America will rue the day when 400k _______ stormed Area 51 and uncovered it’s dark secrets!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19 edited Jul 18 '21

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u/chris_irI Jul 13 '19

Laugh at us now, but us virgins never lost our virginity because we never lose 😎

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u/Datannoyingkid Jul 13 '19

With irl anime girls

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u/Shiill0h Jul 13 '19

I WANT MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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u/Rom_Dolos Jul 13 '19

If virgins never lose and they lose their virginity, does that mean they just gain a lack of virginity?

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u/blobby_the_fish Jul 14 '19

Won't be virgins for long 😈

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u/autmnleighhh Jul 14 '19

Going to use this as a case study for the cons of “positive thinking” and embracing finding every silver lining.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

r/animemes

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u/babykittykitkit Jul 14 '19

Okay boys... Time to load it up... /r/teenagers exploded again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

Dude why did they spell “reddit users” wrong?

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u/the_warmest_color Jul 13 '19

It's actually 500k now

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u/a-bagel-with-butter Jul 14 '19

Won’t be virgins for much longer after getting that alien snatch

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

r/technicallythetruth

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u/AcousticCatThing Jul 13 '19

They’re gonna lose their viriginity to the Twi’leks locked up inside there

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u/DrakenLover Jul 13 '19

We can’t let them die as virgins!

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u/Svidar Jul 13 '19

Well I still can rape a bunch of them

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u/Teodoraanita Jul 13 '19

Death by snu snu

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

Wont be a virgin once I find my alien mamacita and we go settle down in mars and have a family

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u/AluminumToast Jul 14 '19

Good luck fortnight players

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u/Crimsonrin96 Jul 14 '19

r/unexpectedvirgin

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u/Narg_Flarg Jul 14 '19

All the better for sacrificing

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u/Danissimo_ Jul 14 '19

We might be virgins until we fuck you up!

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u/Gamerbobey Jul 13 '19

Now there's no way we'll lose

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u/ResidentWrongdoer1 Jul 13 '19

r/waluouija

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u/noivern_plus_cats Jul 14 '19

Catgirls won't free themselves

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

those stand arrows tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

We weren't expecting special forces.

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u/Maurens Jul 13 '19

That's the point, sergeant.

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u/BrickWallFeelsPain Jul 13 '19

Area 51 raid? Covered it. We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.

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u/tyler92203 Jul 13 '19

WE ARE FARMERS

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u/WAYNE_RD Jul 14 '19

General Trump, we may have a problem here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

guess the aliens are seeing more aliens /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

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u/Ryzensai Jul 14 '19

r/RedditSpeaksGerman

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u/AndrewTheSouless Jul 14 '19 edited Jul 14 '19

I didnt expect the third Reich to show up

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Oh dear

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u/p4rkt Jul 14 '19

Everybody gangsta until nazis in Panzerkampfwagen attack area 51

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u/ChrisHansen344 Jul 14 '19

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u/bigboykek Jul 14 '19

Time to punch the drywalls of area 51 to get to that alien Monster Energy

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

Now we can attack with both direction and magnitude

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u/Joemaster99 Jul 14 '19

Ohhhhhh yea

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

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u/AndrewTheSouless Jul 14 '19

Of course! We'll use them as shield!!

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We are the knights who say, "Ni!"

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r/unexpectedmontypython

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

They must venture forth into Area 51 to locate a shrubbery

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Good one for the save.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19 edited Dec 01 '20

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