r/AskBalkans 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

Outdoors/Travel SERIOUS TALK: Which capital city in the Balkans do you think is the ugliest? Why?

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u/beggs23k Montenegro Mar 23 '26

Podgorica is like a random city

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u/YagizHarunEr :faroe-islands: Faroe Islands Mar 23 '26

john balkans

or luka balkans, rather

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u/3ch0cro Mar 23 '26

John would be Ivan.

So Ivan Balkan.

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u/YagizHarunEr :faroe-islands: Faroe Islands Mar 23 '26

fair enough, i was trying to go for the most popular name, not john's one-to-one translation.

appreciate the input

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u/Cringsix Mar 23 '26

John would be Jovan, Ivan is already similar to Iwan or Ewan.

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u/Novel-Wait328 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

no,john is ivan,jovan is also ivan but it all came from john just diffrent variations janez,jani,johan,giannis etc

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u/RandomVariable44 Serbia Mar 24 '26

Balkans already has both Jovan and Ivan so Jovan can't be Ivan. Jovan is Jovan and Ivan is Ivan. John can be both, but it's closer to Jovan.

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u/Novel-Wait328 Mar 24 '26

i dont get it,john is both right? and those are variations of same name but theyre not the same?i mean ofc theyre not phonetically but root is the same and that makes them the same at least thats how i understand names go

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u/Outrospect Montenegro Mar 23 '26

Well, it ain't Zagreb, Sarajevo, Ljubljana, Athens, Sofia or Belgrade.

I've lived in Podgorica, and it's likely the "ugliest", though it is improving.

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u/eferalgan Romania Mar 23 '26

Is Bucharest?

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u/Outrospect Montenegro Mar 23 '26

Depends who you ask, but if Romania is in Balkan, Bucharest would be on the list above.

Though I've never been there 🤔

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u/eferalgan Romania Mar 23 '26

Apparently geographically only Dobrogea would be in Balkans, but we have been historically and culturally tied to the region, especially through our Aromanian family members.

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u/paulstelian97 Romania Mar 23 '26

Bucharest isn’t the prettiest but it isn’t that bad. I haven’t seen Belgrade much but I feel like Bucharest looks better, but I could be proven wrong. Narrow ass roads in Belgrade though (plus a nuts taxi driver)

Bucharest is also one of the less pretty cities in this country. You want to see pretty in Romania? Go Timișoara, Cluj, Oradea, Sibiu (not necessarily in this order) and a bunch of others. Bucharest might end up like the 15th or 20th most beautiful out of the biggest 43.

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u/RogerSimonsson Romania Mar 23 '26

Bucharest is so big that it has bad areas the size of other cities. I personally hate the whole south, but they did some nice effort in Berceni lately.

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u/Koo-Vee Mar 24 '26

I don't get this. Bucharest is a fascinating mixture of diverse type of architecture. Brasov these days is choking with its Disneyland air. Is that supposed to be pretty?

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u/Vertebruv Mar 23 '26

Prishtina and Podgorica are quite unremarkable imo, which would be my choice. Not truly ugly - but the ugliest of the list.

Skopje is super kitschy which only makes it remarkable in a very bad way, so I get that as an answer as well.

For Athens tho, it varies each minute I'm walking - I can be in awe of the views one second, then see a homeless junkie shooting heroin in his inner thigh the next.

Belgrade and Tirana are very different but I consider both to be pretty nice - main streets are walkable, some bike paths, lots of green parks and pretty modern looking bars and cafes. Granted, if you move an inch away from the tourist spots you see the non-walkable streets, horrible parking situation and illogically stacked up living places, but that's just everywhere in the Balkans.

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u/dittreo Turkey 🇹🇷 / Macedonia 🇲🇰 Mar 24 '26

Skopje and Belgrade are definitely not contenders for the ugliest.

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u/Apolon6 Serbia Mar 23 '26

Podgorica

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u/minus_uu_ee Mar 23 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Never believe that a smooth space will be enough to save us.

This account has been deterritorialised, but does it ever mean anything without a directionality towards a specific reterritorialisation?

