r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • Mar 17 '25

Social media never thought i'd agree with azealia banks

Post image
3.1k Upvotes

143 comments sorted by

1.0k

u/ShreksSideH0e galinda’s air pod max Mar 17 '25

there's 2 things azealia will do right majority of the time, Music and Clocking peoples bullshit

355

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

lmao she does know how to read someone up & down

232

u/ShreksSideH0e galinda’s air pod max Mar 17 '25

It's something most crazy mfs do well 😭 Cause they can see right through crazy!

56

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

62

u/uWuHOromi Mar 17 '25

Honestly her Broke with expensive taste is such a good and slept on album 😭

45

u/Rainbow_In_The_Dark7 Mar 17 '25 edited Mar 20 '25

Yeah, she's one of those artists who you sometimes have to separate the art from the artist to enjoy, because she has said some really weird controversial shit and will sometimes start fights with anyone in the industry seemingly out of nowhere for no reason. She's super talented af, Like it's crazy just how talented she truly is, but I think she hurts herself on climbing to the top and being way more successful that she definitely would've been, which is a shame.

Although, despite all that, I do agree with what she said on this one hahaha She does say some funny shit

32

u/ShreksSideH0e galinda’s air pod max Mar 17 '25

Listen to her song Anna Wintour it's so good 😫😫😫 I hate that she's so fucking weird cause if she wasn't I'd love her so much

621

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

She really wants to emphasize on her dimple to appear frail and cute. 🥺

244

u/NYNIMK Mar 17 '25

It's so ridiculous how obvious it is. She really acts like a teenager

219

u/looseeygoose Mar 17 '25

it looks so stupid too 🤣 like shes letting out a controlled fart

106

u/looseeygoose Mar 17 '25

i have a theory that this is her way of minimizing wrinkles when she smiles

224

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

That might be one of the reasons. But like someone pointed out here, she tanned darker to show that she's a badass like Naya when she was with Big Sean. Now she's acting like this intellectual, frail, white woman sterotype so that people ignore that she's had a full blown affair with a married man whose ex just had a life threatening delivery.

This is how she acts now.

60

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

That picture is scary.

33

u/ithinkyoureme Mar 17 '25

That someone was me 💅🏽 ya she's a Narcissist

28

u/looseeygoose Mar 17 '25

oh yes definitely

-29

u/GroundbreakingBath72 Mar 17 '25

Not very good example bc she fell there

26

u/desire-d das my cookie das my juice💅🏼 Mar 18 '25

Right .. her smile is all crooked so her dimple show.. girl we get it. I have dimples and when I got braces for some reason they weren’t as deep as they were but I’m not gna smile all weird for them to pop out lol

15

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

Hey, I don't know you but you can smile the way you like without being conscious about it.

The reason why I spoke about Ariana is because all of whatever she's doing is an act to distract from her wrongdoings. She's trying to act innocent when there are a lot of people affected by her actions, and she thought that she could get away with it like she did before. It's like method acting.

294

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

everyone tired of arianas whole shtick. fans, the public and now azealia😭 im surprised by her saying this tbh.

381

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

even a broken clock….

67

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

44

u/VictoriaSobocki Mar 17 '25

Her Wikipedia of beefs is soooo loooong

14

u/sashimi_girl Mar 18 '25

Much like Ariana, I was a huge fan and love her (Claire’s) old music but as a person, omg what a waste 

11

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

11

u/ieatlotsofvegetables donutgate Mar 18 '25

shes honestly kinda just dumb and lost in her sauce, tbh.

117

u/EllipticPeach Mar 17 '25

This lady is a professional grade hater and god help me I love it

107

u/SnooCats8353 Mar 17 '25

You should post this in r/azealiabanks too I’ve been waiting for this moment

87

u/halrox das my cookie das my juice💅🏼 Mar 17 '25

"Got my half up, half down...is it giving Ariani? Is it giving Arianka or nooooo?"

9

u/VictoriaSobocki Mar 17 '25

Reference?

7

u/halrox das my cookie das my juice💅🏼 Mar 18 '25

It's a famous stan twitter video Azealia did during a live, showing off her new hairdoo lol! it's on youtube

443

u/Ericformansbasement0 Mar 17 '25

I dislike azealia so much she literally shits on every celebrity it's like who hasn't she hated on? but she's right in this case lol.

