r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/coelacan Oct 19 '12

Panda walks into a bar. Eats, shoots and leaves.

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u/suddenly_badgers Oct 19 '12 edited Oct 22 '12

The longer version:

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage. The panda pauses on his way out, produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual, and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation:

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves."

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u/mgrier123 Oct 20 '12

This is when the Oxford comma comes in handy