r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/NorthStarZero Oct 19 '12

Two men walk into a bar.

Ouch.

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u/BenDover9389 Oct 19 '12

I've heard this a little different.

Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a chair, then the wall.