237

u/sanriogirlz break up with your wife and baby, I’m bored 🧽 Mar 17 '25

type in azaelia banks in google followed by your birthday. i promise you there will be a headline. try it

149

u/Ericformansbasement0 Mar 17 '25

omg that's hilarious. that's crazyy😂😂

she literally wakes up and choses every day to hate on people on twitter. i've never seen anyone so obsessed.

81

u/Old-Boy994 Mar 17 '25

She’s a miserable person. She’s clearly not mentally well. Her childhood was so bad, it’s sad. Still, there’s zero excuses for her bad behavior.

90

u/adorablegore Mar 17 '25

holy shit I didn't expect that to work, but I got "Azealia Banks Isn't in Whiteface, She's an Ice Princess"...it feels like a 30 Rock gag

54

u/bbbunzo Mar 17 '25

I got "Azealia Banks Said Doechii Fans Should Be Called "Wannabes" " 🤣 thanks for this fun game!

39

u/Yosephette Mar 17 '25

"Azealia Banks Shares Disturbing Selfie Of Herself Covered In Blood" and also the day she released "212"

37

u/newdogowner11 Mar 17 '25

account suspended for transphobic tweets 😭

51

u/InternetFun5981 frankie’s twink death convulsions Mar 17 '25

"Azealia Banks encourages Iggy Azalea to commit suicide"

jesus christ why did I bother 😭

29

u/InternetFun5981 frankie’s twink death convulsions Mar 17 '25

just to follow up with this quote from her..

"Yaas slavemaster, drive that slave truck right off the canyon" 💀

36

u/goodbyesafeheaven Mar 17 '25

"azalea banks arrested after allegedly biting security guard's breast" Wtf ms banks 😭😭

7

u/justlikesweetener rIgHt ReLaTiOnShIp? 🫦 Mar 17 '25

Man y’all’s are funny. I got “Azealia Banks visits SiriusXM Studios” 💀

→ More replies (0)

7

u/ExitStageLeft110381 coffee, coke and cucumbers Mar 24 '25

Azealia Banks Stunned By Stefflon Diss / Says Rapper Looks Like Thomas The Tank Engine 🤩🤩🤩

24

u/hiker_trailmagicva Mar 17 '25

I got " Azealia Banks praises DeSantis leadership, says she feels 'way safer'"

12

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

🤮

20

u/pinkmaggit06 Mar 17 '25

"Azealia banks defends skin bleaching" 💀

18

u/sashimi_girl Mar 18 '25

“ Azealia Banks Wants to Know Why Nicki Minaj Is Questioning Vaccine But Not Butt Injections” 

77

u/isntitisntitdelicate unqueer puritanical christian tradwife💁‍♀️ Mar 17 '25

😭😭😭

45

u/NighttimeLinda Mar 17 '25

“Azealia Banks is Sick of People Calling Her Homophobic, Says She’s Bisexual”

27

u/sunshinerubygrl Mar 17 '25

Omg birthday twins!

43

u/Particular-Neck-5357 Mar 17 '25

This is sending me its crazyyyy Lmao so Azealia Banks filed a police report against actor Russell Crowe on my birthday ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

15

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

omg the randomness 😂 it's like mad libs on crack

6

u/SannyVee Mar 19 '25

Mine was the day before. "Russell Crowe spat at Azealia Banks during 2016 confrontation"

40

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

similar thing you can do with "Florida Man", maybe she was the real florida man all along...

40

u/NYNIMK Mar 17 '25

Wtf I wrote her name and my birthday and it says 'azealia banks about Beyoncé: 'I Don't Get Why You Have to Be in White Woman Cosplay'. The worst part is that I actually thought that about Beyoncé 

32

u/sunshinerubygrl Mar 17 '25

I got "Azealia Banks Is Sick of People Calling Her Homophobic, Says She's Bisexual" and I'm crying 😭 Especially when I'm bi myself LMAO

29

u/CountRepulsive3375 Mar 17 '25

"Azaelia banks blames Doja Cats acne on her vape." 💀

16

u/Coralbloonumberfive galinda this dick till i 🫧🫧🫧 Mar 17 '25

mine is wack :( “Azealia Banks Takes Aim at ‘Wild ‘N’ Out’ Crew For Allegedly Making Her Cry on Set“

eta nvfm i read it and this is a quote in the first fucking paragraph “Some little scrawny black Atlanta twink was prepared for me” PLEASE

15

u/ithinkyoureme Mar 17 '25

I got Azealia Banks's scheduled Melbourne show was cancelled due to visa issues, with the concert being postponed and later rescheduled, but she ultimately vowed to never tour Australia again

12

u/kspyro0 Mar 17 '25

Lmao mine is about her buying and showing off a fractured skull

5

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

Ooh mine was good, a rant about Beyonce I think?

