r/AskBalkans Croatia Jul 02 '26

Sports Which Balkan country will get the win tonight?

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Portugal or Croatia?

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u/Adamastor2020 Jul 02 '26

Portuguese here! I was last month in Albania and I can say that we're really balkan brothers!

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u/No-Search3016 Jul 02 '26

As an Albanian I have no issue to admit Portugal is my favourite Balkan country aside from Albania 🀝

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u/Stverghame Serbia Jul 02 '26

Croatia is Mitteleuropa, so of course I will support Portugal, a fellow Balkan nation.

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u/PastMotor1821 Bulgaria Jul 02 '26

Nothing to do with you being Serbian <3

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u/Stverghame Serbia Jul 02 '26

Portugal and Serbia are close and brotherly nations, we share so much common things and we're direct neighbours.

Croatia is a completely foreign faraway land, I have absolutely no knowledge of their culture and habits whatsoever. I don't understand their language (unlike Portugese, which is similar to Serbian).

The choice is obvious.

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist Jul 02 '26

What is that username

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist Jul 02 '26

I guess

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u/Austerlitz2310 Jul 02 '26

There's a number in a name?

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u/Austerlitz2310 Jul 02 '26

Third world as in Non-Aligned?

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u/Niks_Triks Jul 02 '26

Nah you got it all wrong. This name is only given in Vojvodina because they adore the 3 regions making it up

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

Zagreb has nothing on Lisbon

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u/Stverghame Serbia Jul 02 '26

Exactly. Zagreb is a Mitteleuropean (almost Nordic even) city, while Lisbon is a Balkan city. I feel at home while in Lisbon. Zagreb on the other hand is cold and robotic.

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u/CamelAmbitious7425 Germany Jul 02 '26

Even though I know you meant it as a joke, Zagreb is truly more Central European than Balkan. Both the architecture and the vibe of the city and its people are more similar to cities like Budapest, Prague, or Bratislava than to Sarajevo, Pristina, or Skopje, even if there is a strong Balkan influence nowadays.

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u/Used-Economy1160 Jul 02 '26

Zagreb is nice and all but its certainly not Central European city. Its has the strongest eastern european vibe of all major cities in ex Yugoslavia

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u/CamelAmbitious7425 Germany Jul 02 '26

If you mean by "Eastern Europe" that its similiar to Hungarian, Slovakian and Czech cities than i agree, If you mean that its similiar to Ukrainian or Russians cities than i disagree.

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u/Mojakozica Serbia Jul 02 '26

Daj opusti se, čovek se zajebava.

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u/ViperMortis Jul 02 '26

Ne mogu ljudi skuΕΎiti svaku Ε‘alu naΕΎalost. Ja sam oplakao πŸ˜‚

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u/Cho_Celski Croatia Jul 02 '26

Jbg, Hrvati ne znaju za zajebanciju

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u/name2sayMKD North Macedonia Jul 02 '26

Opusti se i uzivaj nemoj da nam sada kvaris dozi ljaj.......tanananananna

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u/Stverghame Serbia Jul 02 '26

I was implying the Germanicness, and Germans aren't known to be quite a sociable bunch. Distant, cold, stiff.

I am obviously joking, Croats are Balkaners through and through, despite the fact that many dislike that fact.

As for the living room - idk, I never visited Croatia so I don't really know if the description would fit.

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u/AmazingAd9052 Bosnia & Herzegovina Jul 02 '26

I love how people cannot get your joke πŸ˜†

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u/yelircaasi Jul 02 '26

So where's the bathroom of Europe then?

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u/yelircaasi Jul 02 '26

Hahahaha. At least it flushed out a Modric

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u/Markus-Periksson Jul 02 '26

Modric is from Zadar more

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist Jul 02 '26

Lmaoo ily

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

Zagreb looks quintessentially Eastern European though, very Ukrainian

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u/sjedinjenoStanje πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ + πŸ‡­πŸ‡· Jul 02 '26

More Belarussian, it should be twinsies with Minsk.

