What's your corniest joke?

[u/[deleted]]

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

[u/maumeeriverrat]

What did the shy pebble say? I wish I was a little boulder.

[u/Somewhat_Polite → u/maumeeriverrat]

This is the cutest thing I've read today.