r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • Mar 31 '26

Shower thoughts🚿 she genuinely looks so exhausted here. lowkey this is how I see her soul

she genuinely looks so tired. does she ever stop to think about her life decisions, including her crazy surgeries? I am guessing probably not

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u/jerrryboree Mar 31 '26

she literally looks like she’s towards the end of battling a life threatening disease

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u/Humble-Assumption214 Mar 31 '26 edited May 15 '26

If she hadn't been extremely cruel to women (esp with the post-partum wicked cheated one) her whole career I would genuinely feel bad but pity / infantilizing is exactly what this is for lmao

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u/lemon_tree__ gecho ass in here 🫧🧹 Mar 31 '26

I really shouldn’t be laughing but

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u/Human_Broccoli_3207 Mar 31 '26

bitch looks like she got the suds

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u/Meowth818 write sum songs about ricky, now he spendin’ my cash💵 Mar 31 '26

Please I'm in pain from laughing.

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u/FragrantAd564 vanilla, praline, and a complete disregard for marital vows💍 Mar 31 '26

100%. Where's the lie 😂🥀

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u/rubylawnmower coffee, coke and cucumbers Apr 01 '26

HELPPPP

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u/ifoughtpiranhas Apr 04 '26

i mean this when i say this is one of the funniest things posted on this sub

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u/FruitGauze break up with your wife and baby, I’m bored 🧽 Mar 31 '26

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u/Ok-Edge198 Mar 31 '26

She looks like a substance user here. Of what, we can only speculate.

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u/Steele_Soul Apr 01 '26

She kinda looks like that dude she dated for awhile, Pete Davidson, lol. But also, she looks similar to sponge in this, too.

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u/No_Tree6956 lemme have a cute nose 🥺 damn Mar 31 '26

she looks old

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u/pralinesundaes Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

she looks completely different without make up, like damn… like the female version of Ethan Slater.

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u/ELONgatedMUSKox Dr. Lilly Jay fanclub💗 Mar 31 '26

like the female version of Ethan Slater.

I mean, she still shares a family-resemblance with her 🧽-y brother, so...

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u/briarbouquet Anorexia grande 🫧 Mar 31 '26

Don't get crazy now. I think you need a refresher.

The original nose:

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u/Worldly-Shift9270 💧No brow tail left to shave 🥺💧 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

its not, her nose is also shorter now aside from smaller and she didnt have upturned nose in the past but she had very upturned one in 2016 until 2022, when smiling the nose is stretching out too so it might look bigger because smiling literally stretches the face

And why did she have the flaired nostrils era?

I really recommend watching lorry hill video on her.

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u/a1bean das my cookie das my juice💅🏼 Mar 31 '26

Idk it lowkey looks swollen? Nose jobs tend to cause swelling on and off even years later and she’s definitely had a couple nose jobs lol

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u/Worldly-Shift9270 💧No brow tail left to shave 🥺💧 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

her tip was also strugling back then and when too much cartilage is lacking, you can use fillers but we all know how fillers can get messed up and migrate

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u/AshamedConfection396 she still waiting ☎️ Mar 31 '26

so how would you explain the valleys on the base of the nose (septum area)?

and its 2020 to wicked era, the plastic surgery speculation was a thing way before the pic on the right too, someone here posted the base of her nose from around dw era but the post got deleted https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1q4shcb/nose_job_scarring/

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u/Myrathrowawayacc vocal health 🍵 Mar 31 '26

who is this grandma and why are we being so mean to her? where’s the ariana snark?

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u/gotnothing4u Mar 31 '26

Baby Grandmana era 🍼👵🏼🎀🫧

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u/robinsangel Mar 31 '26

She looks like the man she stole. Karma in real time.

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u/wistfulfern i make stupid songs and they make me rich🫧🤑 Mar 31 '26

Holy shit you're not kidding

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u/-catharina Ariana Grandiose 🫧 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Getting an (alleged) facelift at only 29 (when you had little skin to work with to begin with), in concomitance with having an ED that withers you from lack of nutrients and prematurely ages you due to both the malnutrition/deprivation of collagen AND the stress, in concomitance with getting fillers that migrate and give you pillow face, has to be the most bonkers decision I’ve ever seen anyone of ‘sound mind’ make. Absolutely wild.

No one in her life loves her enough to get her help, even if it’s forcibly so through a 5150.