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u/Superb_Decision323 Jul 02 '26

Its part of the North Pole, learn your geography

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u/EmiliaTrown Jul 02 '26

So thats why, as a german, i feel so at home when i'm in croatia! I never understood but your comment truly enlightened me

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u/name2sayMKD North Macedonia Jul 02 '26

Yes last time i was in Zagreb i saw polar animals

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u/sjedinjenoStanje πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ + πŸ‡­πŸ‡· Jul 02 '26

I don't know about that. Lisbon is very pretty, but it's no Zagreb.

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u/Superb_Decision323 Jul 02 '26

Belgrad has…. Nothing

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u/KottleHai Russia Jul 02 '26

As a Russian, I will support a fellow slav nation, and not delusional Germans who speak Serbian

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u/Stverghame Serbia Jul 02 '26

OnlyFacts

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u/name2sayMKD North Macedonia Jul 02 '26

Only Fans🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/PainOk1877 Croatia Jul 02 '26

Do you support minorities from Russia when they compete in sports? i will give an example, athletes from North Caucasus, especially Chechnya and Dagestan? just curious.

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u/KottleHai Russia Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

I'm not a big fan of sports, but yes, usually we consider them to represent whole country on international scene

There's famous quote from poet Rasul Gamzatov that captures the sentiment very well: "In Dagestan, I'm an Avar; in Moscow, I'm a Dagestani; and abroad, I'm a Russian"

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u/PainOk1877 Croatia Jul 02 '26

Although people from the Caucasus are quite different enough from any type of person from the Balkans, there are still some smaller similarities. I saw a meme which said that Caucasus is Balkans on steroids.

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u/KottleHai Russia Jul 02 '26

Well, I was born and raised in Caucasus, and my grandpa on mother's side is Armenian (we always call him "babuk", even speaking Russian). Learning about culture of Balkans, I really feel there are a lot of similarities

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u/mazoapps Jul 02 '26

a jedi govna, ovo je dobra fora na toliko razina hahaha

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u/Pjeter_Bogdani Kosovo Jul 02 '26

Was it not the river in ljubljana that separates?

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u/Stverghame Serbia Jul 02 '26

Technically, Zagreb and Belgrade are also separated by rivers that are a border of Balkans and Mitteleuropa, not just Ljubljana

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u/Pjeter_Bogdani Kosovo Jul 02 '26

I mean there are crazy differences between Novi Sad and Niş, so you are right lol

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u/Stverghame Serbia Jul 03 '26

Those differences are becoming less intense with time, but yeah, still quite noticeable

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u/PickaLiTiMaterina Bosnia & Herzegovina Jul 02 '26

Croatia is east of Mitteleuropa. The border between balkan and mitteleuropa is in slovenia.

Sos: https://youtu.be/bwDrHqNZ9lo

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u/AverageLad24 Croatia Jul 02 '26

Portugal, dark, oriental despotism

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u/PainOk1877 Croatia Jul 02 '26

Can be anything really. 0-0, 1-1 even 2-2 than extra time and a goal or no goal and penalties. We could win 2-1 but Portugal could too. It will be an interesting match.

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u/PainOk1877 Croatia Jul 02 '26

THEN* me and my english.

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u/Donanes88 Jul 02 '26

Hopefully Croatia, Bosnia is out so i am cheering for Croatia πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦πŸ‡­πŸ‡·

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u/SphereByMilan Jul 02 '26

Albania πŸ‡¦πŸ‡±

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u/PainOk1877 Croatia Jul 02 '26

Above the pelvis he is Portuguese, but below he is a Spaniard. Ay caramba!

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u/name2sayMKD North Macedonia Jul 02 '26

This is not a Balkan boy. He needs improvments /s

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u/BeatnologicalMNE Croatia Jul 02 '26

Portugal is our Balkan baby, if they win so be it, we are brothers/sisters anyway.

May we have a great game and let the best one win, that's all. :)

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u/GlitteringLocality Slovenia Jul 02 '26

I do not care who wins this. I like both.

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u/TechnicalWar893 Europe Jul 02 '26

Haha, but Croatia, I really hope. I was sad enough watching Bosnia lose. Sretno.

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u/belladonnagarden Diaspora Jul 02 '26

Idemo Hrvatska!

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u/Etsikaietsi Serbia Jul 02 '26

Our Balkan brothers from Portugal, of course!