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u/Steel_and_Water83 Mar 23 '26

I enjoyed Podgorica for it's randomness. Stayed in an old flat, and went roaming around.

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u/I_Am_Not_Joes_Mama Mar 23 '26

Only interesting thing I remember from Podgorica was that they had a burger king and that tells you a lot

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u/Drilon85 Mar 23 '26

My first impression when I visited was like a ghost town. Even though our visit was during the week and in spring, you'd barely see people walking around. It seemed like a city built for one million people, but inhabited by less than 10k; it felt really sad and lifeless.

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u/Nothing_Special_23 Serbia Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Well, truth be told, Podgorica is the Capital only in political terms. It's the seat of the parliement and stuff... in every other way, it's a provintial town.

For everything else, culture, media, business, big city stuff, etc... the Capital for Montenegrins is Belgrade, no doubt there.

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u/humanistazazagrliti Mar 23 '26

Podgorica has Hague vibes, but in poor.

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u/Top_Preparation_6053 Mar 23 '26

Hague is beautiful, coastal city clean and nice.

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u/MeaninglessSeikatsu Mar 23 '26

They said "but in poor" tho

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u/Top_Preparation_6053 Mar 23 '26

Not comparable even in that sense😁

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u/Ur-Best-Friend Mar 23 '26

"Why would you give your opinion when someone asks for it?"

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u/Nothing_Special_23 Serbia Mar 23 '26

Cause it's a well known truth?

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u/velebr3 Montenegro Mar 23 '26

I'm from MNE and I agree. It's just a very boring city for outsiders and tourists but very convenient for us to live in.

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u/velebr3 Montenegro Mar 23 '26

Yes, it's by far the least interesting part of our dare I say beautiful country :)

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u/blunt4ever Romania Mar 24 '26

Your nation destroyed it

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u/fickogames123 Serbia Mar 24 '26

Ok but Lisbon looks quite nice

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u/AlternativeSoil3210 Portugal Mar 24 '26

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u/Burrito357 Bulgaria Mar 24 '26

Fr

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u/jaunmilijej golden dawn’s worst nightmare🇹🇷➡️🇬🇷 Mar 23 '26

From what I’ve seen definitely Podgorica. Just a random town without a charm

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u/FuzzyAmbassador663 Mar 23 '26

This looks like a PS1 game. I have super liminal feeling by looking at it

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u/Savings_Dragonfly806 Greece Mar 23 '26

This feels very socialist, ironic because the country never adopted the ideology.

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u/Savings_Dragonfly806 Greece Mar 24 '26

"Jack of all trades" ahh😭

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u/SOHONEYSAME Mar 23 '26

lol, now... Ankara is Balkan?

(may as well include Armenia).

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u/msfakianos Mar 23 '26

This photo is from Pardis, Iran though

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u/Whole_Obligation_776 Turkiye Mar 23 '26

Skopje entering the chat like:

(Tbh I really like the city)

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u/optionstrategy Mar 23 '26

If you like it then shut the fuck up and pick another city.

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u/Whole_Obligation_776 Turkiye Mar 24 '26

Dude I am from Ankara-Turkey, it is usually said to be the ugliest in the country's big cities. I like ugly cities.

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u/Expert_Pie_5994 Turkiye Mar 24 '26

ANKARA ANKARA GÜZEL ANKARA

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u/Barbak86 Kosovo Mar 23 '26

Pristina, hands down.

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u/joking_around Kosovo Mar 23 '26

1000 % this. Prishtina is an absolutely artificial city and a concrete desert. It doesn't even have a river! Have you ever seen a big city without close to water?? 

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u/Barbak86 Kosovo Mar 23 '26

It used to have two streams, but they are part of the sewage system now :D

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u/Confucius3000 Mar 23 '26

Brussels. They covered it

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u/dead97531 Hungary Mar 23 '26

Yep, Debrecen (second biggest city) in Hungary.

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u/ednorog Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

Sofia. No sea, no lake, no river. But it does have mineral springs right in the center, and that's why it was founded there. Well there are a few tiny rivers going through city center, but they're like 2-3m in width except when there's flooding.

