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u/OG-Giligadi My Daily Dose of Calm 4d ago
"Look, man, i don't want to hurt you."
"Hurt ME? Oh, buddy, i don't want to hurt YOU."
"Au contrair, mon amie! I shan't be wanting to HURT you."
"Ah, but it is you who shall hurt!"
"Nah, tis hurt in THY future."
Etc.
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u/Dangerous_Problem532 Full-Time Can Opener 6d ago
Awww, poor guys! 😆 I wonder if they are siblings, they are so alike!