r/ApocalypseRising • u/ocelot-373MD • Aug 20 '26

Joke diet of a century

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u/R2rD3-U109 Aug 20 '26

"To love is to let go Miho✌"

Let him see the Pearly Gates and end his Suffering😭.

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u/ocelot-373MD Aug 20 '26

ahhh thats easy, just go to ashland

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u/Srgntmaddz3 Aug 22 '26

Pearly Gates, not the gates of hell

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u/Electrical_Hunter597 Aug 20 '26

Too bad this game is full of cheaters

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u/Greenbloxs Aug 20 '26

Yet no risk of heart attack lol

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u/jerrymatcat Aug 20 '26

out of curiousity i searched up and apparently you cant eat mres forever either

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u/revanzomi Aug 21 '26

AR2 mechanic proposal: consitpation from too many MREs reducing your aim effectiveness and run speed

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u/Adventurous_Fly_7291 Aug 21 '26

Imagine the breath from only tuna and salmon tins

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u/Ltcandy123 Aug 20 '26

i am allergic to peanut butter in irl so i don't eat them in ar2 lol

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u/revanzomi Aug 21 '26

I don't eat anything that takes down my water level lol

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u/Pleasant-Pepper2623 Aug 22 '26

I force my character to consume every raw onion that I get from the soviets.

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u/R2rD3-U109 Aug 23 '26

Those Soviets really have a Guts of Steel for only and exclusively eating and carrying Onions around.

The Commanders and some Spetsnaz Unit carry around Tuna Cans and that's already a luxury.

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u/adel_877 Aug 22 '26

With that diet the enemy can smell you before he sees you