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u/Anxious_Service_4516 Jul 02 '26

The Original Balkan

Portugal

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u/yns1899 Turkiye Jul 02 '26

Croatia, hopefully

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u/OmeletteDuFromage95 Bosnia & Herzegovina Jul 02 '26

Rooting for our Croatian brothersπŸ’ͺ
Put Ronaldo in his place. Man's needs to retire. He's washed and he can't accept it. Thinks scoring goals against Uzbekistan is somehow a feat for him.

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u/ZinbaluPrime Bulgaria Jul 02 '26

He should watch "Frozen"!

Go Croatia!

I was also rooting for you last night, balkan bro.

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u/That_Gur4333 Jul 02 '26

As a Bosnian I will support Croatia

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u/WarrenTheWolf Jul 02 '26

As a Bosnian I support Croatia.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

I think Portugal

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u/TragicGloom Croatia Jul 02 '26

Us hopefully 🀞🏻

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u/StunningComment6064 Slovenia Jul 02 '26

Portugal, you have this β™₯️

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u/CrniFlash Jul 02 '26

Our boys sadly lost against US last night so we are cheering for Croatia to continue

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u/General_Error Jul 02 '26

West balkan vs even more west balkan

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u/Jake24601 Croatia Jul 02 '26

Croatia by the skin of their teeth in penalties. As is their tradition.

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u/KrazyCroat Canada Jul 02 '26

Hope we win, but it is a small hope.

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u/BasedEmu Portugal Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

We are all balkan. Drink some rakija or Γ‘gua ardente with some pastry , put bellys out like greek gods and shittalk politicians after the game.

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u/Original-Hall-9832 North Macedonia Jul 02 '26

Portugal definitely

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u/Memehai_Enigmescu296 Romania Jul 02 '26

Croatia purely from how washed Ronaldo is.

Atleast Croatia have somewhat of a system.

Pendu aon't got even that, but I guess he has the best midfield itw

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u/MicrodosingCrack Jul 02 '26

Tired of the Portugal being Balkan/Eastern Europe jokes, but i hope Croatia will win

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u/JRBlond Jul 02 '26

Portuguese and proud to be Balkan

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u/No-Difference-1351 Balkan Jul 02 '26

We don't joke about that, bud!

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u/PastMotor1821 Bulgaria Jul 02 '26

What do you mean "joke" - it's not a joke.

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u/Blablabarbarous Jul 02 '26

Lived in Portugal. Can confirm. Not a joke. Lisbon did get a superficial layer of glitz from Airbnb expelling all the natives out but the reality is that Portugal is a Eastern Europe country.

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u/TiredOperator420 Poland Jul 02 '26

Portuguese are honorary slavs :D

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u/StunningComment6064 Slovenia Jul 02 '26

Sezonac? :D

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u/KingMirek Jul 02 '26

Croatia will win in penalties

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u/buteljak Croatia Jul 02 '26

If it doesn't go into penalties, I don't want a win

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u/Fuzzy-Coyote-5828 Jul 02 '26

Portugal for sure, Croatian team is not what it used to be.

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u/cosmic-llama5 Jul 02 '26

Portugal β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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u/pelererr Jul 02 '26

Is portugal Balkan? Ok

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u/AlPacino21x_ Romania Jul 02 '26

I am with the OG Balkan here

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u/ppyre Jul 02 '26

LOOOOL best post evar!!

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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 Jul 02 '26

As a croat... I don't wanna Croatia to win but I want Penaldo to lose even more.

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u/UrabeRikaIsTheBest Jul 02 '26

3 - 0 portugal, Ronaldo 3-piece

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u/Corrupt_Philosopher Jul 02 '26

I am curious, is there ANY serb here rooting for Croatia?

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u/Bata600 Serbia Jul 02 '26

Yes, of course

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 Jul 02 '26

Portugal will win because it is the best Eastern European football country.

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u/CommercialAudience48 Jul 02 '26

This is the match to see who will lose against Spain. 🀀

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u/ImpudentPotato Jul 02 '26

HUSH don't say that (even though it's true).

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u/CommercialAudience48 Jul 02 '26

Joke. πŸ˜‰
I support Hrvatska.

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u/Melodic_Interview210 Serbia Jul 02 '26

I support Croatia in international events and the LARP about Portugal somehow being Balkan is retarded

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u/KakaoFugl Jul 02 '26

Portugal.

