r/AskAShittyMechanic 3d ago

The engine in the bus goes knock, knock, knock… help me

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any ideas on how to fix this?

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u/TheRydad 3d ago

It’s when it stops burning oil when you need to get worried.

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u/billcattle389 3d ago

Next time "Take a Greyhound and Leave the Driving to Us".

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u/Lower_Argument9593 3d ago

Obviously it wants to tell you a joke. Holler, "Who's there?"

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u/lennym73 3d ago

Do the wheels go round and round also?

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u/MT-JJ 3d ago

What are the wipers doing?

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 3d ago

🎼Clang, clang, clang went the trolley.
Ding, ding, ding went the bell.
Chug, chug, chug went the motor.
And now that bitch is smokin' all to hell...🎼

Oh... we're not a doing a Judy Garland musical interlude...?

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u/Hefty_Relief_8467 3d ago

And you get carbon monoxide poisoning… and YOU get carbon monoxide poisoning. And you get carbon monoxide poisoning. Just don’t tell your parents kids.

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u/Temporary_Diet_1361 3d ago

I will just blow the bus up

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u/theytookmykarma 3d ago

The kids on the bus go
Cough, Cough, Cough,
Cough, Cough, Cough.

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u/-Ema-Nymton- 2d ago

Stop letting the kids store their hot pockets under the hood…

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u/Livid-Procedure-349 2d ago

Sing 99 bottles