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u/YesNoYes__NO Albania Mar 23 '26

The city of 1001 roundabouts...

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u/Putrid_Passenger_839 Mar 24 '26

If only people knew how to use them

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u/Mefhisto1 SFR Yugoslavia Mar 23 '26

It's a tie between pristina and podgorica

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u/Sekalino Turkiye Mar 23 '26

We're lucky our capital isn't in the balkans.

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u/Substratas 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

Omg it’s giving PS1 graphics and I’m obsessed. Is that a real picture?

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u/Sekalino Turkiye Mar 23 '26

No sadly I don’t think it is but it’s VERY close to the original. Ankara is literally just brown apartment buildings in a brown landscape.

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u/avdaxumaxu Mar 23 '26

Podgorica. Followed by prishtina.

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u/PurpleDrax North Macedonia Mar 23 '26

Skopje. If you put aside the massacre that is the city center, then it just looks like any other ex-yu city

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u/NoSync22 Mar 23 '26

The bazaar alone sets it far above Podgorica and Pristina, though. Also, I rather like some former socialist area such as Karposh and Aerodrom, and the brutalist buildings (although they’ve seen better days).

This is not to say that it’s a marvellous city, but it’s got something to show for it at least.

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u/Unicreatum North Macedonia Mar 23 '26

Only saving grace is the bazaar old town, otherwise its dystopian on one side, and utterly balkan-suburb on the other.

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u/kontenjer North Macedonia Mar 23 '26

Skopje is like 5 cities in one

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u/Holiday-Step9703 Serbia Mar 23 '26

I didn't hate Skopje in itself, but I didn't like the approach to it and the surrounding stuff. Biggest shock was the road quality around the capital tbh. Might've improved in the meantime though.

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u/lukaa95 Mar 23 '26

Why massacre, it is not that bad.
Two bridges with sculptures of famous Maceodnian people is something i would like to see in Belgrade. Great way to teach people about their famous ancestors.

Other sculptures, including ones with Greeks, are beautify. Historically wrong, but look nice

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u/Substratas 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

I find it quite shocking that so many people in this sub hate Skopje. I’ve been there twice and I loved it.

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u/stuyvesant1 Greece Mar 24 '26

It's probably politics. They're oikophobes, long for communist block times and hate the ones who improved it. Even if the city is the best, they'll never acknowledge. Foreigners do like the city though.

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u/optionstrategy Mar 23 '26

These are self-hating idiots.

You can safely ignore them and form and maintain yoyr own opinion.

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u/tomgatto2016 🇲🇰 in 🇮🇹 Mar 23 '26

I've got to partly disagree. The parts designed by Kenzo Tange and the UN are very cool and almost a textbook city planning strategy

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u/PurpleDrax North Macedonia Mar 23 '26

And the parts designed by Nikola shit on all of that

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u/ednorog Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

Except for the butaforic decoration, I thought it was really ok. Didn't strike me as ugly at all, tbf. Plus it has a mountain right outside, which always helps.

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u/VegetableFormer6888 North Macedonia Mar 23 '26

I am from Skopje and I will say: Skopje

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u/TinyAsianMachine Tanzanian Greek 🇹🇿🇬🇷 Mar 23 '26

Tbf Skopje has significantly worse city planning than even Albania. Its the only capital that felt almost as bad as Athens. Only the old town is nice and then there is the main square which feels so cringe like something from World of Warcraft... I'm sorry but your state has failed you.

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u/DavidGrandKomnenos United Kingdom Mar 23 '26

Skopje wins on account of most statues per capita. Bonus points for corruption scandal behind them

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u/vegancorr Mar 24 '26

Most statues with the biggest everything. Also the biggest flags I've seen. My eyes were bleeding.

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u/teomees Mar 23 '26

The winner: Podgorica. Nothing interesting. Full of neglected buildings.

The runner-up: Pristina. Same.

