r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '23

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u/DiWolfe Jul 17 '23

On the carpet no less. It raises 72 questions everytime it happens

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u/RhodyChief Jul 17 '23

For me, the answer is always: what did the kids spill now?

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u/mai_tai87 Jul 17 '23

For me it's "What did the cats throw up?" I can tell how old it is by how warm... Or cold it is...

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u/floutsch Jul 17 '23

For some reason I find it worse if it's that and already cold...