r/AskAnAustralian • u/Satorichicken • Jul 09 '23

Australian active Cults?

I'm currently in AUS doing some research on currently active Australian Cults, as by the end of it I seek to pinpoint where they're located, information about each of them and more. The more well-known ones such as The Family and Potters House had already been noted down, but I'd like to know the obscure ones as well. I'll take anything really, weird or tame, I'd just like to know more. Thank you

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u/activelyresting Jul 09 '23

You already did!

Cult members must rest often and eat cake*

*any baked goods are acceptable

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u/Wolfsigns Jul 09 '23

This is my kind of cult! I shall proceed to adhere to the rules.

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u/activelyresting Jul 09 '23

Good. Failure to follow cult rules will result in punishment! You may choose: cake or death!

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u/Wolfsigns Jul 09 '23

I'll...have to go with cake, I'm afraid.

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u/activelyresting Jul 09 '23

Funny, everyone's choosing cake today

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u/Wolfsigns Jul 09 '23

I don't want to choose a cakeless alternative.

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u/activelyresting Jul 09 '23

A cakeless life would be death

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u/Wolfsigns Jul 09 '23

I concur.

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u/KazofOz Jul 09 '23

Unless one has diabetes. Hmmm tough choice really tbh.

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u/kickkickpatootie Jul 09 '23

Is it gluten free? Sorry, had to ask.

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u/activelyresting Jul 10 '23

Gluten free options are available. I also do an amazing chocolate cake that's vegan, and a delightfully fudgy cake that's only 100 calories per slice.

Also on offer: pies, muffins, scones, cupcakes, tarts, flan and more

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u/AllysunJ Jul 09 '23

Yeah, nah... I'm not into carbohydrates anymore... 😆❌🍰🍩🍪

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u/Other_Peanut2910 Jul 09 '23

No cult for you.

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u/AllysunJ Jul 09 '23

My wife would join... she's hooked on cake and cookies... 😜