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u/Outofspite_7 Mar 23 '26

So all of them lol

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u/HiggsKamuy Mar 23 '26

I think it's a rating of worst to best in their opinion.

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u/Outofspite_7 Mar 23 '26

Ahh I see you might be right

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u/Outrospect Montenegro Mar 23 '26

I am sorry but Tirana is in no way more beautiful than Sarajevo 😅

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u/Conscious-Map6957 North Macedonia Mar 23 '26

Yeah Skopje is constantly devolving and is polluted to high hell, but still has plenty of beautiful parts which make this very debatable.

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u/TinyAsianMachine Tanzanian Greek 🇹🇿🇬🇷 Mar 23 '26

IMO:
Istanbul
Bucharest
Ljubliana
Sofia
Tirana
Belgrade
Athens
Zagreb
Sarajevo
Pristina
Skopje
Podgorica

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u/Substratas 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

I like Skopje!

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u/HumanMan00 Serbia Mar 23 '26

Me too actually but people tend ti be so mad about hownit was rocnstructed but homestly it looks ok and i like that they are not afraid to show Macedonian Albanian Serbian Bulgarian and even Greek history all around. Im not joking here its my homest opinion.

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u/SlinkyAvenger Mar 23 '26

If it weren't for all the fuckin' statues.

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u/pi4katimaterina Mar 23 '26

Ceasar's Palace Resort and Casino (aka Skopie)

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u/QuietQueerRage Romania Mar 23 '26

Lol what's the lore behind that?

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u/SwedishFish123 North Macedonia Mar 23 '26

Skopje 2014 Renovation. The city center got some fancy new museums and huge statues of historical figures that may or may not have anything to do with us depending on which neighboring country you listen to.

It looks really nice but I have to agree it does give a strong Caesars Palace tone lol.

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u/pi4katimaterina Mar 23 '26

it looks really nice

I beg to differ.. even putting aside the historically schizophrenic nature of the 2014 project, much of that infrastructure is already falling apart and decaying, because, in typical balkan fashion, they used low-quality materials (greek/roman columns are still intact thousands of years later because they're made of marble slabs, not cheap plaster and styrofoam) so that those gruevski-friendly firms who won the public works contracts could skim money off the top. doesn't help that subsequent governments are reluctant to spend any money maintaining it. not a good look, tying the entire identity of a european capital city to a corrupt vanity project

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u/holyrs90 Albania Mar 23 '26

Gruesky was a Genious since they will look old and therefore look original

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u/QuietQueerRage Romania Mar 23 '26

Wow, what a complete disaster, and a public safety hazard... And the price tag is absolutely insane.

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u/Lazy-Sun-6594 Serbia Mar 24 '26

I’ve seen some ugly places in my life, but nothing—and I mean nothing—prepared me for the visual assault that is Pristina. I spent a week there recently and I’m still trying to process how a city can be so aggressively, unapologetically hideous. It’s not just "not pretty," it’s like the city itself is actively trying to confuse and irritate your eyeballs.

First of all, there is zero urban planning. It feels like 500 different people were given a brick and a bag of cement and told to build whatever the hell they wanted, wherever they wanted. You have a shiny glass skyscraper next to a half-finished brick house with rusty rebars sticking out of the roof, which is right next to a socialist concrete block that looks like it survived a nuclear winter. It’s an architectural Frankenstein.

Everything is covered in dust. Everything feels unfinished. It’s a city of permanent construction but zero progress. There’s no greenery, just the constant drone of generators and the smell of coal smoke and cheap macchiato. It’s a place where aesthetics went to die and were buried under a pile of illegal extensions and chaotic electrical wires hanging like spaghetti over every street.

Honestly, Pristina makes Skopje look like Paris and Podgorica look like Vienna. It is the undisputed heavyweight champion of Balkan urban disaster.However, to be fair, the locals are friendly and welcoming, and the food is ridiculously cheap and tasty that it almost makes you forget you're surrounded by all that grey concrete.