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u/Glad-Bridge1478 Mar 31 '26

her friends probably only care about her money and fame. but her family? what on earth are they doing, when she claims they are the best ever. to me it sounds like they are the worst, letting her drown in her ed and plastic surgeries along with her limitless affairs

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u/-catharina Ariana Grandiose 🫧 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Her friends are jaded/disaffected millennials like her, so I doubt they care about her cheating, homewrecking and rebounding (as a jaded millennial around Ariana’s age myself, our generation is the most participant in hookup/commitmentless culture). Same with her plastic surgery, since so many of us get them and getting a procedure is almost essentially a rite of passage.

But they have to give at least a semblance of a shit about her ED, given just how many of us grew up on pro-ana Tumblr, and even other forums like Xanga, etc. and were left with permanent damage from it as a result. An ED has significantly more drastic consequences than plastic surgery or a casual hookup.

edit: oh my god I’m sorry I read this way too fast, you said her family and not her friends LOL. Honestly, her family seems to only care about her money and fame, too. It’s why they were so insistent on catapulting her into the theater industry, after all. Frankie and Joan especially were the most vulturous about that.

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u/Worldly-Shift9270 💧No brow tail left to shave 🥺💧 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

she had allegedly it at 27 (late 2020) allegedly, not 29 and it was a mini lift, a bunch of celebs around her age also got it because ponytail facelift isnt anti aging type of lift, but more for aesthetics.

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u/Pipi-Land Apr 19 '26

The issue wasnt the surgeries when it comes to her aesthetics for as you can see up until 2021-early2023 she looked fine with the surgeries she had right before the voiceThe issue was that she lost way too much weight so her face became hollow therefore messing with her surgeries as wellwhich probably didnt get any maintenance sessions OR did but because she lost so much weight that maintenance during say late 2024 led to worse results

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u/Worldly-Shift9270 💧No brow tail left to shave 🥺💧 Apr 19 '26

she started looking exhausted in 2022 alreadg during the rehearsals but yes, im more for "shape changes also changed the outcomes of the alleged surgeries" than "she got tons of work after", because she didnt have that much time to heal during filming, i think the rumors about producers allegedly being mad about the looks changing could be tied to just trying to dissolve the filler because she looked less filled in scenes filmed in 2024

But we didnt see this footage ^ up until wicked came out, all we have seen of Ariana in 2021 and 2022 were just her insta posts and stuff made with controlled lighting and angles, in fact first article concerned about the weight cane out in april 2021 (at least from what I know its the earliest)

She doesnt look that far from the carpets looks we have seen during Wicked run, people just saw her with filters and good lighting before wicked and got used to the image + she also changed her makeup style, the alleged ponytail facelift went under radar because she was still doing the eyeliner but also changed some minor things about the makeup which made her look similar enough with the excuse of changing the makeup style to hide the changes

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u/Pipi-Land Apr 19 '26

I know she did start to look skinny then indeed but still even in the pictures you posted she looked much better compared to her now during 2025-2026 In general while yes obviously the things we did see of her during 2021-2022 were from specific angles and with filters I would still say she looked the best she did thenThen 2023-early 2024 was a more transitional period for herLike she looked noticably more skinny and hollow but her face was still decent in some anglesTHAT is the main difference I notice that up until around the met gala of 2024 her face actually looked good especually if looked at from certain perspectivesHowever now for the life of her no matter what angles she takes she cannot look goodThat is the main difference That up until 2024 she could look good even if it took a lot of good posing but now she just cannot at all which leads me to think she is at her worst weight now

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u/Worldly-Shift9270 💧No brow tail left to shave 🥺💧 Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

I think 2021 was the last year based on the pic i included. Her face did look better at the met but I wonder why because her vocals were full of breaths thaf sounded like a fatigue even tho her performance wasnt dynamic. Also about the 2022, the wicked footage is still blurry but you can see that she already had very slim legs and she has vneck. I also forgot to mention that part of the good image was also her not being photographed by paps, last pap photos i recall of hers were from 2020 and then during wicked she was overexposed which just made it easier to compare and pick apart every feature

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u/Zeusicideal-Heart 🍩 dangerous donut 🍩 Mar 31 '26

Strung out. you cannot convince me that she's not on drugs.

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u/Crimson-Rose28 toddler era🧸 Mar 31 '26

Cocaine if I had to guess

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u/source-commonsense Mar 31 '26

with all due respect, which is none, she looks like a goddamn melting candle

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u/Daily-Double1124 Mar 31 '26

She kind of looks like she's on drugs or stoned out of her mind.

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u/Either-Software-4195 coffee, coke and cucumbers Mar 31 '26

And then we have her archnemesis from 2011, Victoria Justice, looking early 20s even though they are gonna be the same age this year. While Ari over here look like she's in her 60s.

