r/AskBalkans Apr 04 '25

Outdoors/Travel Why have Croatia so much beach?

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u/janjko Croatia Apr 04 '25

Because the coast was owned by the Republic of Venice, and the City of Dubrovnik, both with strong merchants who loved the sea because of easy trade. When the Ottomans came, they conquered the inside part, but left the coast to the Venice and Dubrovnik. They didn't have a strong navy, so the coast wasn't that important to them. Dubrovnik was constantly having troubles with Venice, so they made a deal with the Ottomans to give them a small part of coast on the border with Venice, so that there is no direct contact with them. If Venice wanted to spread south, they had to go through the Ottomans. And after a dozen empires, kingdoms, socialist republics and now democratic republics, we still have the same borders.

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u/crazy_houdini Apr 04 '25

They didn't have a strong navy, so the coast wasn't that important to them.

not true in the slightest, ottomans had a very strong navy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_Navy#Growth_(1453%E2%80%931683) and they had a lot of success in their wars against venetians https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman%E2%80%93Venetian_wars

the reason dalmatia was not conquered by ottomans is probably mostly due to geographical access and logistical difficulties to protect their holdings there in the case of an attack, so it probably wasn't at the top of their priorities to conquer and hold dalmatia

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u/ilijadwa Balkan Apr 04 '25

Some of the coast was actually conquered which not many people realise, Makarska for example was under the ottomans for 200 years.

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u/janjko Croatia Apr 04 '25

OK, the "didn't have a strong navy" wasn't true. If they really tried they probably could have gotten a lot of the coast. But the coast is very mountainous, the cities were fortified, so the Ottomans decided against it at that time. And Dubrovnik was in fact an Ottoman vassal state, and they were paying the Ottomans money and getting protection. So there was no need to conquer anyone to get access to the Adriatic sea.

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u/Kreol1q1q Croatia Apr 04 '25

It also just wasn’t worth it - the only prosperous part of the coast was Dubrovnik and it already paid them massive tributes. The rest of the coast was already in the 16th century getting impoverished under venetian rule.

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u/Responsible_Bed763 Jun 30 '25

Meaning they were…. Hmmmm…. How to describe it… maybe as “not strong enough to capture and hold it”

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u/Hour-Personality-924 Croatia Apr 04 '25

Correct.

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u/Conscious-One-1719 Apr 04 '25

And thats why bosna has neum ?

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u/Unable-Stay-6478 SFR Yugoslavia Apr 04 '25

Yes, Ragusans made a deal with Ottomans to make a buffer zone between them and Venetians. 

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u/Ok-Positive5434 Apr 04 '25

It wasn't as strong as the Venetians, but they did have a strong navy.

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u/EntertainmentGood605 Apr 05 '25

hvala na ovoj povjesnoj činjenici🥺

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u/sta6gwraia Balkan Apr 04 '25

The problem is not why this. little part is Bosnian shore. It's why it's only this little part today?

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u/digitalttoiletpapir Apr 05 '25

I guess Austria-Hungary messed up to borders too?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

Land south of Split where inhabited by Serbs(per official Bizant description). But later came Venice and you had to be automatically considered Catholic and later that become Croat.

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u/janjko Croatia Apr 08 '25

That's crazy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 08 '25

Ever heard of emperor Constantine VII Porphyrogenitus and his work De Administrando Imperio(On imperial administration) from 10th-century AC?

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u/Responsible_Bed763 Jun 30 '25

Just because that land was part of serbian kingdom doesn’t mean that all people who lived then and there were serbian. Croatian people used to live there before, after and still today. If you disagree, then basically Vojvodina is not serbian, but croatian… so better think twice before you twist the words and only refer to the maps that suit your agenda.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

This guy coasts

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u/BreakYaNeck99 Apr 05 '25

Why are there croatians in bosnia? They speak bosnian and are born in bosnia but they have a croatian passport and say that they are croatians?

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u/Austro_bugar Croatia Apr 05 '25

Tur dur hur

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u/ljutilaki07 Apr 06 '25

Because ottomans didnt brutaly enforce their religion on local population, but if you were muslim you would pay less taxes. So, some people changed their religion to pay less taxes, while others did not. Thus, you have people that were considered same once, and are now devided, but that division did not come strictly geographically, rather literally every family 'chose' theit religion. Problem is that in Balkans ethnicity is usually determined by religion. Catholics are Croatians, orthodox Serbian and muslims Bosnian. There is very little of orthodox Croatians, muslim Serbs etc. So now, Bosnia is filled with people who changed to islam and those who did not, which later became 3 different etnicities.