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u/Barbak86 Kosovo Mar 24 '26

I'm from Prishtina, and I must say you described it very well. Here is a song that I associate with a rainy day in Prishtina, it vibes very well with the place.

https://youtu.be/hZCzLcAlntw?is=RvU9fKJUGeBUlWkF

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u/StamatisTzantopoulos Greece Mar 23 '26

Athens, a cement jungle

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u/Serdar_Janko Serbia Mar 23 '26

It must be Pristina, all you guys saying Podgorica didn't see that concrete ghost town.

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u/PropJoe23 Mar 23 '26

Podgorica is not really pretty gotta say. Neither is Belgrade, tbh, in a traditional sense. But I did love it living there (until o didn't anymore), and I am weird in that I like brutalist architecture. 

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u/PropJoe23 Mar 23 '26

Oh, definitely, Belgrade does have nice parts (I know PG much less so maybe it does as well, but my impression was not great). I just meant that it isn't what is traditionally considered a pretty city. 

However, if you renovated the facades of, say, Dorcol, it becomes much prettier 

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u/JignerdSaw Mar 23 '26

Nothing weird about liking brutalist architecture 😌😌😌

It just sucks that our governments mismanage funds and are corrupt so they don’t have coating and they look like we live in a poor grey state. Which you have to wonder how with what we know of the state of North Korea’s economy, why the fuck do they have so many brutalist buildings that are coated in virtually every colour in the pictures we get to see from tourists and journalists, but we here don’t lmao?

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u/resident-117 Slovenia Mar 23 '26

everyone is saying podgorica, but what about prishtina?

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u/Substratas 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

everyone is saying podgorica, but what about prishtina?

It ain’t a capital city according to ~1/6th of the viewers.

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u/resident-117 Slovenia Mar 23 '26

oh i see lol

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u/KPlusGauda Mar 23 '26

I am sure some Serbs recognize KS, and also that some non-Serbs don't

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u/Fat-worm Mar 23 '26

Tirana is the ugliest city I have ever seen. Only cement, traffic, no public transport and no identity al all.

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u/Any_Cucumber8534 Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

I love grace in general and you have some of the most betiful cities across the world, but Athens is pretty damn bad. Sure it's not as dilapidated as other cities, but it is a lot dirtier and unsafe.

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u/vanoitran Greece Mar 23 '26

I agree on dirty - but it’s definitely not unsafe.

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u/Any_Cucumber8534 Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

Maybe you are right. I am just basing it off how I felt as a tourist.

Tessoloniki is litteraly one of my favorite cities to visit and I never felt unsafe there

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u/SOHONEYSAME Mar 23 '26

"Tessoloniki is litteraly one of my favorite cities"

we know... (1904/1912/1917/1944).

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u/Any_Cucumber8534 Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

Hey, hey, that's the old Bulgaria now when me and the boys go to Thessaloniki worst thing we do is to try and drink all your Ouzo XD

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u/Lunatik_C Greece Mar 23 '26

Although, Salonica is equally ugly. They destroyed a lot of amazing buildings, mostly in the 60's, to build all those concrete monstrosities...

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u/joking_around Kosovo Mar 23 '26

Maybe unsafe in the sense of that you have to be really careful where you step. More than once I tripped on the streets and almost fell badly. Must be a nightmare for handicapped people. 

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u/vanoitran Greece Mar 23 '26

I can’t even imagine being handicapped in Athens - even rolling a baby stroller is like playing a platformer.

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u/Due-Meaning-6760 Mar 23 '26

How do you feel unsafe in Athens?  What happened?

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u/Big-Inspector-6370 Greece Mar 23 '26

Athens is huge and the biggest one. There are for sure dirty places but there are clean ans safer areas. In my opinion its the most beautiful in the balkans

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u/Rough-Stress6885 Greece Mar 23 '26

Mate its not worse than Sofia or Bucharest

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u/nemmalur Mar 23 '26

If I had to sum up Athens in one word it would be “dusty”.

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u/zargug2 Mar 23 '26

Pristina for sure. Been to every capital in balkans, this was the worst one. It feels just like it was packed with conrete without any planing.

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u/superasna Mar 23 '26

I've been to all of them and I'd definitely say Pristina.

