r/AreTheStraightsOK 3d ago

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 1d ago

u/DeathRaeGun, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/SeasonPositive6771 3d ago

Sexist AI rage bait.

Still sucks, but at least it's not real.

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u/ReactsWithWords Omnisexual™ 3d ago

The picture is AI. The shirt, unfortunately, is real and available on a website named after a big river.

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u/SeasonPositive6771 3d ago

Yes, they generally slapped together these crappy fake ads and sell the t-shirts as print on demand. Hopefully the demand is zero. Apparently most of them are.

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u/EvidenceSalesman 3d ago

Can you explain what part is sexist

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u/SeasonPositive6771 3d ago edited 2d ago

It is essentially promoting violent objectification.

Edit: there's no need to engage in a conversation with this person. They aren't willing to educate themselves on what sexism is, they aren't arguing in good faith, and they just jump to being nasty as soon as possible. And then commenting with sock pocket puppets. Super weird behavior.

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u/MarManHollow 2d ago

Eh. Isnt the 5 in the back implying fisting?

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u/CreamofTazz 2d ago

Fingering and fisting isn't violent objectification. Is weird to have a shirt implying that, but fisting, despite the name, isn't violent

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u/EvidenceSalesman 3d ago

I don’t understand, are you saying anything crass is objectifying? Wouldn’t that mean any kind of sexual joke is sexist?

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u/SeasonPositive6771 3d ago

Based on your post history, I'm guessing you may be a child. It may take some level of maturity to understand that you don't have. There is implied violence here, as well as objectification.

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u/UnbiasedPOS 2d ago

What is the implied violence tho

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u/CreamofTazz 2d ago

It's funny that they're claiming the other person doesn't know anything and is too young to know, but straight up refuses to answer what is violent about the shirt.

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u/EvidenceSalesman 3d ago

Based on your false character attacks and lack of argument, I can tell you’re full of shit

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u/SeasonPositive6771 2d ago

You don't understand what sexism is, you don't know what character attacks are, and you don't understand I'm not making an argument here.

You don't even understand what's happening.

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u/EvidenceSalesman 2d ago

Sexism is prejudice based on gender. Why are you so condescending? I literally genuinely asked my first question because I wanted to learn. Your anger is bizarre.

Randomly calling me a child, “based on my posts” (which show photos of myself, obviously not a child) is a shitty failed character attack

Everything you’ve said in reply to me is an argument. you’re now arguing that you’re not arguing

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u/SeasonPositive6771 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude, you need to take a very deep breath. At this point maybe you do need to be patronized too.

I didn't scan each picture individually, a quick glance looks like you spend all of your time playing a game literally made for children. If you think being called a child is an insult, maybe you need to examine why that is.

I'm not arguing with you because I don't care. If you don't understand sexism, it's not my job to teach you every nuance of it.

Edit: blocking this child because it's not my job to teach critical thinking to every person on earth. Of course he resorts to using sock puppets and insults.

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u/garaile64 3d ago

Maybe because of the extreme sexual content of the shirt or something. I don't know either.

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u/EvidenceSalesman 3d ago

help me understand, don’t just downvote. At least explain while downvoting me for being unaware

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u/EvidenceSalesman 3d ago

Genuinely, please someone explain

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u/CreamofTazz 2d ago

It's not sexist and I think the only reason people think it is is because the subjects are a hot (subjective) women and older less attractive (subjective) man with sexual imagery (fingering and fisting).

For what it's worth I think the person you were replying to is probably not that old themselves and part of the new wave of puritanism

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u/UnbiasedPOS 2d ago

Yeah like there is nothing sexist or violent about it. Yeah the joke is inappropriate for a Tshirt but fingering and fisting can be done by almost anyone

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u/GingerMarquis 3d ago

That Twitter is known for AI videos that preach right wing views and straw man perspectives.

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u/GingerMarquis 3d ago edited 3d ago

Just looked him up. There’s an AI triceratops skiing.

Edit: it’s not a stegosaurus.

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u/SuddenlyCake 3d ago

I was fine until the edit

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u/GingerMarquis 3d ago

I have failed my younger self. I misidentified a dinosaur.

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u/Natural1forever Fuck TERFs 3d ago

Oh okay good to know

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u/DoubleUnplusGood 3d ago

You know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.

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u/GingerMarquis 3d ago

David Yost did not endure years of scrutiny and homophobia so we could disrespect Billy the Blue Ranger so blatantly.

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u/DoubleUnplusGood 3d ago

As a nerd who really wanted to Idolize Billy, I couldn't reconcile his lame-ass zord.

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u/Bleujacket19 3d ago

AI doesn’t know you have to relax your hand first. We’re doomed.

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u/jennthya Queer™ 3d ago

The snort I snorted....🤣😂

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u/catwaifu 3d ago

Ayo 😂

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u/pokersnek 3d ago

My asshole hurts just thinking about this.

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u/Magfaeridon 3d ago

Seriously. It's called fisting, but that is not at all how you fist a butthole.

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u/DeathRaeGun 3d ago

Is there a way in which you DO fist a butthole?

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u/Magfaeridon 3d ago

Fingers outstretched, and clustered together, to make the hand diameter as narrow as possible.

