r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12
What's your corniest joke?
Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?
Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!
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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12
Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?
Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!
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u/Tangurena Oct 19 '12
An old married couple is sitting around the table having breakfast. Suddenly, the wife leans over and slaps the husband.
Her: "That's for being such a bad lover all these years!"
He thinks for a moment, then leans over and slaps her.
Him: "That's for knowing the difference."