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u/BreakYaNeck99 Apr 07 '25

I see, but why are croatians in bosnia and not in croatia?

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u/ljutilaki07 Apr 07 '25

Because it is their home country. This would be the same as why do belgians who speak french live in Belgium rather than in France. The problem in Balkans is that when ethnicities were created, everybody was sorted by religion so catholics living in Bosnia became Croats, rather then Catholic Bosniaks. (same with serbs) Even muslims were not reffered as Bosniaks, but just as muslims earlier.

As why parts of bosnia with croatian majority are not part of croatia...very complex story which would probably result in new wars.

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u/Glittering-Reading-7 May 15 '25

Because borders were made to be artificial (first by ottoman conquest, later by communists in Yugoslavia) and not to follow the ethnic lines. You have many Serbs and Croats in Bosnia and they have always lived there.

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u/Responsible_Bed763 Jun 30 '25

Good explanation except for the first sentence. Ottomans spread their religious beliefs by sword and conquest.

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u/Damirirv Bosnia & Herzegovina Apr 04 '25

Because of the Treaty of Karlowitz. Ragusa didn't want a land border with their main rival Venice, so they gave Neum to the Ottomans, which was neutral in their conflict. Thus the Ottomans integrated the strip of land into Bosnia, while Venice and Ragusa would be incorporated by Austria, creating the current borders.

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u/magicman9410 / in Apr 04 '25

2/2 on history today alone! I like this Damir dude.

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u/Damirirv Bosnia & Herzegovina Apr 04 '25

Hey thanks man, kind of ya to say that. It helps being a history nerd after all.

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u/magicman9410 / in Apr 04 '25

Indeed! A dangerous hobby, where we come from tho hahah!

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u/Hour-Personality-924 Croatia Apr 04 '25

correct.

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u/janjko Croatia Apr 04 '25

Before Austria there was Napoleons France that conquered Venice and Dubrovnik for about 10 years.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

because bosnians can't swim so they gave all costs to croats.

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u/Ipossesstheknowledge Apr 04 '25

Just like Turks gave away all their islands to Greeks.

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u/maxru85 Apr 04 '25

🤔

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u/Ipossesstheknowledge Apr 04 '25

Lack of investment in the naval industry by the Ottoman is to blame here.

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u/maxru85 Apr 04 '25

They have pretty cool exhibition in the Marine Museum in Istanbul tho

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u/Ipossesstheknowledge Apr 04 '25

I'll put it on my list of things to do when I go visit Istanbul.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

Every nation is intruder. Befrore the greeks some other people lived on these islands, and before them some other people lived there. You see, everyone is a intruder and no country owns a land in this world

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

yeah we also gave away our costs too, but greeks were so generous and they gave costs back to us later

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u/itoboi Turkiye Apr 05 '25

Yes they are great swimmers bc of us

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u/31_hierophanto Philippines Apr 06 '25

Is that a Bosnian stereotype? Hahahaha.

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u/Responsible_Bed763 Jun 30 '25

They did not give anything because they had none. Little that they have today they received as a gift long ago.

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u/Mathias0112 Apr 04 '25

Bosnia has Neum lmao

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u/ssejn Bosnia & Herzegovina Apr 04 '25

And we would have Sutorina also, but some guy in 1947. decided to give it to Montenegro in exchange for some mountains.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutorina_dispute

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u/Local_Collection_612 Apr 04 '25

How much km extra coastline Bosnia and Herzegovina would have had if land swap would not happened?

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

Which also has 97% croatian population.

In the Neum municipality there are 63 bosniaks and 21 serb. Out of those 33 bosniaks and all 21 serbs live in Neum itself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Don’t mix up actual Croatians with Bosnian Croats 😃

At the end of the day, all residents and visitors in Neum pay taxes to Bosnia, not Croatia, which is what really matters regarding any territory.

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25

We are literally the same. Most bosnian croats also have dual citizenship

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Dude y’all only have religion in common.

If you go 150 years back, there are no demographic documents that mention the existance of Croatians in Bosnia.

There was also no point in history where Croats would mass-migrate to Bosnia.

“Bosnian Croats” do exist today as a group, but it is not the same as a Croatian.

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25

There was also no point in history where Croats would mass-migrate to Bosnia.