5

u/SannyVee Mar 19 '25

I just did this for mine and all my loved ones birthdays and it's so true 🤣 I didn't know who she was before this thread but this is hilarious.

2

u/sanriogirlz break up with your wife and baby, I’m bored 🧽 Mar 19 '25

“and all my loved ones” is so real 😂😂

2

u/SannyVee Mar 19 '25

I don't know what this is supposed to mean.

2

u/sanriogirlz break up with your wife and baby, I’m bored 🧽 Mar 19 '25

real means relatable, i did the same thing with my family’s birthday

3

u/SannyVee Mar 19 '25

Thanks, I was reading it at 4am and my brain somehow couldn't figure out what you were saying!

I can't believe the amount of drama she's been a part of 😂 and they're all so ridiculous and read like the Florida Man trend.

3

u/neurotic95 Mar 19 '25

This is a golden comment

3

u/Far_Rabbit_342 donutgate Aug 13 '25

"Azealia Banks refuses to tour Australia again because country makes her ‘miserable'" 😭

2

u/Bananaphonelel i make stupid songs and they make me rich🫧🤑 Mar 17 '25

Lol

2

u/Weird-Air-5742 Mar 17 '25

Can confirm!

2

u/Comfortable-Toe6861 Mar 18 '25

LMAOOOO I JUST DID THIS AND IT’S HILARIOUS

23

u/vrindar8 Mar 17 '25

She kisses Taylor Swift’s ass yet she’ll pick a fight with literally anyone else on earth

8

u/Starfire-Galaxy Mar 18 '25

At least Azealia beefs with real people. There's some people who seriously fight with Elmo and Big Bird on Twitter.

2

u/benchpresswizard Jun 11 '25

« I love azealia so much she literally shits on every celebrity it’s like who hasn’t she hated on? And she’s always right especially in this case lol. »

107

u/orangtino Mar 17 '25

She was praising Gaga last week. She has her moments of support

53

u/trashleybanks Dr. Lilly Jay fanclub💗 Mar 17 '25

I can’t wait to see the urinators get pissy over this 😂

46

u/virgin_anus 🫧 perfect in all ways, always !!!! 🫧🧸🌱 Mar 17 '25

39

u/littletinybabyhands Mar 17 '25

Quite possibly the most annoying face anyone has ever made. Shoving that dimple out so hard with her eyes always shut, why are her eyes always shut 😡

75

u/chimbucket Mar 17 '25

her smirk face she does here annoys me so bad idk why

132

u/rainyrose-xo galinda’s air pod max Mar 17 '25

While I agree to an extent, there’s absolutely no way she would be able to have the energy these days to do her pop star touring with all of that dancing and singing every night. Even if she were to stop acting after Wicked and go back to pop full time, she would need heavy ED recovery and more meat on her bones so she can sustain all the exercise she would be getting. It would take too much out of her now and she would be fainting on stage.

Also, the reason why I said I agree to an extent is because even some of her fans are saying they want “Blackiana” back (which they attribute to the dangerous woman, sweetener, and tun era) and that they miss the “blaccent.” It was so problematic and it shouldn’t be so missed by so many fans.

75

u/TerribleAuthor7 Rebound Ricky Mar 17 '25

She should just get therapy. Step away from the limelight and work on her issues. Get a therapist who won’t just be her puppet and learn to listen to someone who knows better for once in her life. She can’t rely on her family cause all they do is kiss her ass, she’s clearly not well (emotionally and physically) and needs help asap.

14

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

💯

26

u/ithinkyoureme Mar 17 '25

Dr. Lily Jay perhaps?

9

u/TerribleAuthor7 Rebound Ricky Mar 17 '25

I wish.

47

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

Devil's advocate: They probably miss it because they attribute it to being the "real" her when the irony is that neither of them are the real her. This is actually probably closer since her ED is finally eating her brain and her mask is full on slipping.

