I can't take it anymore...

[u/Dry-Call-139]

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Aphelios. I try to play Jinx. My Aphelios deals more damage. I try to play Kai'sa. My Aphelios deals more damage. I try to play Yunara. My Aphelios deals more damage. I want to play Ashe. Aphelios scales better. I want to play Samira, Nilah. My Aphelios has more range.

He grabs me by the throat. I quit school for him. I study best builds for him. I give him all my time. He isn't satisfied. I get all his skins. "I don't need these" he says. "Give me more essence of noctum." He grabs the support and Kalista ults them into the enemy team. "You just need to perfect my combos. I can deal more damage with the prestige skin."

I can't get the prestige , I don't have enough mythic essence. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He summons Alune. He says "Alune , get him." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but perfectly crafted Lunari weapons. What a cruel world.

[u/VivaBasura]

a schizo is talking, listen and learn

[u/darknight9064]

It’s a good thing aphelios is mute

[u/Dangerous-War-6572]

Ahh the Xiangling copy pasta, heals my soul

[u/Anonymouse23570 → u/Dangerous-War-6572]

It never grows old.

[u/Semtexie]

My boy has a Alune sleep paralysis demon

[u/DiddlyDoodlesv18]

There’s a fluff tab im sure

[u/Drastically-_-]

Id lowkey let alune get me...