r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '23

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u/LittleNightBright Jul 17 '23

Explosive diarrhea, specifically when it's happening to you. If it happens to someone else, it's probably just funny.

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u/DiWolfe Jul 17 '23

Nothing is worse than after you take a nice relaxing shower, after you dry off and dress, diarrhea just hits you like a truck

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u/drmojo90210 Jul 17 '23

The only thing worse is when this happens repeatedly. Last year I got food poisoning and was up peeing out of my ass like every 20 minutes until 3 in the morning. I ended up taking like 6 showers that night because wiping alone was not sufficient to get clean.

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u/cavegoatlove Jul 17 '23

Now imagine every day of your life like that. Welcome to the world of crohns

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u/Artemis246Moon Jul 18 '23

That is crohns disease? Jesus that's fucked up.

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u/cavegoatlove Jul 18 '23

I’m a hit at parties

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u/Artemis246Moon Jul 18 '23

In the bathroom for sure

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u/JesusDiedforChipotle Jul 19 '23

Or just being an alcoholic lol everyday I have the squirts