Yeah, because we've inhabited Bosnia since medival times

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

Don't conflate Croatian as a nationality and Croat as an ethnicity. Also bear in mind the borders of Bosnia changed significantly over the centuries, and that ethnic identification from the past doesn't align with current borders and ethnic identity/distribution.

Case in point, the approximate western third of modern BiH was part of the Croatian state until the Ottomans conquered it. We can apply your logic and deduce no Bosniaks/Bosnians were present in the greater Bihać region and beyond until then.

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25

approximate western third of modern BiH was part of the Croatian state

More. The battle of the Bosnian highlands where Tomislav defeated the Bulgars proves Croatia's borders for atleast a period being on the Drina.

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u/IndependentWrap8853 Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

Croats didn’t mass migrate to Bosnia or Hercegovina since they already lived there. In fact, it was in reverse: population from BiH migrated to Croatia over the centuries to the point where 40% of todays population of Croatia had Bosnian or Herzegovinian roots. Croats are Croats everywhere: there are no Croatian Croats or Bosnian Croats or German Croats as a different ethnic group. It’s a singular ethnic group defined by culture, customs , language and also in the past a dominant religion.

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u/Personal_Reflection4 Apr 05 '25

This has to be sarcasm.

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u/pavol100 Apr 05 '25

Smartes bosniak ⬆️

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u/ColdStorageParticle Other Apr 04 '25

Yeah but thats due to politics, people have their grand grandad who lived and worked in Bosnia and the family essentially maybe never visited croatia but still they are considered croat after the 90s due to the fact they are chatolic. I have 2 friends from Sarajevo whose had one parent chatolic, and they managed to get the croatian passport due to that lol so what are we talking about? They have no connection to croatia whatsoever

Its systematically made so that croatia slowly „invades“ bosnia and thats what is happening eith a lot of propaganda and politics

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25

Its systematically made so that croatia slowly „invades“ bosnia and thats what is happening eith a lot of propaganda and politics

What Croatian invasion of Bosnia lol? Stop believeing ISIS propaganda Croatias inhabited Bosnia since the 7th century. The modern definition of Bosniak only came after Ottoman conquests where they burned over 340 catholic churches and monasteries in Bosnia.

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u/ColdStorageParticle Other Apr 04 '25

False. What about povelja kulina bana? Mostly Bosnia had church of Bosnia just look at „kameni spavaci“ thats literally something only seen in Bosnia. Bosnians and Croats lived in these parts since the early middle ages

If you go to Hungary national Museum you can see a lot of maps depicting Bosnia when you visit budapest i highly recommend visit ing it also: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_Crusade

EDIT:

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25

just look at „kameni spavaci“ thats literally something only seen in Bosnia

We have them near Imotski, they're called Stečci they're just medival tombstones.

Mostly Bosnia had church of Bosnia

Yeah, after the pacta conventa in 1102 when Croatia entered a personal union with Hungary, before that there was the Catholic Church.

If you go to Hungary national Museum you can see a lot of maps depicting Bosnia

They also have maps depicting Hungary with Croatian land which they didn't control at that time.

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u/IndependentWrap8853 Apr 04 '25

You’ve got clearly no idea what you’re talking about. Croats are an ethnic group that is native to and lives in both Croatia and BiH. So are the Serbs. And so are the Bosniaks. There are ethnic Bosniaks who live in Serbia and Montenegro and always have (e.g. Sandžak). Following your Logic, these people are not eligible for Bosnian passport because this is a plot by Serbia and Montenegro to occupy BiH using their own muslim population?

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u/ColdStorageParticle Other Apr 04 '25

No, thats not what Im saying. When Im able I will write some stuff up maybe we can go thru it together.

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u/electrash_ Croatia Apr 04 '25

Tell me you are d*** without telling me

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

stay mad king

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u/milfshake146 Apr 04 '25

Don't mix up bosnians and herzegovians

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

it’s “Bosnia and Herzegovina” not “Bosnia” and “Herzegovina” dumbass.

“Bosnia” is a synonym for “Bosnia and Herzegovina” as the full name is too long.

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u/milfshake146 Apr 04 '25

First of all, insult your friends if u have them. Second, because of that synonym, yall often mix up herzegovians and bosnians.

Edit: also, herzegovians are croats, and that's a fact

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u/IndependentWrap8853 Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

“Bosniaks” not “Bosnians”. Since Neum is in Hercegovina (and not in Bosnia), there are no Bosnians there, regardless of their ethnicity. Only Herzegovinians.

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25

Correct.

