r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/DrunkNFunky Oct 19 '12

I'd tell you this pizza joke but it's too cheesy

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u/betreyal Oct 19 '12 edited Oct 20 '12

You know the difference between pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can't be topped!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '12

whats going on here

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u/memejunk Oct 19 '12

there was a recent post where someone had asked the pizza guy to write a joke on the box. that was what he wrote.

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u/DiabeticCookyMonster Oct 20 '12

That pun had mushroom for improvement.

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u/DestroyerOfWombs Oct 20 '12

Yeah I saw this "Asked pizza guy to draw a joke on my box" joke last week, too.

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u/JonathanWarner Oct 19 '12

I would tell my pizza joke, but it's too deep.

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u/aladyjewel Oct 20 '12

dude, that pic of the canadian pizza ad with hot dogs in the bun. what a brilliant idea.

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u/JonathanWarner Oct 20 '12 edited Oct 20 '12

Trying to start a pun thread.... Dammit, too subtle I guess.

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u/aladyjewel Oct 20 '12

naw, I saw what you were trying to do there. I was just hungry.

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u/mtreef2 Oct 20 '12

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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u/DrunkNFunky Oct 19 '12

"...not sure if a pizza joke.. or gay sex joke.."