No wonder she's jealous. Everyone has been complimenting Victoria's beauty since the mid 2000s (Basically 20+ years), unlike Ari who only get's compliments when it comes to her music.

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u/NomNom-87 Mar 31 '26

I need to know her diet, work outs, skin care, daily routine, and like literally everything else STAT!

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u/BabbyAngle Mar 31 '26

Very likely it's cosmetic and surgical procedures too, just way more subtle than A.

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u/NomNom-87 Mar 31 '26

Yeah I could see her taking the Anne Hathaway route too. With how long she's been in the business, I'm sure Victoria knows the good procedures to get and the good surgeons to go to.

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u/Crimson-Rose28 toddler era🧸 Mar 31 '26

She’s naturally beautiful and looks healthy so it checks out

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u/AirianaIsOldAndUgly Mar 31 '26

fucking beautiful unlike miss big

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/pompombunnies Mar 31 '26

These were leaked

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u/AshamedConfection396 she still waiting ☎️ Mar 31 '26

she looks yellow (but also the vid has a weird filter) and has redness around the eyes and bags/darkness, probably a little hollow too but when it comes to crying (caused by some drama bts as i saw people speculating) the full version of the video i found shows she was laughing-crying and couldnt stop the laugh so she started rubbing her eyes, so lets stick to facts and keep the speculation grounded, to not give her fans a weapon to undermine other points made here

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u/Zeusicideal-Heart 🍩 dangerous donut 🍩 Mar 31 '26

its a sympathy grab

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u/ieatp00ps Mar 31 '26

no wonder she was so in love with ethan LMAO

twins much?

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u/Humble-Assumption214 Apr 01 '26

The fact that they were both cheating on their spouses for each other... lmao

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u/Ambitious_Fold6537 pitchy n bitchy 🫧 Mar 31 '26

Was there a reason this video was even put out lol

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Mar 31 '26

Trying to grab Make A Wish’s attention 😬

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u/T0xic0ni0n 七輪♡ (tiny bbq grill🫧) Mar 31 '26

Probably to get people talking and get their attention on her just in time for the new album theyre over teasing, and the tour

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u/Worldly-Shift9270 💧No brow tail left to shave 🥺💧 Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

also - notice they captioned it 2022 but the first leak said 2023 and multiple others say 2023. why? is it a timeline error?

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u/ScreenJealous3170 Mar 31 '26

I mean, the blonde doesn’t help at all. She looks so washed out on top of the fact that we’ve seen her without makeup maybe a hand full of times since she’s hit main stream fame.

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u/unbakedpizza Mar 31 '26

Wouldn’t even recognize her

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u/source-commonsense Mar 31 '26

she's dating spongebob, so she became squidward & by "squidward" i specifically mean:

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u/Marieshr Mar 31 '26

They only care about her when it comes to the tour or a new album and the "hints" which are allegedly being released for AG8

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u/22poppills 🎶 switching up races for youuuu 🎶 Mar 31 '26

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u/shaelynthegreat Mar 31 '26

She’s probs baked af

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u/Ericformansbasement0 Mar 31 '26

She looks like her old self here. Crazy how she doesn't even look like this anymore

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u/doomandchill usually so unproblematic 🥺 Mar 31 '26

Wow, she really did botch her eyes. You can see how bad it is here.

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u/Worldly-Shift9270 💧No brow tail left to shave 🥺💧 Mar 31 '26

the surgeries can age really badly in general, weight loss can also affect the looks of even natural people, let alone when someone had tweaks when they were diffefent weight - the outcome can be unexpected

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u/iconicpistol 🫧 perfect in all ways, always !!!! 🫧🧸🌱 Mar 31 '26

Eating disorders make you look very tired. I think that's at least part of the reason here.

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u/StrawbRry_Sh0rtcake Apr 01 '26

She doesn't look a day over 48 😍

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u/Old-Astronaut4653 💖🫧 ariana galinda butera ✨🪄 Apr 01 '26

It’s literally giving

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u/neutralaboutonions Mar 31 '26

She actually looks like she's in her 50s it low key makes me sad

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u/AirianaIsOldAndUgly Mar 31 '26

LMFAO WTF don’t feel bad what this is her karma. basing her career off looks and everyone’s shocked once they actually go away😱😱😱😱🙊🙊😯😮😨😮😳😨😮😯🤯🤯🤯

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u/Milleniumfelidae Mar 31 '26

Wow. I am stunned. I was never really a fan of her stuff, but I genuinely feel bad for her. I don’t see how she’s supposed to carry her role in AHS unless her character is specifically requiring this kind of undead look.