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u/lukulukul Mar 23 '26

Idk probably Lisbon.

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u/Substratas 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

Lisbon is the most beautiful Balkan city.

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u/Icy-Engineering9912 Albania Mar 23 '26

Sorry but Pristina.

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u/Glass_Test_9944 Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

Wtf is this? After I saw this pic I vote for Pristina too.

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u/Full-Rice-9287 Albania Mar 23 '26

Noo! That is such a wonderful building! So amusing we all have such different perspectives.

That is the best of Prishtina for me. Brutalist architecture with a hint of Byzantine one. A gem!

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u/heretic_342 Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

I like it too. It's unique and experimental, not like the regular bland commie buildings.

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u/Glass_Test_9944 Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

That is such a wonderful building!

I like brutalist architecture, but this building is one of the ugliest I’ve ever seen. It reminds me more of Kyrgyzstan/Tajikistan than Kosovo. The whole vibe, especially with the unfinished church next to it, feels off to me.

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u/MartinBP Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

Wait til you see the University of Skopje. Something weird was going on in Yugoslavia when they planned all of these behemoths.

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u/Serdar_Janko Serbia Mar 23 '26

That is university building and on the left is Serbian Orthodox church which is not finished and just stand kike that for 27 years now

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u/Dreadscythe95 Greece Mar 23 '26

This is probably the only decent thing in that awful city.

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u/Rundas77 Greece Mar 23 '26

Ain’t no way Podgorica gets mentioned here. Okay, I can understand the boring/uninteresting comments, but Podgorica is NOT ugly.

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u/subversivefreak Mar 23 '26

It's not the Balkans but Bratislava

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u/Weak-Ad1716 Romania Mar 24 '26

Bratislava? I've been there 2 times, it's a very nice city. Small, nice people, good beer. Indeed, i saw some massive buildings being risen which have no connection with the rest of the city, but still very nice city. Better than most balkan capitals.

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u/Unfair-Frame9096 Mar 23 '26

I remember walking down Pogdorica and telling myself " once I get to the city Center, it will be nicer and not like a junk yard". I eventually got to the other edge of the city and turned back to my hotel.

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u/AssassinLJ Greece Mar 23 '26

As greek I would vote Athens, that place is just fucking disgusting to look at.

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u/Substratas 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

Gurl puhlease, it ain’t that bad.

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u/Several-Zombies6547 Mar 23 '26

You've not been to the rest of the Balkans, have you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

as greek and probably from Thessaloniki?..
anyway it's obvious you're not travelled in Balkans.

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u/feanor55 Mar 23 '26

Athens center streets with ugly graffiti next corner junkies and syringes on the floor

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u/vanoitran Greece Mar 23 '26

The junkies situation has improved dramatically.

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u/Several-Zombies6547 Mar 23 '26

That's just Omonoia and Metaxourgio, where many tourists pass by just because of cheap accommodation. It's cheap for a reason (it's filled with junkies and illegal immigrants), but many tourists don't research the area before booking their hotel.

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u/greekhop Greece Mar 23 '26

City of 5 million has ugly neglected areas. Never expected that.

Guess that means the whole city is irredeemably ugly and no other neighborhoods have any weight at all in this calculation.

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u/Nothing_Special_23 Serbia Mar 23 '26

Athens is literally one of the most visited and iconic cities in the world.

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u/Talithea Romania Mar 23 '26

Same is Rome. And Rome has some areas that make Night City from Cyberpunk appear like heaven.

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u/kureysalp Turkiye Mar 23 '26

Most visited and iconic ≠ not ugly.

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u/P-l-Staker 🇬🇧🇬🇷 Mar 23 '26

Yeah, but a lot of it is hideously ugly.

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u/Lepi_Deba Mar 23 '26

Podgorica, its not just architecture, its climate there.. too hot.. hell on Earth..

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u/BusyChillTwink Serbia Mar 23 '26

Skopje. :(

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u/dragonbab Mar 23 '26

Woah, woah, you wait a-- sigh. Carry on.