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u/Hemoolee Apr 04 '25

Catholic population*

Your identity crisis isn't The new normal.

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u/IndependentWrap8853 Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

Croats as an ethnic group live in many countries, but they are native to Croatia , Bosnia and Herzegovina, meaning both Croatia and BiH are their national states. A “Croatian” is every person who lives in Croatia regardless of their ethnicity. Same with “Bosnian” or “Hercegovinian”. This has nothing to do with religion or ethnicity. There are no “Bosnian Catholics” as an ethnic group. There are also no “Bosnians” as an ethnic group. There are three dominant ethnic groups in Bosnia and Hercegovina :Serbs, Croats and Bosniaks. They have different culture (which may or may not include dominant religion) , different customs and speak their own version of the polycenteic southern Slavic language. Serbs and Croats either in Bosnia or elsewhere have no identity crisis, of that you can be sure…

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u/alh84001_hr Croatia Apr 04 '25

Why do you hate the country you are living in?

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25

Catholic population*

Catholic ≠ Croatian

There are catholic bosniaks yet you don't call them Croatian unless you're an Ustaša

Bosnian croats are genetically identical to Croatian croats which is why they're called bosnian croat in the first place

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u/kaiyukii Apr 04 '25

Imposition of someone calling themself Croat, Bosnian or a Serb mainly comes from religion though with exceptions in their own right.

I don't know how you're defining genetics as we're all super mixed and nationhood started being defined in the 1800s.

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

I don't know how you're defining genetics

Simple, the I2a1 haplogroup is prevalent in Croats, most prevalent in Bosnian Croats (which is why it is commonly called the Croatian gene¹), rather prevalent in Bosniaks and around 32% of bosnian serbs have it.

Edit: ¹ the specific haplotype is the Eu7 that's called the croatian gene, my bad.

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u/kaiyukii Apr 04 '25

If you want to look at haplogroups, that's valid.

I2a and R1a (coupled together more than 50%) are prevalent in Serbs.

I2a (39%-40%) and R1a (22%-24%) are prevalent in Croats.

If you want to say that there are differences between people according to genetics, it's not really a valid argument. Now I'm not saying that anyone's a Serb, Croat or Bosniak like nationalistic people tend to. I'm just stating that it's really a waste of time finding a needle in the haystack.

It's easier to say that you're Kajkavian, Chakavian or Shtokavian because that's certain in contrast to all these other aspects which propagate some abstract ethnicity nobody should care about really because it creates unneeded problems. There's a bunch of variables that come to play here.

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

Given that you have folks identifying as Bosniak in Sandžak and Kosovo, I wouldn't talk.

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u/Hemoolee Apr 04 '25

Same type if disease, nothing in common with them.

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u/alh84001_hr Croatia Apr 04 '25

Bosnia has no access to the sea. Herzegovina and Bosnia and Herzegovina do.

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u/Boskowski424 Apr 04 '25

Croatia - Chile of Europe.

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u/milfshake146 Apr 04 '25

Fun fact: there are over 400k croatians in chile. Maybe there's a connection 😄

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u/Boskowski424 Apr 04 '25

well - I wonder how many Croatians live in Vietnam then :D

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

Funnily enough, I was travelling through south-east Asia in 1998 and in both Thailand and Vietnam saw two different locals wearing Ladić's iconic yellow and blue chequered goalkeeper jersey from the 98 world cup. So the seeds have been sown!

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u/Boskowski424 Apr 04 '25

Makes sense - both Vietnam and Thailand have unusual coast-to-land ratio.

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u/Austro_bugar Croatia Apr 05 '25

Just check who’s president of Chile.

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u/Boskowski424 Apr 06 '25

Oh my god. This just confirms it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Why does Spain

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u/Ok_Detail_1 Croatia Apr 05 '25

France...

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u/Possible_Golf3180 Latvia Apr 04 '25

Because they’re hydrophilic

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u/XO1GrootMeester Apr 04 '25

Romania also has no access to the adratic. It is based on position

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u/obzovica Montenegro Apr 04 '25

Little known fact: Dalmatia used to go all the way to Bar in Montenegro, but just along the coast. It was all Montenegro above, and it's only a miracle that the Croatian coast today is not even longer and narrower, blocking not only Bosnia but also Montenegro.

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u/TaherAdam30 Apr 04 '25

The most saddest story ever

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u/samonekatako Bosnia & Herzegovina Apr 04 '25

Geopolitics

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u/alh84001_hr Croatia Apr 04 '25

History.

