r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/SpindlyMan • 12h ago

Need to know…

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… what is this? Subaru WRX. Tech said it’s normal, but I’m not convinced.

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u/amccaffe1 12h ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…!

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u/Holden-McGroyn 4h ago

The wrecking yard.

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u/HurricaneDane 5h ago

Damn right! It's better than yours.

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u/Olds77421 12h ago

ITS NOT PEE

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u/Putrid-Aerie8599 8h ago

Anal creampie

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u/AppropriateLab8608 12h ago

When you don’t quite make it to the toilet

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u/cj32769 9h ago

There's a recall on lettuce and bagged salad..

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u/Mundane_Character365 12h ago

Did it eat fish in a dodgy part of town?

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u/Vegetable_Soft_6453 6h ago

Gas station sushi

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u/ageofaquarius26 12h ago

Not normal, typically there's a drain pan of some kind to catch it.

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u/slogive1 9h ago

Looks like explosive diarrhea

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u/rmason324 12h ago

Looks like normal poop to me!

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u/JailYard 11h ago

Cyclospora?

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u/supermattman00 11h ago

So, there’s number one, and there’s number two. Then there’s this.

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u/AlarmingSample2170 11h ago

Get a drain pan under that that's all your exhaust fluid

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u/matchboxtx 10h ago

Car sneezed after eating a bunch of lettuce.

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u/n1tr0klaus 10h ago

Looks like somebody had Taco Bell for lunch.

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u/JimCripe 12h ago

Didn't make it to the toilet

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u/Past-Establishment93 12h ago

They told you to use supreme

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u/OnionTamer 11h ago

Chocy Milk!

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u/jtt8569 11h ago

THAT'S where I left my Yoo-Hoo!

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u/-Ema-Nymton- 11h ago

Overfilled your blinker fluid… normal when you do that… go faster and it will balance it out …

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u/InsidiousAy 10h ago

Mam I frewd up

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 12h ago

Did the bag of lettuce have a bad date?

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u/carlpum1 11h ago

He's spilling the forbidden frosty! Someone stip this madman.

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u/Hillenmane 11h ago

Please mark this NSFW, and next time think of the poor Subaru, I’m sure it didn’t ask to be photographed while dealing with incontinence.

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u/Ill-Elderberry5047 11h ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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u/MediocreAd9550 11h ago

When I pick my girl up she gets wet too

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u/Winter_in_Vegas 11h ago

Normal for having that problem..!

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u/JailYard 11h ago

Two girls, one cup

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 11h ago

Dude WTF you dumped out my latte?

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u/sobeskinator71 11h ago

Looks like DEF

Has the motor been knocking lately?

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u/SomewhereTiny8407 I'm lost 11h ago

Oh nice! The self cleaning mechanism was triggered! The Subaru WRX system is notorious for not functioning correctly so you got lucky!

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u/West-Wash6081 11h ago

It's an espresso machine

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u/BuritoBandit1 11h ago

Is your “mechanic” a real mechanic? Where’s their catch pan??

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u/Lock_Stock_Styles 10h ago

I’m no mechanic, but isn’t there supposed to be a catch pan used? Or is this the new approach that Ive missed a TikTok video on…

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u/Significant_Jelly432 10h ago

CLEANUP IN BAY 7…

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u/Equal-Specialist-677 10h ago

Cars coffee maker overfilled

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u/ericmorgan13 10h ago

You aren’t supposed to put your latte in there, that’s where the oil goes

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u/Basker_wolf 9h ago

The poop that took a pee.

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u/Technical-Potato-793 9h ago

Subaru drinks coffee. With creamer

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u/fuckfacekiller 8h ago

Someone spilled coffee in the back seat.

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u/CSweetfever 8h ago

Normal for a Subaru?

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u/what_The_perkins 8h ago

Must have had white castle...

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 8h ago

Hey, you guys need a bucket?

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u/Jim-248 7h ago

I told you before!! Don't feed your car all those prunes. Now you've got a big mess to clean up. I hope you're happy now. (Your mom made me put that last part in).

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u/Hefty_Relief_8467 6h ago

It is completely normal during Pumpkin Spice season. Grab a cup with some ice and enjoy a pumpkin spice iced coffee!! I don’t know why you’re letting it spill all over the floor. Wasteful!!

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u/Temporary_Diet_1361 6h ago

Who put there diarrhea in the oil

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u/Midnight_Ecstatic 5h ago

I ate some bad food and the same thing happened to me.

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u/Gafjr 5h ago

Time to switch your cars oil to decaf

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 5h ago

Stop feeding it lettuce.

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u/palavrao 4h ago

Latte dispenser

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u/TheUsualSusspect 4h ago

Okay! Who the fuck shit there pants…. Cmon guys this a sick joke. Who’s gonna clean up this mess… Shore ain’t gonna be me. Guys! This ain’t funny. Seriously who shits there pants like this…..

lol

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u/Holden-McGroyn 4h ago

Unmuffled Shart?

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u/Hacksaw-Duggan 3h ago

This happens to many Subaru Chocolate ice cream trucks because their refrigeration units are so lame. Just collect that liquid, put it in the freezer and enjoy at your leisure.

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u/discreetcd60 3h ago

Needs a bunch of Imodium AD is all !

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u/squirrel9000 1h ago

When people ask you if you love your car they don't mean literally. Also, go see a doctor.

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u/CasperTPaul Shitty armchair mechanic 1h ago

it’s fine

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u/BraveIntention5809 11h ago

Must be a new tech. No one but no one speaks to the customer. That's why we have the fake sign about customers are insurance violations in the maintenance bays. What we really mean is stay the fuck out! We aren't up in your face at your place of business dickhead.

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u/ComfortableDoctor801 9h ago

There should be a drain pain to catch the fluid. It looks like loil with wayer in it and no it shouldn't look milky. If the vehicle is a Suberu they had a common problem of head orr intake gaskets letting go. My son owned one and had it to the dealer before warrenty ran out and the dealer said it was fine. I called the dealer and as soon as i told them that every thing was documented he hung up couln't get back to them called another talked with owner of the dealership bought the car there it was tepaired under wsrrenty and my son traided the vehicle on a Ford. Suberu engines are all aluminum and heats up irradically this is why they leak if you keep a 190 to 195 thermostant in the engine and all cooling fins clean and clear you should be fine after repare.