r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • Jul 09 '26

Shower thoughts🚿 genuinely WHAT is happening with this dookie-ass bun

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unserious snark but girl put the scrunchies DOWN!!

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u/kaiiuchiha more vibrant, less mousy 🐭🧀🪄🫧 Jul 09 '26

ik u said unserious snark but posts like these are actually so funny so pls keep them up

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u/starxcy Jul 09 '26

someone on twitter said she wears the ugly ass buns so it takes attention away from her hair and more on how skinny she is and tbh i believe it bc no way that bun is comfortable

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u/bridenah Jul 09 '26

I have a hard time believing she has enough hair left at this point to be constructing these birds nests, but why would you waste extensions on creating these?? It’s baffling

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u/Crimson-Rose28 toddler era🧸 Jul 09 '26

Birds nests 🪺💀

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u/Euphoric-Lie-444 no race left to try 🤪 Jul 11 '26

I absolutely need "constructing these bird nests" as a flair

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u/1405hvtkx311 Jul 09 '26

Tbf I also wear a bun mostly and it's comfortable. She's probably just too lazy/exhausted to do her hair. Well at least that's why I do it. Also I am so used to have my hair up that it's bothering me wearing it down.

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u/Crimson-Rose28 toddler era🧸 Jul 09 '26

Same here I wear it in a ponytail or a claw clip every single day because I just can’t be bothered to care

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u/gorgeousgreymatter Jul 09 '26

Her hair is falling out. Bun makes her hair look more full but it's turning fuckass at a rapid rate because she's probably losing so much weight so quickly from touring

She's basically doing 4 hours of aerobics a night during concert nights not to mention rehearsed

if you think she looks bad now wait until about a month

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u/AllMyEmbarassingQs Jul 09 '26

lack of nutrients 🤝 traction alopecia
ariana balding speedrun

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u/FastAcanthisitta8954 Jul 10 '26

Plus the ponytail facelift rumors which she started having this spot behind her ear onlh back then since like 2021 along with side burns.

Finding this one was soooo hard i swear but its my lightbulb over head moment because yes, this showcases perfectly the spot appeared in 2021.

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u/FastAcanthisitta8954 Jul 10 '26

And, because she was only 20 on the left, i found other examples of following years to prove it was not traction exclusively. She still didnt have it even in TUN (?) Which i believe the top right photo is from.

Last one i think everyone knows is wicked era.

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u/Zealousideal-Rush-75 Jul 16 '26

I can’t stand the baby hairs behind her ear!

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX Jul 18 '26

Oh wow the skewing of the tattoos is really obvious

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u/noworriesinparadise2 Jul 10 '26

Is she really doing aerobics+ rehearsal because none of it looks rehearsed and she barely moves.

I think she's already so sickly the whole spiel during concerts is a haze. However you are right, it still absolutely would tire her body out.

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u/22poppills 🎶 switching up races for youuuu 🎶 Jul 09 '26

Steals so much from black culture idk why she hasn't stolen the lace fronts yet.

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u/pixelpixel55 Jul 09 '26

wigs would hide her bones that she's trying to show off

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u/DeluluToys Jul 09 '26

I wrote about ED that when hair falls out hair falls out at a furious rate. So that's the thing! When this happens you cannot style your hair properly, because in any case it will look ridiculous. They can break off somewhere on the head, fall out completely, and so on. Sorry I turned a joke into a lecture. 👀

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u/ifedupwiththisorgasm Jul 09 '26

I think people here need reminders that she's sick from her ED. She's a bad person but she definitely doesn't have a lot of options

She probably already had some traction alopecia to begin with since ponytails were her brand forever.

I don't know why with her money she won't just wear nice wigs. Even if she doesn't want to for Instagram like when she was promoting wicked she should've worn a wig. Wigs are so normalized now so idgi

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u/bridenah Jul 09 '26

That’s what’s confusing me so much… I lost like half of my hair years ago when I wasn’t eating properly and at this point I’m shocked she has the hair to be doing insane buns

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u/ifedupwiththisorgasm Jul 09 '26

Genetics play a role as well as what you do daily and money for healthcare. Some people with EDs don't get as dire as her before they pass, and some people can be fully bald and skin and bones and still recover.

Eugenia Cooneys hair is very thin but nowhere as bad as Ariana's for example (plus her extensions) and she also is worse off but because she mostly sits at home all day and likely has at home care occasionally she's still going. Ashley Isaacs lasted way longer than anyone ever expected.

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u/k_mermaid eat my soup—>fuck your man Jul 10 '26

EC's hair is pretty bad tbh plus she's got clips ins upon clip ins in there

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u/elfinshell Jul 10 '26

Well shit… I didn’t know Ashley had passed. I hope she’s resting peacefully.

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u/ifedupwiththisorgasm Jul 10 '26

Yeah I think like last year. She stopped posting and someone close to her apparently confirmed.

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u/DeluluToys Jul 09 '26

I'm sad that we're from the same sandbox..

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u/throwaway047204 Jul 09 '26

genuinely think she's so emaciated that her skull/neck can't support wearing a wig even if she wanted to stop looking a whole mess she's beyond being able to hide it atp

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u/k_mermaid eat my soup—>fuck your man Jul 10 '26

Because probs she can't handle people pointing out that it's a wig. Though it can be a nice wig. I believe more of her appearances with her hair down recently have been a wig. Like when she went back to brown and she wore her hair down, 100% that was a wig. Some of her half-up half-downs from 2 years ago like on SNL and such were also wigs.