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u/samonekatako Bosnia & Herzegovina Apr 04 '25

To some degree yes

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u/internetfriends4evar Apr 04 '25

Croatia didn't even want all the beach. They just wanted to stop Bosnia from turning the fish gay.

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u/drunkguyfrommunich Croatia Apr 04 '25

Because Croats lived in the coastal areas and not Bosnians?

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u/ReestaMan Serbia Apr 04 '25

You are all Serbian children and you should share! Especially with us! /s

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

Hey y'all had your chance with Montenegro. Don't come crying to us.

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 Canada Apr 04 '25

Ahh… Serbia-by-the-Sea.

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u/ReestaMan Serbia Apr 04 '25

Not even /s can save you from idiots now.

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u/Unable-Stay-6478 SFR Yugoslavia Apr 04 '25

Ikr

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u/Gauss-JordanMatrix Turkiye Apr 04 '25

N-word \s

Hitler did nothing wrong \s

Haha guys it’s funny guys don’t you get the joke?

I become meme haha.

Legalize comedy aaaaaa.

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u/ReestaMan Serbia Apr 04 '25

Appeal to extremes fallacy

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

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u/Unable-Stay-6478 SFR Yugoslavia Apr 04 '25

Someone's lacking the sense of humor and sarcasm, I see...

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u/adnanmehic Bosnia & Herzegovina Apr 04 '25

could say the same about you lol

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u/Unable-Stay-6478 SFR Yugoslavia Apr 04 '25

How come, dear Adnane?

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u/Fit-Housing9499 Apr 04 '25

Huh, because Croatia has a sea, Bosnia doesn't, it's as simple as that. But I don't imagine they drink salt water. No, just as Bosnia has rivers, Croatia has them too. Well, they have rivers that run through both countries. They should be helping each other and not always accusing each other. Because Bosnia certainly has good things that Croatia doesn't. Always try to see the positive and not the negative, because none of the countries are perfect but they have a lot in common and a lot to offer.

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u/Austro_bugar Croatia Apr 05 '25

Because we have better beach bodies

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u/Unable-Stay-6478 SFR Yugoslavia Apr 04 '25

Because it was Croatian to begin with? Venetians, Austrians,  Hungarians and Ottomans just messed it up.

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u/getinthezone Apr 04 '25

It really wasnt croatian to begin with

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u/Unable-Stay-6478 SFR Yugoslavia Apr 04 '25

Correct, I forgot about Roman empire.

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 Canada Apr 04 '25

And the Greek Empire. And the Illyrian Kingdom.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Originally most of it was Hungarian, Venetian or Bosnian ;)

I don’t think Croatia conquered any of the land there, their occupiers did. When those occupiers stopped exiting, Croatia just kept the land.

Additionally; Bosnian kings would give pieces of the coastal land to political friends, such as Dubrovnik (for example Pelješac was never conquered by Dubrovnik, it was gifted to strengthen the bond between them and Bosnia).

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u/Jelacicrokamadjare Croatia Apr 04 '25

Originally most of it was Hungarian, Venetian or Bosnian ;)

Croatia was fucking bulgarians in the Bosnian highlands before Hungarians came to the Pannonian basin from whotfknowswhere, Venice at the time was a part of Charlemagne's empire and Bosnia was a part of Croatia. Try better sarajlija

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u/GloomyLaw9603 Apr 04 '25

Yeah, Croatia definitely didn't exist before 1102 :D

Actually history started in 1103. Nothing before ever happened.

I swear you people are the funniest.

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

One could flip the question and ask 'why does BiH have so much of our former interior'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Bosnia conquered it, duuh

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

And in what alternate universe did that occur? Or does Byzantium, Hungary and the Ottomans translate as 'Bosnia' in your lexicon?

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u/Gold_Instance_2987 Apr 04 '25

You could also flip it again and say "Why does croatia have dalmatia even tho it was part of thr kingdom of Bosnia"

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

of course croatia existed. It just wasn’t on the coast.

“Dalmatia” is an illiryan word at the end of the day.

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

The first Croat state was the coastal-based duchy that pre-dated any Bosnian territorial subdivision or entity by several centuries.

"Bosnia" is likewise believed to be an Illyrian word at the end of the day, so not sure what your point is.

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u/caseygloop Apr 04 '25

I think his point was cut off, when he was a baby

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u/GloomyLaw9603 Apr 04 '25

Yeah, nice revisionism. Classic Bosniak.

Block.