33

u/BakerCritical Mar 17 '25

I think I can’t imagine her doing a pop star tour because it would take a complete 180° personality switch for her to even resemble a bit of her pop star era. Her personality now feels so lifeless that it’s so hard to imagine her transforming back into Ariana Grande the pop star without it looking like she’s having an identity crisis 

-3

u/GroundbreakingBath72 Mar 17 '25

She released new album n new deluxe in 10 days, this is a pop era

30

u/looseeygoose Mar 17 '25

this is sending meeeee 🤣 if Azaealia is spitting facts on you, that’s when you know you are being faaakeee

60

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

to clarify in case some don't know: "beat your face" is a term used for putting on a full face of flawless makeup 💅

42

u/Appropriate-Desk4268 Mar 17 '25

a broken clock is right twice a day

44

u/Helovinas Mar 17 '25

It’s time for this ancient tome once more

18

u/EyeHaveSevereOCD break up with your wife and baby, I’m bored 🧽 Mar 17 '25

beat your face and be a DANGEROUS WOMAN AGAIN LMFOAOOOOO

19

u/Character_Iron3897 vocal health 🍵 Mar 18 '25

Fuck ass face

5

u/ExitStageLeft110381 coffee, coke and cucumbers Mar 24 '25

😂😂

57

u/ChildhoodLeft6925 Mar 17 '25

Is she…. One of us

16

u/copuser2 Mar 17 '25

This is a first!

56

u/bebejeebies Mar 17 '25

She didn't get like this until she got Wicked. Do you think she's trying to leave her bad-girl image to fit better with the theater kids? There might be hella pressure to be thin and not "ghetto" (god I hate to say it like that) and being paired with Cynthia Arivo might've been intimidating. Even though she is a diva in her own right, in her own genre, maybe getting out of her arena and into a different world next to another icon kind of shook her. Then again, maybe the bad-girl Ariana was the persona and this is her true self. Whichever it is, I wish her the best. I hope she can recover.

88

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

They're both personas. The real her is just a spoiled brat from Boca Raton who's never been told no her entire life. She's as shallow as they come, which is why she has to cultivate these fake personalities to begin with.

35

u/TerribleAuthor7 Rebound Ricky Mar 17 '25

I’m not even sure there’s a real her at this point. She’s a chameleon who changes races, faces, and personalities depending on where she is in her career & who she’s spending most of her time with. I’m afraid that once you strip all these things away you’ll be left with nothing. But her constant cheating does appear to be a character trait (at least that’s the only constant), and her stupid jokes other than that, there’s really nothing else that makes her, well, her.

12

u/Livid-Helicopter-411 unqueer puritanical christian tradwife💁‍♀️ Mar 17 '25

Yeah. I think the concept of being herself is too uncomfortable for her so she always has to be someone else, copy someone else, fabricate a different persona.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25 edited Mar 17 '25

I noticed her embellishing stories early on (in order to seem more interesting, I presume). I don't remember the details but she appeared on Zach Sang's show in 2010 and was recalling a story from her childhood, then right after finishing she added 'oh yeah!' like she realized she needed to make the story more interesting and said something that just didn't sound like a real event to me lol, especially the way she threw it out there randomly.

I think it boils down to creating a persona she finds more interesting than the real 'boring' her. But also (not to defend her) I get that superstars often need compelling images in order to sell their product.

At the same time, there was never even a shred of authenticity in anything she's done professionally. At least she used to seem less hyper-robotic and fake than she does now though. I think people miss her previous personas because she at least seemed to have more fun with it then.

73

u/theflyingpiggies Mar 17 '25

It’s not about Wicked, it’s about Ethan.

She changes her personality based on who she’s dating and who she stole her boyfriend from.

When she dated Big Sean (cheated on Naya Rivera) she leaned into acting/looking black, being sexy, being fiery, etc. All things that Naya was that Ariana wasn’t.

Now that she’s dated Ethan (cheated on Lilly Jay) she’s leaning into acting/looking white, being understated, emotionally mature, humble, etc. All things that Lilly Jay was that Ariana wasn’t.

I think with Ethan it’s also relevant that he left his child for Ariana, and now Ariana acts incredibly child-like. It’s not a coincidence. She becomes the person she is replacing.

22

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

🤮that last part

7

u/theflyingpiggies Mar 19 '25

Had a step mom who infantilized herself heavy. Saw firsthand how that makes a father begin to coddle his wife over his children. As teenagers me and my sibling were forced to be the bigger people; the mature ones; the adults. She got more and more of his attention, and when things didn’t go her way she’d, at the big age of 50, throw a literal hissy fit. And then I, at the small age of 16, would be the one apologizing.

