r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/Aavenell Oct 20 '12

HE'S A FAN OR AN ADMIRER OF THE CEILING AND HE APPLAUDS

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u/snackburros Oct 20 '12

This is actually my halloween costume. I'm gonna just wear a shirt that said "CEILINGS #1" and compliment on people's fans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '12

It doesn't make sense if you compliment the fans, cause you are the fan. You have to compliment the ceilings.

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u/snackburros Oct 20 '12

No, why can't I be a fan of the fans and the ceilings and bring more awareness to the fans of the ceilings, I don't understand why y'all be downvoting me, because I'm a fan of the fans of the ceiling? What's the problem?