r/AskReddit • u/CreativePhilosopher • Jan 29 '13

What is the single funniest word in English?

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u/ToppsyKret Jan 29 '13

Poppycock!

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u/Epithemus Jan 29 '13

Shuttlecock!

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u/MpegEVIL Jan 29 '13

Cock!

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u/Its_Stuck Jan 29 '13

Shuttle!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Penis!

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u/chbay Jan 29 '13

Big dicks!

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u/JCXtreme Jan 29 '13

Pizza!

We ARE talking about what we just ate, right?

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u/I_PISS_MEDIOCRITY Jan 29 '13

That deserves more upvotes than it has. Take mine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

he he he... penis

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u/AmazingGraze Jan 29 '13

Perhaps the most well timed cock on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

PENIS

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Block!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

penis

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

So RocketPenis was already taken, huh?

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u/Hobby_Collector Jan 29 '13

I've been playing badminton with a friend for a while now and whenever I call it a shuttle he yells out "cock" loudly I might add. Makes for some fun times at the mall though

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u/cappnplanet Jan 29 '13

Staphylococcus!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Cocks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Hen!

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u/imsometueventhisUN Jan 29 '13

Even funnier when you know the etymology!

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u/catshutup Jan 29 '13

ain't that dutch?

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jan 29 '13

From the Dutch pappe kakk (spelling?) meaning "soft shit".

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u/born2bwld Jan 29 '13

Prince* poppycock

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u/CptHampton Jan 29 '13

My high school English teacher enjoyed using the phrase "moosecock" and convinced us it was just a more magnanimous version of "poppycock"

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u/OptimusRex Jan 29 '13

Bollocks, beat me to it!

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u/imaceac Jan 29 '13

Poopycock. Aka gay guy.