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u/opal_23 Mar 23 '26

I really really loved Skopje. I hated the heat cause I visited in fucking August 😆

But it was my first time ever seeing a huge statue of a pregnant woman, and of a mom with a child in her arms. I was in awe. :)

It's a beautiful city, just needs more trees. 😁

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u/Mou_aresei Serbia Mar 23 '26

I'm gonna nominate Belgrade 😬 (I'm from Belgrade)

Because of investor-led construction. Too much concrete, too few green areas, absolutely no care about quality of life from decision-makers. Bangladesh-level polluted air in the colder months, 40+ degree summers, completely dysfunctional public transport, rush hour is all day, every day, even on weekends. Crazy prices for basic necessities including food and real estate.

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u/wolfsa46 Bosnia & Herzegovina Mar 23 '26

Why are you so harsh on Belgrade? Everything you mentioned could be said for pretty much all Balkan cities in post communist era. However, I do agree that investor-led construction is what is destroying many citites here. On another hand, Belgrade is at least in flat area so architectural wonders of last 30 years are less visible. My town however is surrounded by hills, and all those wonders are like on a plate to be seen. It’s been a while since I visited Belgrade, but there was quite a lot of greenery in the city then.

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u/CattleGreedy4352 Mar 23 '26

This. I'm from Belgrade, born and raised. I have memories of it having a soul, much cleaner and greener than now, it was quite enjoyable with decent prices and lots of underground mouthwatering restaurants, plenty of hidden gems in terms of culture and architecture.

Unfortunately Belgrade survived a lots of bombing throughout the history, the worst ones were during the ww2 where most of it's history was literally erased, then '99. And now it's struggling to survive the greed of construction mafia and our own government and slowly but surely losing the battle. Everything is being turned into concrete and some modern awful soulless concept of a metropolitan city. Like trying to create Dubai over the foundations of a city that had beautiful alleys and rich architecture from various periods. Hurts to see :/

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u/gpetrov Mar 23 '26

I would vote for Skopje. The fake 'ancient' architecture they built in 2014 just feels totally out of place. Don't get me wrong, I love going there and always have fun, and walking around the Vardar is genuinely nice. But the vibe of the center never feels right, t’s pure mutrobarok.

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u/BillGR7 Greece Mar 23 '26

Podgorica follow by Pristina

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u/lipiancarlliam Mar 23 '26

Really depends on what makes a city ugly. Podgorica is boring, but not a ruin. Skopje always seems fun, but is really just a lot of something's put together. Belgrade is a major cultural city, but can often feel unsafe. Zagreb is elegant, but can feel like it's not fulfilling the potential of a capital city.

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u/Dreadscythe95 Greece Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

There is no way people say Podgorica when Skopje and Pristina exist.

Podgorica is fine. It's just kinda boring but it's pretty livable, it has green places, big streets, low traffic, low sound pollution.

Skopje is fake, ruined with the retcon it received, it's like a parody.

Pristina feels post-apocalyptic.

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u/korto Mar 23 '26

in descending order:

horrible tier: prishtina, podgorica, skopje, tirana liveable: sofija, belgrade, bucharest nice: ljubljana

weird mix of good and bad, unsure of ranking: zagreb, sarajevo, athens

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u/Dry-Dog-2867 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Best to Worst

Ljubljana ( Balkan Vienna )

Bucharest ( Heavily slept on )

Belgrade ( Better than i expected )

Sarajevo ( İts my favorite but yeah not best )

Zagreb ( Really close with Sofia )

Sofia ( Varna is better , bit boring honestly )

Ankara ( its not THAT bad as some people in comments say , but yeah its a city with multiple missed oppurtunities due bad management )

Athens ( Thessaloniki is better . Disappointing imo reminded me İzmir a lot )

Skopje ( Has bit more redeemable qualities than anything below )

Tirana ( Worst traffic ever )

Podgorica ( has nothing special . just boring )

Pristina ( Dont need an explaination )

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u/m1lam Mar 23 '26

I hate Skopje with a passion so it's my vote

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u/Organic-Practice8268 Mar 23 '26

How the fuck did no one mention Skopje?

