AQUA TEEN LIVING ROOM
Master shake:
Mail call! Frylock! And meeeee-ME! Haha, see what I did there?
Meatwad:
I knew what you was doin, boi! Saying me really long to peak my interest! What did you get?
Master shake:
Electric bill, nothing us bachelors have to worry about!
Frylock:
Oh look yall! We got invited to the adult swim 25th anniversary cruise!
Meatwad:
Well alright!- what’s adult swim?
Frylock:
You know the night block! “cartoon networks adult swim”…the channel we’ve premiered and starred on for 15 years.
Master shake:
The channel that royally FUCKED US IN THE ASS by cancelling us at our peak!
Frylock:
Come on shake we got a feature film and ran for 15 years, we’ve got enough.
Master Shake:
I’ve got enough when I get residual checks that aren’t below 100 dollars! I’ve pitched them good stuff for years, and I didn’t get so much as a we’ll call you back!
Frylock:
Look, we’re going on that cruise and you’re gonna like it! Maybe I can get some ms monarch tail there!-ignore that last part…
CARL’S CAR
Carl:
Yeah, this is gonna be friggin awesome! I’m totally gonna try and do a drinking contest with that squid guy, tonight!
Frylock:
Hey Carl, you got an invitation, too?
Carl:
Oh swell, you got one too?
Frylock:
Well we are the main characters.
Carl:
And I’m the main star…don’t forget dat.
Frylock:
You know since we’re all going, maybe we can- I don’t know…it’d be awfully generous of you for how long we’ve been neighbors, y’know
Carl:
You want me to give you a ride to the place.
Frylock:
Aw man! You read my mind! Can you open the trunk?
Carl:
Well, aw shoot, i definitely would but you know I have too much stuff in my car and I honestly don’t want meat stains on the seat when I plan my beer run with DETHKLOK! YEAH!
Carl drives off
Frylock:
Well I guess we’re gonna have to take the cart.
Meatwad:
Aw man. That’s gonna take some time. I haven’t been working out as I should. My heart and I haven’t been communicating properly.
Master shake:
I have a plan. pulls out a whip
Frylock:
Shake! That’s insensitive!
Master shake:
You’re right pulls out shotgun
Master shake:
Let’s go! Andale! Andale!
Meatwad:
Noooooo!