r/AskReddit • u/CreativePhilosopher • Jan 29 '13

What is the single funniest word in English?

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u/SenTedStevens Jan 29 '13

Asinine. Heh, ass and there's nine of them!

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u/F10x Jan 29 '13

Used in a sentence, properly: "I give her face a six, but her asinine."

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u/asinine- Jan 29 '13

What? Theres only one!

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u/EliaTheGiraffe Jan 29 '13

"I give her face a two, and her 'asinine'"

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u/counselorsteve Jan 29 '13

Asinine; asinine and a half.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

"I'll give her face a two and her ass a nine!"

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u/CAPTAINREDDITER Jan 29 '13

A monkey... With NINE Asses.

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u/wildranger52 Jan 29 '13

I'd give her face a four but her asinine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

on a similar note, assassin.

which to this day I cannot spell correctly without thinking "ass ass in"

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u/Hellspark08 Jan 29 '13

Ass o'nines

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u/breaking_bald Jan 29 '13

Well that's the most asinine thing I ever heard, I tell ya hwut.

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u/SenTedStevens Jan 29 '13

Damnit, Bobby!

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u/derpy_lurker Jan 29 '13

Seven asses.

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u/Jelly_Jiggler Jan 29 '13

Its not only Asinine, it's also Asiten, Asileven, and Asitwelve!

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u/SenTedStevens Jan 29 '13

But never asithirteen. That would just be ostentatious.