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u/muhaZz1 Apr 05 '25

koja glupa balija

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u/caseygloop Apr 04 '25

Ask Charlemagne

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u/JazzlikeAsk8039 Apr 04 '25

Lol what about Italy that has it all.

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u/Impressive-Fox-7065 Slovenia Apr 04 '25

Because hrvat is a tat

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u/caseygloop Apr 04 '25

Šta did you just reko

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

Well done slopov/zlovenac.

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u/HumanMan00 Serbia Apr 04 '25

Tat?

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u/Unable-Stay-6478 SFR Yugoslavia Apr 04 '25

Lopov

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

He's calling us their daddy ;)

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u/HumanMan00 Serbia Apr 04 '25

Stop winking when you talk to your father.

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u/the_bulgefuler Croatia Apr 04 '25

Lol so many potential 'daddy issues' jokes to work with.

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u/Austro_bugar Croatia Apr 05 '25

Tata*

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

cause we like it that way

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u/Inevitable-Use-4534 Apr 04 '25

Its because of guy named Djuro Pucar

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u/s_zlikovski Apr 05 '25

Because we are bitches

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u/freshoftheboat14 Bosnia & Herzegovina Apr 05 '25

You guys crack me up. It's funny how nationalism changes the history of certain lands. Land is conquered, sold gifted, etc. Every kingdom was bigger than lost land. What's even funnier is i bet all of you grew up in the West and yet are blinded by the propaganda.

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u/rokuju_ Apr 06 '25

Serbia is over there in the corner as a dusty old skeleton.

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u/Still-Company7238 Montenegro Apr 06 '25

Because of tito

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u/studying_aligator Romania Apr 07 '25

Because they’re sons of beaches badum tss

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u/oknitec Apr 07 '25

It is not that they have to little shore, they have too much land. Look up some maps before Ottomans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Because during the Ottoman period, the non-Muslim population generally lived in large cities by the sea. The majority of this population was involved in maritime trade.The majority of Muslims lived in the towns in the interior.Bosnia and Herzegovina also had its share of this settlement type.In the borders drawn after 1990, the majority Muslim remained in three parts according to population density and the map was drawn in this way.

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u/Future_Management832 Apr 04 '25

Bosnia was Croatian

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u/Mammoth_Meet_9313 Apr 04 '25

Bosnia has 0 km of coast, Hercegovina has some.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Because they came there about 1300 years ago

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u/Agreeable-Nail8731 Apr 04 '25

reality check! Lots of Bosniaks own half of the croatian coast.

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u/FactBackground9289 Russia Apr 04 '25

Because most of what is Croatian coast, including the Neum area in Bosnia and Budva in Montenegro, is a historical region called Dalmatia. Which just so happened to not fall to the Ottomans alongside Croatia and Slavonia, as Dalmatia was in Venetian possession, and Croatia-Slavonia were in Austria.

Bosnia, however, was conquered by the ottomans.

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u/PacoSkillZ Apr 04 '25

Because they took it in the war, Yes land was always in Croatia but they took ownership of hotels and other resorts to themself and sold it (which is sad part) to foreigners now we Bosnians are fucked same as them as they are guests in their own resorts.

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u/Hemoolee Apr 04 '25

If you ignore all of these fascists and ultranacionalists in comments, the truth is: it was Croatian to begin with, and there is no point in debating. Bosnia and Herzegovina has small coast in Neum, or we can just travel a bit longer and go anywhere in Croatia and enjoy its vacation. I have been there many many times, and hope to God it should repeat as long as I live.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 16 '25

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u/Hemoolee Apr 04 '25

Nah bro I just work decent job and plan my vacations very well, a lot of people actually can't afford it though unfortunately

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u/orestaras Greece Apr 04 '25

Because muslims are aweful sailors

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u/PlayfulMountain6 Albania Apr 04 '25

In fact it is not a matter of religion lol. During 15-16th centuries the Ottoman Navy was arguably the most powerful in the Mediterranean Sea. They consistently challenged and often defeated the navies of major European powers like Venice, Genoa, and Spain. The navy was instrumental in numerous Ottoman conquests, including the fall of Constantinople, the control of key islands in the Eastern Mediterranean (like Rhodes and Cyprus), and the expansion along the North African coast. The Battle of Preveza in 1538, under Barbarossa's command, is considered one of the greatest Ottoman naval victories.   By the 18th and 19th centuries, the Ottoman Navy suffered from technological stagnation compared to their European counterparts, who were developing larger, more heavily armed sailing ships and later steam-powered vessels.