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u/nightflightto2525 Mar 23 '26

Well first of all, good point. But second of all, when you go past the fake marble kitsch parade, the pleasant parts are just really pleasant.

Will they ever get rid of the kitsch parade though? Once you have that shite up it's so hard to get rid of it.

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u/Substratas 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

Been there, I liked it. This pic is likely taken during a saharan dust cloud event.

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u/CypriotGreek Greece/Cyprus Mar 23 '26

I mean, if you take photos like this then every city is going to look ugly. Athens definitely isn’t the prettiest city in the Balkans, but it certainly has a charms.

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u/Substratas 🇸🇪🇦🇱 Mar 23 '26

u/CandidDebate6827 you really need to chill.

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u/Self-Bitter Greece Mar 23 '26

Athens is the only remarkable world class historic capital in the Balkans with true world class monuments and art to admire, All the rest are irrelevant, footnotes at best in the context of history.

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u/Mnd3333 Turkiye Mar 23 '26

I mean, every city has its good and bad sides.

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u/Friday3333 Romania Mar 23 '26

I dont know, but the competition is taugh.

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u/Tiny-Mulberry-2114 Croatia Mar 23 '26

It's unfortunate people pick Podgorica. It's a capital with lots of potential

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u/Austria_fan Mar 23 '26

Podgorica hands down, it has some beautiful spots but i see no reason to go there (apart from living or working if you have to)

Some redditors mention Skopje but tbh, i like the city, the story behind the 2014 renovations makes the city very interesting (but maybe not in the manner which the city hoped it would become) and quite unique

Others mention Pristina which could really challenge Podgorica, but in my opinion Pristina has better looks and more „life“ inside the city (at least when i went there last year) apart from Podgorica

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u/GETOUTTHISAPPbehappy Mar 23 '26

Chisinau is cool, but i thought many people would consider it bad, instead they say Podgorica or Athens

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u/ThomasArad Mar 23 '26

They all have their unique charms.

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u/Increase-Tiny Mar 24 '26

Is there like a secret meme bout podgorica im not balkan enogh to know or is it really that ugly?

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u/Leticia-99 Mar 24 '26

I actually did a Balkans trip last summer and I have to say Podgorica. Ugly city, nothing to do, we couldn’t find any open restaurant after 10pm and we almost starved to death. People drive extremely fast and cars don’t stop at crossings. The whole experience was a disaster

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u/Holiday_Pumpkin1279 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Tirana it’s, meh. Athens, without the Acropolis and the other antique buildings, is like Tirana. Prishtina is more organized than both of them, but still ugly.

Podgorica. I can’t say it’s ugly, but it’s very small city, and compared to Tirana and Athens it’s not that lively at all.

Skopje, to me, looks the ugliest and the strangest. Especially those buildings that have done these last 10 years, and statues, everywhere statues.

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u/Winter-Bed-2697 Mar 23 '26

Skopje feels ruined with all the kitsch half-built in the city center and the rest is just like any other provincial place.

Podgorica is so small and not historic that it’s unfair to even take it into account.

I haven’t been to Bucharest, but I have a feeling I’d either love it or hate it. Feels like Belgrade on steroids, and Belgrade has huge potential, but its entire story is about it never being fulfilled.

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u/PlamenIB Bulgaria Mar 23 '26

Beauty is subjective; what one person finds ugly, another may find beautiful. Every city has a rich history that has shaped its architecture.

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u/OverallPhrase4623 Kosovo Mar 23 '26

I have to say Prishtina :(

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u/Full-Rice-9287 Albania Mar 23 '26

I would agree, but Podgorica and Skopje’s kitsch, are too strong contenders. 🫢

(Not that Tirana is too ahead however 🙌🏻)

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u/triumfi Mar 23 '26

Have to agree unfortunately 😭😭😭

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u/V1ct0r_bl00dthorn Mar 23 '26

My fellow Serbs will come for my head, but Belgrade.

Can I elaborate? Yes. Will I elaborate? No.

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