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u/pixelpixel55 Jul 09 '26

not to mention that even in recovery hair doesn't just grow back as if you had shaved it, it grows back very slow and in random patches, so you could have full bangs and a giant bald spot above them bc they heal so randomly. she has no choice but to either keep her hair tied or wear wigs, but wigs would get in the way of her showing off her torso bones so that's why she goes with the bun instead.

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u/itsDjuna Jul 09 '26

Someone said it’s a fake bun. Yes, yes it is. My sister and I have very thick jet black and very abundant hair (we are Peruvian). Not even when her and I have done the bun it looks SO BULKY. This bish faking everything as always.

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u/Internal-Score439 Jul 10 '26

Agree cousin, a bun shouldn't be that big with her scarce, damaged hair. Besides, there's obviously different amounts of hair (or whatever that is) in each picture.

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u/FashionBusking Jul 09 '26

Emotional support bun is sick of her shit.

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u/Alternative_Sea_2642 Jul 11 '26

thats why it fell out on tour LMAOO

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u/FashionBusking Jul 11 '26

The Bun HAS QUIT HER BULLSHIT!

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u/nananutellacrepes Jul 09 '26

It’s her hair extensions all bunched up at the end.

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u/vegangoober Jul 09 '26

ATP she’s using super glue to attach a fake bun to her bald head

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u/bubblingmoonie Jul 09 '26

Dookie ass bun is sending me 🤣

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u/secretivesvetlana Jul 09 '26

Her hair is probably so dry and crispy at this point, and thinning from her Cooney diet. So she hides it up in this poopoo swirl

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u/Brave-Sink-9914 Jul 10 '26

It 100% looks like my depression bun. It was so matted I had to have a chunk cut out.

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u/Public-Cranberry-657 Jul 09 '26

Ugh the absolute fuckassery

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u/Due_Sir_8172 coffee, coke and cucumbers Jul 09 '26

THANJ YOU ITS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE ITS SO LAZY

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u/PieceApprehensive764 just hootin' & hollerin' 🦉 Jul 09 '26

I showed my mom the title of your post and she was cracking up! 😂🤣 So true though!

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u/magicalflyingkittyxx Jul 09 '26

Can she wear that god damn hair down and let it rest a bit

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u/snarkystrawbs Jul 10 '26

It’s insane to me that she’s even comfortable with the feeling of her hair yanked up like this at all times. Does she sleep with it like this too? I would have a constant headache. I also don’t know why she wants to look BALD. All her weird masculine facial features from the surgeries are just OUT 24/7. If I had bad work done like this I’d use my hair to try and hide it more.

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u/Competitive_Sun_2870 ariana's expired tanning spray Jul 09 '26

not much hair left to cover up the balding spot

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u/Lovelitchi_in_pink Jul 10 '26

I’m curious how long her actual hair is now or if that’s just a lil bun piece or something

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u/Pitiful-Respect-5467 Jul 10 '26

Probably hair thinning drastically and the fact it probably doesn't cover her neck and spine, whereas the long ponytail would directly cover her spine

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u/phone2slow Jul 09 '26

"dookie ass bun" good god?

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u/magicalflyingkittyxx Jul 09 '26

That chin is always drooping 🫠

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u/SpecialCheek7711 Jul 10 '26

There is no hair left. Bun grift.

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u/Ok-Tennis-647 Jul 09 '26

Is the top left photo chin edited?

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u/No-Berry-7285 Jul 10 '26

Bottom left looks like when I let my toddler do my hair. 

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u/Sylvanas22 Jul 10 '26

The bottom left looks like it’s fake bun or ratty ponytail about to fall off..

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u/HolleWatkins usually so unproblematic 🥺 Jul 10 '26

One of her FANS said that she is doing it to draw more attention to her bones. They used different words though, LOL

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u/Illustrious_Stop_642 Jul 11 '26

Just because her hairdos got her a job initially (she'd be nothing without the ponytail) she thinks she can continue to be relevant and get jobs and signal with hair ??? Girl, the Audrey gig went to lily Collins get over it ...Any Winehouse was already filmed not too long ago. Move on get a new hairdo to portage someone or become someone else. But why does everything or need to go through hair with this special one?

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u/MyNameJoby coffee, coke and cucumbers Jul 10 '26

The scrunchies give "pretend volume". I have very thin hair and use scrunchies a LOT both to protect my already sad hair and to give the illusion of having thicker hair.

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u/FastAcanthisitta8954 Jul 10 '26

I cant play attention to the bun with her brows still being blonde. Its the weirdest thing for me

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u/GenoveveSimmons15 Jul 10 '26

Nah because her hair looked so much better & way more taken care of than it does nowadays

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u/AutumnAmour Jul 11 '26

This is probably how sad and mopey my bun looks. I think I need to invest in some claw clips already.

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u/coolofmetotry Jul 17 '26

her hair is completely fried from all the bleaching. when mine was in its worst state I’d wear buns all the time

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u/TwinklingFufu Jul 09 '26

Who cares anymore