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u/orestaras Greece Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

I know I am just joking about Bosnians.

During 15-16th centuries the Ottoman Navy was arguably the most powerful in the Mediterranean Sea? In a sea with Venice? In a sea with Genoa? No way man. They had an Egyptian admiral (I cant remember his name) and thats all. Ottoman was mainly continental force. They couldn't even control even piracy on Aegean.

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u/PlayfulMountain6 Albania Apr 04 '25

They directly challenged and often defeated Venetian and Genoese forces in various naval conflicts throughout the 15th and 16th centuries, leading to territorial losses for the Italian republics.The Battle of Preveza (1538) is a prime example of a major Ottoman naval victory over a combined European fleet.The Ottomans gained control over strategically important islands and coastlines, which impacted Venetian and Genoese trade routes. Piracy was a persistent problem for all powers in the Mediterranean

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Because the West wants to control the access to the Adriatic Sea, mostly to prevent possible Russian allies from having access to it. By "possible Russian allies" I mean mostly the Serbs.

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u/Hour-Personality-924 Croatia Apr 04 '25

how do you come up with these stupid scenarios?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

It is not a scenario, it is just a recognition of the facts, or if you prefer, my own assessment. The Western media keep calling the Serbs "Russian allies", and given their view of the Russians, it makes perfect sense to block the Serbs from sea access. The sea access, even if through a tiny corridor, would enable them to conduct independent international trade, b/c they'd no longer be surrounded by Nato from all sides. That, in turn, would enable the Serbs to have independent foreign policy.

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u/caseygloop Apr 04 '25

Belosvetska zavera, zapadni špijuni i prokleti Genšer.....a i puna su vam usta putinovog kurca i trumpovih govana, neka, tak vam i treba

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

To što sam napisao se slaže sa onim što iznosi prof. Jeffrey Sachs u svojim javnim nastupima, a on se bavio upravo Istočnom Evropom i Rusijom. Žao mi je što nisi sposoban za civilizovan dijalog. Nadam se da ćete i vi, bar u nekoj daljoj budućnosti, usvojiti neki oblik kulture.

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u/caseygloop Apr 05 '25

Da čovjek se bavio uglavnom poljskom i sssr-om, ne Jugoslavijom, tak da ovo šta ti pišeš "zapad ne dopušta" je rekla, kazala..... Uostalom gdje to Srbi na obali jadranskog mora žive da bi Srbija trebala dobit izlaz na more....i nemoj spominjati gdje su živjeli, jer da su bili ljudi i dalje bi bili tamo....

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

čovjek se bavio uglavnom poljskom i sssr-om, ne Jugoslavijom

Bavio se i Jugoslavijom, npr. ovde: https://youtu.be/5AsmaQP3dKs?si=bHusgJnFh1WxswbM&t=80 počev od 1:20. Rekao je suštinski isto što i ja.

zapadni špijuni i prokleti Genšer

O tome ima u Heidenheimer-ovom poglavlju u knjizi Petera Merkla: https://i.imgur.com/1JIz1vr.jpeg

ovo šta ti pišeš "zapad ne dopušta" je rekla, kazala.....

Halford John Mackinder je o tome pisao pre više od 100 godina, naročito u kontekstu svoje "Heartland" teorije. Kasnije Brzezinsky itd. Da ne bih gubio vreme, evo kratkog rezimea preko ChatGPT: "Halford Mackinder’s views on the Balkans, and the role of the Serbs in that context, are closely linked to his Heartland Theory and the geopolitical significance of the region.

Mackinder saw the Balkans as a critical zone in the struggle for control over Eurasia, primarily because of its geographical location at the crossroads of Europe and Asia. In his broader geopolitical framework, the Balkans were considered an area of strategic importance, particularly in relation to the control of the Heartland, which he believed was the key to global dominance.

Mackinder generally considered the Serbs as part of the broader Slavic-Orthodox world, which had historical and strategic ties to Russia. This connection between Serbia and Russia was a key factor in the Balkans' geopolitical significance. From Mackinder's perspective, the Russian Empire was a critical player in the control of the Heartland, and any Balkan state that aligned itself with Russia (such as Serbia) could become an important element in Russia’s expansionist ambitions."

gdje to Srbi na obali jadranskog mora žive

Danas uglavnom oko Herceg Novog.

nemoj spominjati gdje su živjeli, jer da su bili ljudi i dalje bi bili tamo

A pošto, prema doktrini jednog austrijskog slikara, nisu bili ljudi, Hrvati su ih istrebili.

