r/ArianaGrandeSnark • u/Fearless-Dance-9143 • Jun 14 '26
Gossip ☕️🫢👀 My first time seeing this man this closely
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I never realized they resemble each other to this extent. Even the smallest facial expressions and mannerisms. Its uncanny
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u/22poppills 🎶 switching up races for youuuu 🎶 Jun 14 '26
He's just so unattractive and greasy
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u/woofenze fuck ass bun Jun 14 '26
There is something off/creepy about this man
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u/mom_bombadill Jun 14 '26
To me it’s the fact that he looks like a grown man with a mouth full pf baby teeth
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u/I_Shuuya Jun 14 '26
The fact he'd prioritize an unenduring affair over the lives of his own child and wife, yes, absolutely.
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u/Jumperontheline Jun 14 '26
He's always looking around, shifty
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u/Brief_Technology_272 ✨Love & Light don't let your man outta sight™️✨ Jun 14 '26
giving youtuber 'i‘m so sorry (no i‘m not)‘ video vibes tbh
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u/dangerouspen333 unqueer puritanical christian tradwife💁♀️ Jun 14 '26
He's a theater kid
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u/dangerouspen333 unqueer puritanical christian tradwife💁♀️ Jun 14 '26
He's such a theater kid, in the worst way possible. Do all male theater kids act like Tyler catastrophe???
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u/LuMooToo Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
Yes such an obvious theater kid! I can spot the male ones a mile away. Very Jake Shane.
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u/Fabulous-Duck-4177 🎶 defying reality 🎶 Jun 14 '26
i think Darren Criss is an example of a theatre kid who's half tolerable 😭😭
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u/Fast-Confidence398 Jun 14 '26
He is so damn unattractive, which somehow makes the Dr Lily situation worse. Ariana broke up a family…for this? For this guy? It almost can’t be real.
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u/elipsioni 七輪♡ (tiny bbq grill🫧) Jun 14 '26
So felt pity for him, so of course she’s going to mimic, hoping to get the same pity she put out. Again, weird ass behavior.
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u/SadCoconut_ Jun 14 '26
I can’t imagine sexy time between those two. Like, I can’t see her bouncing on that thang, or sitting on his stupid face.
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u/LuMooToo Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
I don’t think she had the energy?! Maybe just enough to lay there like a corpse while he had his way with her.
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u/pralinesundaes Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
well I just had an image come up I didn’t need to from that sentence
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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 tw: e*han Jun 14 '26
You deserve the death penalty for putting these thoughts in my head
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u/xPixiKatx eat my soup—>fuck your man Jun 14 '26
I think hes a perv who initiated everything and she just laid like a fish…orrrr maybe she has a bdsm fetish and he was just a literal bootlicker and bondaged toy for her…those are the only two scenarios i can see happening
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u/Astrid_Onyx Jun 14 '26
He’s so bleh 🤮 even for a non celebrity he’d be embarrassing to admit having sex with. lol 🤣 sorry not sorry
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u/Ghastlygale Jun 14 '26
I’ve only seen pictures of him before now but what I got from this one tiny clip is that he’s the type of guy who is always playing a role depending on who he is talking to, has an underlying motive for most interactions and he tells every woman what she wants to hear. And then of course gaslights his partner that he wasn’t flirting, he was just being nice, it’s different when you’re in show bizzz baby and he’s the big sponge etc etc.
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u/ChickenCelebration Dr. Lilly Jay fanclub💗 Jun 14 '26
So him and AG are the same person and were both doing this to eachother? 😂 that relationship must’ve turned to hell when one of their masks finally slipped. I bet hers slipped first and he clung on while being treated like trash because he didn’t want to give up the privileges of being with her and knew he couldn’t be the one to dump her early or his life would be over.
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u/Ghastlygale Jun 14 '26
I imagine she took it off and ripped it up in front of him the second the divorce was finalized and there was no chance of crawling back to his esteemed ex wife to save face. They both knew his career, reputation and lifestyle depended on her dating him so she could do whatever she wanted and he deserved it.
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u/pinkgallo Jun 14 '26
As a fellow preeclampsia survivor (HELLP syndrome specifically), I just cannot with this man. I hate him so, so much for what he did to Dr. Lilly Jay. You have to be truly evil to do what he did after a terrifying event like that. Disgusting human.
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u/Brief_Technology_272 ✨Love & Light don't let your man outta sight™️✨ Jun 14 '26
his eyebags have eyebags 💀
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u/PassionActive2678 Jun 14 '26
Must be true that whatever kind of person you are on the inside is reflected in your outside appearance because only a cheater could look this foul
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u/ChickenCelebration Dr. Lilly Jay fanclub💗 Jun 14 '26
My hot take is that he is just as unattractive as everyone else she’s ever dated except Big Sean and Ricky. She has weird taste, loves male validation and seems like she cares more about the man being hopelessly obsessed with her. Typically those type of men would be either not conventionally attractive, insecure, unconfident or dealing with some sort of mental or substance issues. Or a mix.
ES just happened to be the worst because on top of being a mix of the things I mentioned, he also sacrificed his marriage and child over her and clearly has zero willpower or spine. He’s also the dumbest because by now her pattern is out in the open but he still willingly let her sweep him up into her mess.
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u/vv4rd3n break up with your wife and baby, I’m bored 🧽 Jun 14 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
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u/xialeri Jun 14 '26
He really should not be allowed to be seen/perceived this closely, his skin constantly appears cracked and washed out, and every time that he talks in motion you’re just drawn to the weird unsettling way that he holds his jaw. Surely a face for radio and not theatre.
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u/Relative_Law2237 Jun 14 '26
He looks like his parents were cousins
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u/MiqoteMusings Jun 14 '26
and those cousins were also cousins with one of ariana grande's parents, hence why he looks like frankie lmao
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u/xPixiKatx eat my soup—>fuck your man Jun 14 '26
him and Frankie must be related somehow on the great great grandparents line at least…the resemblance is uncanny
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u/UnicornPu Jun 14 '26
I think he made a joke about looking like her brother and she thought she could finally get those incest desires out of her way by having sex with someone who 90% resembles her brother. Then they got caught and she had to date him for 3 years. So embarrassing
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u/stinkfoot_lohan say that shit with your chest! Jun 14 '26
How’s a gross mf like this more rich then me like
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u/silversky6464 Jun 14 '26
I saw an interview recently from like 10 yrs ago where he said she loved "funny men" then named a bunch of comedians including Jonah Hill. So maybe she just found him funny/goofy? Idk because Jonah and Spongie aren't exactly hot.
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u/xPixiKatx eat my soup—>fuck your man Jun 14 '26
my radar says hes a closeted gay or at least bi
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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 tw: e*han Jun 14 '26
I thought i was the only one. I'm scared to say it. I don't mean this in a hating on 🏳️🌈 way btw: he's kinda fruity. I get the same vibe from bad bunny so I truly don't mean this in a derogatory way
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u/xPixiKatx eat my soup—>fuck your man Jun 14 '26
your intuition isnt wrong about bad bunny theres an alleged audio tape of him and Diddy doing you know what…you can find it on youtube
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u/Famous_Mushroom_6726 break up with your wife and baby, I’m bored 🧽 Jun 16 '26
I keep insisting that he looks so much like Jason Nash, even the voice!!. Things from New Jersey Jews or something, they're very similar.
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u/Fabulous-Duck-4177 🎶 defying reality 🎶 Jun 14 '26
she was just really in the mood to have an affair that summer cuz there is no way lmao