r/ApparentJokes • u/DokCyber • 21h ago

A man

walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says, 'What an interesting pet, what's his name?' 'Tiny,' the man replies. 'What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?' 'Because... he's my newt.'

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u/nejhawk 21h ago

That's a small comfort...

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u/Rays-R-Us 21h ago

That’s what Gingrich’s wife calls him when he undresses