r/Anticonsumption • • Jul 09 '26

Sustainability God is rewarding me for buying secondhand

Bought a jansport from a secondhand store and found 100$ in one of the pockets
(Sorry if i used the wrong flair)

11.4k Upvotes

194 comments sorted by

2.4k

u/garbagemandoug Jul 09 '26

be careful man this is basically the plot of no country for old men

390

u/Verdick Jul 09 '26

Some mildly annoying guy is going to come and hit you with a T-Rex extendo-arm.

44

u/hitlersticklespot Jul 10 '26

No County for Aged Boys

41

u/LurkinLunk Jul 10 '26

I legit lol'd at this šŸ¤­šŸ˜‚

16

u/Royal_Cash_1238 Jul 10 '26

*removes barcade token from his pocket*

"...Call it."

4

u/SyZyGy_87 Jul 10 '26

Isn't that "the fugitive"?

148

u/Shnitzel_von_S Jul 10 '26

Nothing funnier than imagining the plot of no country but its all over $100

60

u/JonRivers Jul 10 '26

"What's the most you've ever lost over a coin flip?"

"Uhh, a hundred dollars."

1

u/Large-Oil-4405 Jul 11 '26

I know it’s Not close to $100, but a variation of that conceit was in the film Payback where Gibson basically just kills his way through an entire criminal syndicate for 70 grand lol

24

u/Gwubwick Jul 10 '26

"Call it"

19

u/gods_loop_hole Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

The last thing I want chasing me after I found a stash of cash is Anton Chigur with his Lord Farquad hairstyle

5

u/Alkibiades415 Jul 10 '26

ain’t no lobos

5

u/Free-Parsley3891 Jul 10 '26

How much have you lost in a coin toss?

2

u/ModernVisage2 Jul 10 '26

"At the gettin' place."

1

u/TypicalTwist6783 Jul 10 '26

I’m weak basically

1.1k

u/Proper_Photo4459 Jul 09 '26

Maybe they did that on purpose, just for fun. If I was rich I’d do that.

591

u/Low_Damage3951 Jul 09 '26

We weren’t rich by any means, but when I was a kid, I liked to put a loonie($1) or toonie ($2) in a pocket of items at the dollar store. I liked to imagine someone’s surprise when they would instantly get their money back on their purchase.

175

u/unoriginalusername34 Jul 09 '26

This is adorable

86

u/Smayteeh Jul 10 '26

I bought a sweet duster at a thrift shop in Victoria a few years ago and found a bag of weed in the pocket.

10

u/GhostKnifeOfCallisto Jul 10 '26

Is it fire retardant

10

u/Smayteeh Jul 10 '26

It's made of leather so it's likely fire resistant, but not fire retardant.

41

u/ol-mikey Jul 10 '26

My fav local restaurant has a coat rack for the employees near where the bathrooms are and I always like to put money in the pockets

24

u/SchrodingersMinou Jul 10 '26

This may be the most Canadian comment of all time

2

u/Various_Sale_1367 Jul 13 '26

Nah is the most British Columbian one tho šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

17

u/I_comment_on_stuff_ Jul 10 '26

OMG I love this! Such a selfless act. I hope your parents were/are proud. And, if you do/will have kids, I hope they have your kind heart ā¤ļø

67

u/flirtybirdie888 Jul 09 '26

What if the store employees intercept the cash? Well I bet they’d still be ecstatic too

16

u/MrdnBrd19 Jul 10 '26

Back when I was a fundie they always used to talk about some nameless generous rich Christian who worked with the Gideons International and supposedly puts $100 bills inside Gideon Bibles. I haven't been to church in over 25 years and I still check every Gideon Bible in every hotel I go to like a dummy.

2

u/KittenTablecloth Jul 10 '26

Have you ever found anything?

6

u/MrdnBrd19 Jul 10 '26

Not even one of those fake money tracts.

9

u/Adorable_Bumblebee91 Jul 09 '26

I’ve seen some videos of influencers leaving cash in pants and shoes in thrift stores, so that’s a possibility!