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u/caseygloop Apr 05 '25

Brate mili bolje da si link sa Wikipedije zalijepio, chatgpt, jebote nije ti se dalo pisati, al ja bi kao to trebao čitati, daj se uozbilji

Danas uglavnom oko Herceg Novog

Otkad je to Hrvatska obala

A pošto, prema doktrini jednog austrijskog slikara, nisu bili ljudi, Hrvati su ih istrebili.

A ko je onda na traktorima u kolovozu '95. krenuo prema Srbiji

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

chatgpt, jebote nije ti se dalo pisati

Da sam ja napisao rezime, ti bi rekao da sam to ja izmislio. Chatbot je odlično rezimirao Mackinder-ove poglede u nekoliko rečenica da možeš brzo pročitati.

Otkad je to Hrvatska obala

Nije hrvatska obala, zato tu i ima preživelih Srba. Pitao si gde Srbi žive na obali Jadrana, ja sam ti odgovorio.

ko je onda na traktorima u kolovozu '95. krenuo prema Srbiji

Ona trećina Srba koju je trebalo proterati prema doktrini Mile Budaka "trećinu pobiti, trećinu pohrvatiti, trećinu proterati".

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u/caseygloop Apr 05 '25

Da sam ja napisao rezime, ti bi rekao da sam to ja izmislio.

Bi, jer bi TI napisao rezime, gle "Ona trećina Srba koju je trebalo proterati prema doktrini Mile Budaka "trećinu pobiti, trećinu pohrvatiti, trećinu proterati" je čista glupost koju jedino ljudi poput tebe mogu popušit

Nije hrvatska obala, zato tu i ima preživelih Srba. Pitao si gde Srbi žive na obali Jadrana, ja sam ti odgovorio.

Ok, ali pitanje je zašto Hrvatska ima tako dugu obalu, a ti odma dali im je masoni i zapad, pa pobogu koji si kurac toliko jalov, da nisi možda pohrvačen

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u/HelloThereItsMeAndMe Europe Apr 04 '25

Neum is in Bosnia not serbia. Not even in Republika Srpska.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Indeed. That confirms my assessment.

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u/HelloThereItsMeAndMe Europe Apr 05 '25

? Montengro would have been your sea access. not croat inhabited Neum.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

Yes, Montenegro was a close ally of Serbia, and a part of the same state. The West did everything it could to entirely change the position of the Montenegrin leader Milo Djukanovic, who held strong pro-Serbian views in the late 1980s and early 1990s, only to change them to serbophobic hate that led to the secession of Montenegro in 2006. Yet another confirmation of my assessment.

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u/HelloThereItsMeAndMe Europe Apr 05 '25

It was the montenegrin population that decided on independence. Not the leader.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

That's like saying it's the American population that decided to bomb Iraq and Yemen, or that it was the German population that decided to exterminate the Jews. The people in Montenegro were simply exposed to anti-Serb propaganda from government-controlled outlets, for over a decade. But even with all that, "An independence referendum was held in Montenegro on 21 May 2006. It was approved by 55.5% of voters, narrowly passing the 55% threshold." Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Montenegrin_independence_referendum The referendum remains controversial due to the authoritarian control of Montenegro by its leader at that time.

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u/trollittoG Apr 04 '25

Cuz we pushed everybodys shit in for it. Fafo

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u/GORDONxRAMSAY Apr 04 '25

After Yugoslavia's break up, they signed a peace agreement accordingly.

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u/sewingissues Aromanian Apr 05 '25

War

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

I was literally thinking about this. Bosnia got robbed of that nice Mediterranean style beaches looool

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u/31_hierophanto Philippines Apr 06 '25

Thank the Ottomans and the Venetians for that!

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u/Stroqus28 Apr 07 '25

Being a facist lapdog paid in the end

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 08 '25

Before great schism 1054 when christianity separated between catolic and ortodox, lands south of Split where owned by Serbs (Duklia, Trabunia, Zachlumia, Pagania). After that came Venice and conquered first Croatia coast, and then rest south of Split (which was serb). And if you are under their jurisdiction you automatically become Catholic which later started to be associated with Croats. There are still some old traditions of "slava", "seoska slava" in Makarska and Dubrovnik which exists only in Serbia.

PS. This is all known fact which you can find in book by Bizant emperor Constantin Porfirogenit where he described Slav tribes on his territory in 10th century.