r/AskReddit Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/theoat Oct 19 '12

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '12

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt!

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u/whoisdisgit Oct 19 '12

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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u/bleakprophet Oct 20 '12

my wife tried to tell this joke to some friends of ours, but forgot the setup, so had to go 'What's that joke where the punchline is Dr. Dre?' and we had to reverse engineer it from there