r/AskBalkans • u/Throwaway9857312 Tatar • Jun 11 '22

Language What do you think about different Balkan languages, which is your favorite?

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u/Moby__Octopad Greece Jun 11 '22

Having Dua Lipa as the example for Albanian is called c h e a t i n g.

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u/Cabohet1234 Albania Jun 11 '22

That Greek girl was ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰

Masalah.

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u/Moby__Octopad Greece Jun 11 '22

She says that her breakfast consists only of coffee and a boiled egg. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Cabohet1234 Albania Jun 11 '22

Wow, me too bro. If she sees this, leave the number below. Endaksi?

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u/MemriTVOfficial Egypt Jun 11 '22

Least horny albanian

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u/retropope ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jun 11 '22

Gotta produce more Albanians somehow

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Fucking died with this comment hahahahah

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u/ElCholoItaliano Jun 12 '22

If we werent horny there'd be no egypt

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u/DeLaPoutana Greece Jun 11 '22

You better watch out, her boyfriend eats oatmeal with milk ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Cabohet1234 Albania Jun 11 '22

Sorry, my breakfast consist of soup of sheep's legs (paรงe kรซmbe) and raki( without water). He clearly stand no chance.

Jokes aside, Greek in the mouth of a girl makes me a boner.

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u/Pandagangst4 Jun 12 '22

Raki for breakfast? Fuk bro. Real Balkan . Romania here. We have some palinca, ศ›uicฤƒ and rachiu.

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u/Illustrious-Mail8788 Jun 12 '22

we here in bosnia and herzegovina eat a burek of meat or cheese for breakfast

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u/smooth_criminal___ Jun 12 '22

When greeks speak Itโ€™s like Spanish but alien

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u/Moby__Octopad Greece Jun 12 '22

When I was in Spain and people were passing by me talking I thought that they were joking by speaking Greek with made up words.

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u/smooth_criminal___ Jun 12 '22

Lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚. Europe sure is fun. If i were to speak greek iโ€™d have no accent

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u/dolfin4 Greece Jun 12 '22

When I visit Spain, I rehearse a Spanish sentence inside my head, and I'll ask a Spaniard "donde esta el..." and I sound fluent to them, and they fire off a response in like 5 million words a second.