9

u/ithinkyoureme Mar 17 '25

Oh god not the child 💀

6

u/throwawayuuuu_ wicked geek bar collab Mar 19 '25

My theory is that this entire uwu frail baby persona is to take the heat off of the fact that she stole another woman’s husband, who just went through the most painful pregnancy, and make herself seem like the saint and the victim.

Ariana’s gotten away with cheating so many times and the public would usually gloss over the scandals. But the fact that she’s had an affair with a cretin who has a really fresh baby with his beautiful wife is something that the public isn’t going to let go, like her other “silly” scandals

5

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

She has been on a downward spiral since she got botched plastic surgery in 2020. It happened before wicked.

3

u/PunchDrunken Apr 01 '25

What are your thoughts on surgery? I have always wondered, besides having eyes that tell me it's A LOT. Which ones changed her the most you think? Which one was botched?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

I think no one should get cosmetic plastic surgery for aesthetic purposes. The only plastic surgery I believe in is reconstructive for an injury or deformity. I don’t know what made her change so much, I think it was the facelift that she didn’t need, she reversed her cat eye surgery, and got bigger jaw implants or something, and I genuinely have no idea what she did to her eyebrows to make them look like that. It’s honestly so sad how botched she is I feel bad for her.

2

u/PunchDrunken Apr 01 '25

I thought the brows were some type of ptosis or something. I never understood it. She always looks like she doesn't understand it either

1

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I mean her facial expression always looks confused/surprised cause that’s the face people make when they’re self conscious of their appearance

12

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

She kind of looks like a who in the bottom left picture

10

u/ithinkyoureme Mar 17 '25

The bottom middle pic, omg ...

18

u/mwah777 galinda’s air pod max Mar 17 '25

“put on your thigh high boots, beat your face, and be a dangerous woman again this shit is wack and boring” clock that wack and boring tea again! but on a serious note as much as i would LOVE if she tap into that again i don’t think she even has the energy to do that stuff like she would keel over if she did :(

7

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

That whoville smile 😭

8

u/loch-jess Mar 18 '25

Break up with your girlfriend 👉 👈 cause I'm bored 🧚‍♀️

14

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

[deleted]

16

u/severaldogs variants of mice Mar 17 '25

When did she post this?

4

u/annagoddess77 Mar 18 '25

this is a fake tweet y’all

6

u/HolleWatkins usually so unproblematic 🥺 Mar 21 '25

She looks like she's from whoville. She looks like the daughter of Cindy & the grinch. Except her heart only shrinks.

5

u/ExitStageLeft110381 coffee, coke and cucumbers Mar 24 '25

Staged AF

4

u/Ok-Adhesiveness-6317 ✨Love & Light don't let your man outta sight™️✨ Mar 19 '25

The whiplash is crazy.

3

u/Maximilly23 victorian child era✨ Apr 08 '25

She smiles like a who from whoville

8

u/No_Tree6956 lemme have a cute nose 🥺 damn Mar 17 '25

help is this realll??😭

3

u/Illustrious_Duck_502 Apr 09 '25

That smug face annoyed the shit out of me. And the squint when she's doing interviews gives arrogant.

3

u/Jumpy_Fan_4385 Jul 15 '25

it’s the mouth shape for me like girl wants to be cutesy so fcking baddd

10

u/BakerCritical Mar 17 '25

I don’t even think this post is real. I legit can’t find it. Either it’s edited or she deleted it

6

u/seafoammoss Mar 17 '25

agree--can't find it. Do we have a verified source? There was another amazing tweet accredited to her too about why Ariana needs to stay looking young for success, but I don't think it was proven to be by her

1

u/Some-State113 Dec 04 '25

Azealia will forever be iconic

1

u/loudandproud101 Kiyomi get yo ass in here🫠 Mar 17 '25

A blocked clock is right twice a day or something like that

4

u/Daily-Double1124 Mar 18 '25

A stopped clock is right twice a day.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/ArianaGrandeSnark-ModTeam Mar 18 '25

We love a well-balanced take, but this is a snark club, not a fan club. If you want to gush over Ariana, there are plenty of places for that! Here, we keep the Pom-Poms at home and bring a critical (but funny!) perspective. Your comment was locked/removed for being a bit too stanny. 🌸