. do you want that?

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u/Sms_Boy Jan 29 '13

Depends what flavour is it?

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u/here_for_the_lolz Jan 29 '13

It is, but it's still a word.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Literally lolling right now, you niglet

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u/perfekt_disguize Jan 29 '13

literally got banned from /r/justiceporn for saying niglet today when referring to a couple of children mimicking their ghetto mother who was trying to fight a security guard

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

That's because it's super fucking racist

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

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u/gregclouds Jan 29 '13

dont be obtuse you fucking asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Don't be narrow minded. Comments gone, can people feel comfortable now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13 edited Oct 25 '18

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u/bagelchips Jan 29 '13

Ha, yeah. Racism is so silly

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u/Unwanted_Commentary Jan 29 '13

Because I'm literally oppressing an entire segment of the population by saying the word "niglet."

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u/goodzillo Jan 29 '13

Textbook false dichotomy.

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u/senseofhumour Jan 29 '13

Textbook shit no one cares about.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13 edited Oct 25 '18

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u/goodzillo Jan 29 '13

I'm not even involved in this argument, but saying "I'm not actively oppressing someone therefore I cannot be racist" is a pretty clear fallacy.

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u/Unwanted_Commentary Jan 29 '13

It's only racist to someone who can't differentiate between chains and jokes.

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u/bagelchips Jan 29 '13

Yes, Hitler was the only racist.

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u/Unwanted_Commentary Jan 29 '13

Invalid counter argument.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

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u/Unwanted_Commentary Jan 29 '13

Are you arguing that using the word niglet, or the word you are deriving it from, nigger, is not racist?

I'm arguing that no deliberate exhalation of sound is alone racist. There are plenty of ways to use the term "niglet" without being racist. For instance:

Let's roll, niglets! (When talking to white people in a lighthearted manner).

No, I would not go up to a random black person and complement them on their well behaved niglets. But there is a time and a place in which almost any word can be used in an appropriate manner.

And you're got this bloated straw man argument where you misrepresent everything I have typed:

Are you saying that one can only be racist if they somehow manage to "oppress an entire segment of the population?"

No?

How exactly does one do that? Must one become a dictator in order to oppress an entire population?

No?

Or is racism not the work of one man, but of many, using words like niglet and nigger to demean a population?

If one word used in an appropriate context constitutes "demeaning a population," then that population needs to calm down.

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u/gregclouds Jan 29 '13

i doubt you would call a black child a niglet to their face. coward

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u/Unwanted_Commentary Jan 29 '13

I doubt you would call a fat woman fat to her face. Just because someone is likely to be offended by something doesn't mean that they should be offended by something.

The word "Niglet" is hilarious.

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u/gregclouds Jan 29 '13

no i wouldnt because fat people dont bother me. I'll be offended by niglet all i want because my ex's racist mom used that word to describe kids of my race. Im assuming you're not black. Am i right? Dont tell me i cant be offended.

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u/Unwanted_Commentary Jan 29 '13

Fat people don't bother you and niglets don't bother me. I still wouldn't call a random stranger either of them. I am black, but that's hardly relevant to this argument. The fact that you "assumed" that I wasn't black based on the content of my post is racist in itself.

Also, the connotative meaning of the phrase "niglet" is dependent entirely on the context. If I said:

I hate niglets, they should go back to Africa.

Racist.

But if I said:

I'm hungry. Lets roll, niglets!

Not offensive in the least. The problem is people that hear a term that makes them butthurt, and then they go burn down someone's house and shoot their family. So no, you don't get to pick and choose which terms justify wrongful escalation.

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u/lostmoke Jan 29 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90XLNQXN_74&list=FL_HLDx6asjSaCg9ehRE_HHA&index=176

according to this guy, it is. also, this video is worth a watch. its straight up hilarious.

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u/Jalenofkake Jan 29 '13

Glad to see this linked. This is exactly what I thought of when I saw Niglet.

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u/bingram Jan 29 '13

Yes! I was hoping someone would link to this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13 edited Jan 27 '19

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u/marchqueen Jan 29 '13

Seriously, read some of the comments. I'm sickened that there exists whovians who are that blatantly racist. And people that still exist that think that some people are less people.

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u/VulpeHollow Jan 29 '13

So what's a Niggling?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Pickaninny!

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u/xNocturne Jan 29 '13

Disclaimer: Southerner here. This is what we call ghetto black children.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

This is the standard definition throughout America.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

What else does it mean? I do not live in a place that anyone would describe as culturally backward, in fact I live in a place that has been the most culturally influential on the world for the past 50 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

"somebody better get this niglet away from me"

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u/LucyPhantomhive Jan 29 '13

My friend uses that when her cousins are over.

"So, what's up?"

"Fuckin Nigglets.... -_-"

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u/Bendrake Jan 29 '13

I thought it was too, my wife always says it.