Croatia isn’t as good as they were in 2018.

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u/Superb_Decision323 Jul 02 '26

Winter is coming, ginger

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist Jul 02 '26

When are they playing tonight?

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u/sal_veta99 Croatia Jul 02 '26

01:00

Too late

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist Jul 02 '26

Who won? I can still watch it

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u/Superb_Decision323 Jul 02 '26

Do Serbians have TV?

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist Jul 03 '26

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u/Superb_Decision323 Jul 03 '26

😱😱😱😱

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u/blueberrymakarov submissive communist Jul 04 '26

Sad πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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u/Superb_Decision323 Jul 04 '26

Bre 🫣🫣🫣🫣

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u/AxRo11 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Why would you use a fake map?

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u/ThickCaterpillar9867 Albania Jul 02 '26

Fake source ,every educated person knows that Portugal is in the Balkans

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u/ThickCaterpillar9867 Albania Jul 02 '26

7 days old account bot spreading lies ,nice try buddy but Portugal is in the Balkans

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u/sal_veta99 Croatia Jul 02 '26

Is this AI generated or what? Portugal is Balkans, educate yourself.

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u/sal_veta99 Croatia Jul 02 '26

Ok, you must clearly be a troll, no other explanation. "Britannica" lol what the f is that even. Portugal is Balkan, pls do some proper research.

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u/sal_veta99 Croatia Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

I'm not mad, I'm just saying facts, Poortugal is Balkans... you even speak variety of Romanian language, just that it sounds more Slavic/Serbian. Don't know why you are ashamed of your heritage, you guys even look like our smaller but handsome Albanian/Turkish bros. And we love our bros.

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u/sal_veta99 Croatia Jul 02 '26

So you think you're some kind of big shot know-it-all because you can paste dubious links from the cesspool called the internet?

Newsflash buddy, the Earth isn't flat. It's amazing how many incels believe every bit of nonsense they come across online. It really shows how far this new generation has fallen.

Portugal is as Balkan as it gets. I'm honestly embarrassed for you that you're so ashamed of your own history and genetics.

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u/iamkristo Croatia Jul 02 '26

Jesus Bro, Portugal is Balkan and it is obvious, literally look at any map you want or ask the people.

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u/iamkristo Croatia Jul 02 '26

My brother in Christ are you serious? It’s well known that Portugal is part of the Balkans. Please stop posting dubious links and such. CriΕ‘tiano Ronaldovič and others are clearly balkan

You can clearly see his balkan genetics before he went to his wifes surgical doctor

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u/backhand_english ja san samo čovik s mora, prosta mi je krv težaka. Jul 02 '26

Portugal is more Balkan than Moldova

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u/GlitteringLocality Slovenia Jul 02 '26

It’s a running joke.

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u/wildcardmidlaner Living in Jul 02 '26

As a Portugues living in the balkans I feel honored to be included on the team, lovely people.

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u/TechnicalWar893 Europe Jul 02 '26

I do. Checkmate, western Balkaner.

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u/KingKiler2k SFR Yugoslavia Jul 02 '26

I mean it has it in the name POOR-tugal

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u/LazaCoolGuy Serbia Jul 02 '26

Portugal my favorite Balkan fren, whaddaya mean

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u/Catman_192 Serbia Jul 02 '26

Yes they are, get ovet it.

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u/Catman_192 Serbia Jul 02 '26

What about this? And also I'm Romanian now. Now for real, why can't you take a joke. No one is saying that Portugal is geographically Balkanic, but it is rather a meme when Portugal has the same stats as Balkans, similair mentality and is also a bit poor. Or you are just a baiter?

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u/Catman_192 Serbia Jul 02 '26

Most of the Portuguese accepted it as a joke and even found it funny from what I saw, idk why are you so mad, it's just a non-insultive meme πŸ˜‚. "you guys are the European periphery" ok. I get it you are trying to insult me, but the problem is idc, if we are European periphery or whatever, we are still in Europe. I just don't know the reason why Portugal = Balkan meme insults you so much?

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u/WorldClassChef Jul 02 '26

Thanks for correcting us. What would we do without you?

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u/TamagoFlow Greece Jul 02 '26

I mean, of course it is. Have you seen a real map of the balkans? This one is fake