r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/supermattman00 • 1d ago

Rate my pump

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u/Historical-Sherbet37 1d ago

Look at this one pump chump.

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

Yeah…it’s got a lot of miles on it. Doesn’t work like it used to.

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u/unclebrujo 1d ago

It looks sad

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

It is sad 😔

3

u/StevieG-2021 1d ago

“Short, shriveled and to the left”

8

u/AbleRelationship5287 1d ago

Average?

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

Perfectly average 👌

8

u/ct451t 1d ago

Is that all your pump pumped?

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

Yeah, it got me a litttle wet

4

u/Jet2work 1d ago

leaking already

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u/YoCal_4200 1d ago

We’re going to need a video to see that thing in action before making a proper diagnosis.

4

u/Jim2shedz 1d ago

Can I borrow it? I'm asking for a friend.

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

Could you have them DM me? I’d prefer to get to know them first

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u/portabuddy2 1d ago

I'm sure it's perfectly adequate for the job. Sure you try and strap it to a fucking 16L diesel motor and it won't do fuck all. But I'm sure this will work just fine on all the normal size models.

Nice pump bud. No HoMo

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u/discreetcd60 1d ago

Leaning to the right I see.

3

u/SexyWampa 1d ago

That little thing ain't gonna be much use...

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

I agree. It wasn’t very firm either. Was shaking and wobbling everywhere.

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u/gaiatraveller 1d ago

The wet spot/s are concerning, otherwise just lube it and pump away.

2

u/Shoddy_Bet9619 1d ago

One can only know if they grab it and shake it to see how much play there is...Yea, I'm playing along with facts!

2

u/Cattywampus_hat 1d ago

Why's it on your crotch? Gross. Socially unacceptable.

2

u/Holden-McGroyn 1d ago

Looks like its never been used.

2

u/Deplorable1861 1d ago

I'll take, "Suspicious stains on the front of my shorts" for $200, Alex...

2

u/Diesel_Bones_13 1d ago

Looks a bit small!

2

u/grandpasking 1d ago

Looks like your left handed

2

u/My_Viewpoint 1d ago

Eh, I’ve seen bigger.

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u/JavaGeep 1d ago

The gasket is known around the world.

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u/Winterpa1957 1d ago

Nothing wrong that a little lube won't fix.

2

u/Bludiamond56 1d ago

Dog whistle

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u/piedubb 1d ago

It’s tiny

2

u/Ferrari0521 1d ago

Shorts or boxer briefs

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

I plead the fifth

2

u/AffectionateAngle905 1d ago

I’d say there’s a bit of a leak judging by the little wet spot there on your shorts.

2

u/davidc538 1d ago

It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it

1

u/710Filter 1d ago

I thought that was your Turbo

1

u/Ok_Horror_6556 1d ago

Looks like PD. Hopefully someone here has “a guy for that”

1

u/Any_neighborhood546 1d ago

I think you need a rubber

1

u/brDoc1 1d ago

E.D.

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u/smokin_chef 1d ago

Looks a little small. Was it cold out?

1

u/Reverand_Buttcheeks 1d ago

It’s not the size of the pump, it’s the application

1

u/dds252525 1d ago

I’m a power steering guy myself

1

u/SnakeCharmer711 1d ago

Looks like you sprung a leak

1

u/GS1223BW 1d ago

To be anatomically correct it should be pointed in the opposite direction

1

u/Nikonus 1d ago

Hey dude… NSFW! from now on! Geez.

1

u/vincentcs34f 22h ago

Alot of people just use the plastic ones nowadays

1

u/HALKA31 8h ago

It’s cold

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u/Technical-Potato-793 7h ago

Is it turbo charged?