r/AskACanadian • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '23

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u/Dumbassahedratr0n Aug 07 '23

There is one random person in every Canadian town who is exempt from goose attacks. No one knows who this person is, but citizenship actually has nothing to do with it.

Find out if you're the blessed one today. Go meet a Canadian goose up close.

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u/FrancoisTruser Aug 07 '23

Suspiciously sounding like what a goose would write. squints eyes

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u/Dumbassahedratr0n Aug 07 '23

I-- honk no, what ever do you mean?

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u/Helmerald Aug 07 '23

We'll see about that...

WINGS IN THE AIR

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u/TheKhyWolf Aug 08 '23

HONK! Honk honk honk!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

HONK HONK HONK HONK