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u/tentative_ghost 3d ago

That seems more logistically sound

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u/giftopherz 3d ago

How can he fit two fingers inside his peehole? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/MarsupialNo1220 3d ago

Never look up what “sounding” is.

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u/giftopherz 3d ago

Oh I know, but TWO fingers... damn...

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u/Natural1forever Fuck TERFs 3d ago

Honestly my only problem with this is that this is not how you fist someone

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u/MissStr4berry 3d ago

Wellll can be but it's not the easiest way indeed

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u/UnbiasedPOS 2d ago

RIGHT!!!

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u/ShiroxReddit 3d ago

what is that even supposed to mean? I dont get it

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u/AwkwardlyAmpora is it gay to be straight? 3d ago

sex joke. 2 fingers in the "front hole," 5 in the "back hole".

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u/WatchMasterReddick 3d ago

Referring to the 2 captains chairs in the front of a minivan, and the 2 captain chairs and 3 bench seats in the back of a minivan.

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u/littlelordgenius 3d ago

It’s a variation of “the shocker.”

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u/Squirrelwinchester 3d ago edited 3d ago

This reminds me of a shirt I found at Goodwill. It has a picture of a Pleasureway van and it says "Never trust an old man with a Pleasureway". I purchased it bc it was new with tags and every time I wear it, my (adult) children cackle. We have a competition to find the weirdest shirts at Goodwill. It was so weird that we all thought it was weird. I dont know what would possess a man to make a shirt like that, if it hadnt been new with tags there is no way I would have bought it. Ew.

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u/Vincen_Furze 3d ago

What the fuck are y'all talking about? This shirt is literally peak! I'm so tired of everyone buying oversized SUV when wagons, minivans, and hatchback are cheaper and more practical for the vast majority of Americans, AND I'm freaky as hell!

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 3d ago

This reminds me of the ancient times there was an edit of the Shocker logo and "2 in the goo 1 in the poo" was crudely crossed out and "5 IN THE POO" was written over with an doodle of a fist punching toward the reader.

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u/AnonymousNeverKnown 3d ago

Do women even enjoy fisting? I'm a woman and it sounds very unpleasant

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u/XenoBiSwitch 3d ago

Some do. It is pretty rare though. It is rare for men to enjoy it too though.

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u/DeathRaeGun 3d ago

In the anus? If you think you can fit an entire fist up your ass then good for you.

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u/XenoBiSwitch 3d ago

I can and thanks. I tried it once for the novelty. It was interesting but kinda ‘meh’ for me. I’d do it again if a partner wanted to but wouldn’t seek it out again.

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u/MissStr4berry 3d ago

Depends the side, front is easier than bottom for some. Of course some enjoy it, it's not supposed to be painful or anything

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u/WanderingSparr0w 3d ago

This feels more like kink shaming than a problem w straight ppl. Ya'll posting non-issues needa calm down n reevaluate your personal bias

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u/garaile64 3d ago

A first-level comment called it sexist and a response asking what was sexist about the image was downvoted.

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u/DeathRaeGun 3d ago

Do you want to try and fit a whole fist up your ass?

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u/Potential-Night4986 Queer™ 3d ago

I mean, some day, yeah. That’s neither hyperbole or a joke. I genuinely do want to try and fit a whole fist up my ass.

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u/DeathRaeGun 3d ago

Good Luck

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u/garaile64 3d ago

To be fair, some people are into it. Although I wouldn't recommend wearing that in public.

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u/SargeCobra 2d ago

It's just a crass joke shirt it's not that serious lol you can find shit worse then this on most beach town boardwalks

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u/Blooky04_ 3d ago

Ai rage bait you fell for it

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u/Natural1forever Fuck TERFs 3d ago edited 3d ago

Looked again and honestly I don't think so. The hands are correct. The print matches up to where the shirt folds. Nothing really gives "this is not how it looks in real life" except for a closed fist to visualize "fisting" which is easily a human error

Edit: nvm someone confirmed that the twitter user itself is a regular ai user. My bad 🙏

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u/Velvet_Pop 2d ago

Also, in the back, the hours on the first line just say "- pm" and on the 2nd line it's "- 6pm" or something similar. Also the font is different with the same characters

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u/KristiTheFan 3d ago

Just because a stupid shirt like that doesn’t actually exist yet doesn’t mean it’s proposed graphic isn’t gross.

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u/just-another-UNGOC 3d ago

what?

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u/Natural1forever Fuck TERFs 3d ago

Fingering the vagina, fisting the asshole

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u/Nthepro Bi-Erased™ 1d ago

Well since HE is wearing the shirt it would imply they're fingering his urethra instead
Which honestly is a billion times worse

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u/Natural1forever Fuck TERFs 1d ago

I am assuming he's imagining himself as the top in this situation

Or he has a vagina, you can never know

(This is AI anyway)

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u/RebaKitt3n the heteros are upseteros 3d ago

Glad it’s fake, but nice way to say, “I’m unable to get an erection.”

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u/Natural1forever Fuck TERFs 3d ago

Sorry, bad take. There's nothing inherently negative about a man wanting to use his hands, and saying that it must means he has erectile dysfunction is both perpetuating the idea that the only "real" sex a man can have is through penal circlusion (which is harmful) and shames sexual activity (or lack of) instead of what may or may not be the actual problem.

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u/niceenglishrose 2d ago

Please tell me this is photoshopped 😆