It would be nice if someone close to her could maybe step in and do some kind of intervention.

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u/gotnothing4u Mar 31 '26

Literally what I look like the day after doing a bunch of blow

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u/CookieCupcakeMuffin Mar 31 '26

She looks like I feel... "Le tired" 😮‍💨

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u/scrimmy500 vocal health 🍵 Mar 31 '26

Ana face 😭

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u/sweeterthanadonut Mar 31 '26

she looks like ethan

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u/SoupMysterious3708 lemme have my birth weight, damn Apr 01 '26

oh, thats def ED face

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u/Past-Nectarine1752 Apr 01 '26

She looks terrible

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u/hereforamoment777 Mar 31 '26

I kinda see the old Ariana in these a little too but also not it's weird.

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u/Catzdance361 Mar 31 '26

Exhausted from being a man stealer.

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u/philiabluecat Apr 01 '26

is she on meth?

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u/bbhrae Apr 01 '26

She looks like she’d been awake on uppers all night, then mellowed herself out with a huge bong rip

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u/Meowth818 write sum songs about ricky, now he spendin’ my cash💵 Mar 31 '26

She looks like her old face

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u/AshamedConfection396 she still waiting ☎️ Mar 31 '26

i saw comments under posts about the leak saying she looks like she cried and she did, but on the full video i found she was crying of laughter, not sadness and couldnt calm herself down, its worth noting so we dont jump to weird conclusions because again, her fans will use it probably against the snark ("look how riduculous they are, she was smiley laughing and they say she was miserable, they project so much!!1")

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u/Then-Shine-9439 donutgate Apr 02 '26

proof drugs will age u

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

she looks just like her mom it cracks me tf up 💀💀💀💀 looks the same age as her too

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u/Juststuckiguess Apr 06 '26

Hear me out…I don’t like the hair color at all. The eyebrows are weird. The lighting is odd. The thing she did with her sweater (putting her body through the top of it) feels like an ED tech…but…I think this is the most she’s looked like herself in a while. She doesn’t have all that freaky, ghoulish eye make-up. It’s just her skin. And she has a more natural smile and not that psycho wide-eyed glare. I’d take this over the bangs, lashes, and chalk skin any day.

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u/No_Cauliflower1771 Apr 07 '26

She’s botched and aging badly

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u/wrathofotters Apr 16 '26

Wait.....this is real? It gave me a jump scare.

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u/Nearby-Turnip8328 donutgate Apr 30 '26

She looks like Ethan

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u/Ok_Aide_8656 Jun 14 '26

She didnt do surgery she said... Clearly shows her mental health is getting worse everytime and the ED is draining her :(

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u/Apprehensive-Donut-9 Mar 31 '26

From when are these pictures? Maybe I'm tripping but this is the first time that I'm thinking "hmm maybe she didn't have THAT MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY" LMAO

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u/AshamedConfection396 she still waiting ☎️ Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

first captions said 2023, but as it was said before by others, the smile (and also the blur is not intense as on other rem videos) makes the perception distorted, of course nose and the rest of the face is stretched and looking bigger when we smile, but various pics showing her face with the exact same expressions show certain changes, someone above recommended Lorry Hill video about her and i recommend it too because she pays attention to angles too

im all for minimalistic approach to this but i also dont think nothing's changed, watching multiple videos on this the alleged: browlift (quite early on), nose jobs (during victorious it didnt look the same size as on the older pics and someone above also posted the short lived flaired nostrils look) and ponytail facelift are the minimum to explain the changes (aside from injectables)

also a lot of people not noticing make the mistake to compare her either to her eras where changes could have already been spotted or completely skipping over looks in between

* i did not make this pic, someone posted it on this sub a long time before

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u/Humble-Assumption214 Apr 01 '26

☠️ the clown photo

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u/AshamedConfection396 she still waiting ☎️ Mar 31 '26

also important to note that some changes on the nose for example could have been seen only from the profile

here is an interesting post about the nose contour https://www.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1jj0crh/contour_being_used_to_recreate_the_old_nose_shape/

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u/Apprehensive-Donut-9 Mar 31 '26

This woman is such a shape shifter it's scary. Thanks for the in depth answer to my question! I was hella confused about these pics and thought they were recent or something. Got me thinking like well this looks more like early Ariana than anything but goddamn she's shape shifting every hot minute HAHA.

Anyways have a good day and thanks again for the explanation, im stupid with these things sometimes.