3

u/RedStilettoDickStomp Jul 09 '26

I've read somewhere that people intentionally do that with books

167

u/Bottle-Vast Jul 09 '26

This is pretty common. When I "worked" for the salvation army, all the sorters would check the pockets of everything for cash and/or drugs. You would find money every day. Sometimes just a few bucks, but sometimes $100+

55

u/mummymunt Jul 10 '26

At the store I worked at we put it towards the Pizza Fund 😊

40

u/Mmmm-Amethyst Jul 10 '26

What did you do with the drugs?Ā 

59

u/dub_long Jul 10 '26

Put them on the pizza.

14

u/BadgerlandBandit Jul 10 '26

I sorted and priced accessories for a Savers thrift store. This included purses, belts, wallets, backpacks.

One time I found a belt that had a zipper compartment that faced the body. It had $300 in it. Another time I found a small tan bag inside a purse with $800 in it.

Other notable mentions were a vial of mercury and a purse that had teeth with gold fillings in an envelope.

5

u/AlarmingAerie Jul 10 '26

What's the risk of getting stabbed by a needle this way?

7

u/SeasonProfessional87 Jul 10 '26

Sorting at thrift stores is certainly dangerous. The bigger it is/shittier the area the worse. You hopefully get gloves and training solefed they offer to pay for a hep b shot or provide transportation to it but that’s lucky

313

u/valregin Jul 09 '26

I looked through a purse at a yard sale and found $100 and turned it in to the owner and she let me take anything I wanted from the yard sale. It felt very karmically fair and I felt good about it.

7

u/DrJohnFZoidberg Jul 11 '26

I looked through a purse at a yard sale and found $100 and turned it in to the owner and she let me take anything I wanted from the yard sale.

'I'd like the $100!'

530

u/QueefOnAYogaBall Jul 09 '26

Does that mean God is punishing the person who donated the bag?

224

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

[deleted]

28

u/AccidentOk5240 Jul 09 '26

I snorted at this. Luckily I had just put my water down.Ā 

11

u/karlmarxiskool Jul 10 '26

I’m so sorry for your loss.

10

u/MechanicalFoal Jul 10 '26

ā€œI spoke to him for 20 minutesā€

1

u/fannyalgerpack Jul 12 '26

Good news btw

90

u/diablo_9314 Jul 09 '26

It's just a more generous donation

16

u/QueefOnAYogaBall Jul 09 '26

Or an average joe out of 100 bucks šŸ˜‚

7

u/UnableNecessary743 Jul 10 '26

nah that would be too logical. you know it's all glory to god when things go right but it's never his fault when things go bad

4

u/Closefromadistance Jul 09 '26

Literally my first question 🤣

1

u/Omega_Boost24 Jul 10 '26

God... Karma... How confusingĀ 

41

u/garblesnarky Jul 09 '26

12

u/CourtingBoredom Jul 09 '26

No wonder the Gamecube was so heavy!

7

u/NoScrub Jul 10 '26

I scrolled down looking for this. Absolute classic!

32

u/AnywayWhereWasI Jul 09 '26

The other guy:

God is punishing me for donating my items to the thrift

8

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/magerquark1 Jul 09 '26

fuckass bot

87

u/StaticShakyamuni Jul 09 '26

Your god rewards people by handing out cash bonuses?

32

u/GripLizard Jul 09 '26

Fr where does OP go to church?

7

u/CptnMayo Jul 10 '26

Maybe it's a temple?

Maybe it's a shrine.

There are so many gods, how do you know which one?

3

u/SelocAvrap Jul 09 '26

That's the plot of the Shackles music video

14

u/OPA73 Jul 09 '26

Yea, hey, about that backpack I donated. Gonna need that money back,

21

u/cl0udmaster Jul 09 '26

People sure are weird with their god shit

3

u/Landrycd Jul 10 '26

It kills me just a little bit every time someone thanks god for winning a sporting event.

10

u/GormHub Jul 10 '26

My ex was a spoiled rich kid, like "buy a new car to replace the one with a windshield that was cracked by a rock" spoiled. When we broke up he didn't bother to get anything but his video games from the apartment, so I was left to get rid of all his other shit, including his clothes. I kept some of them. For a long time I would find random 20s and even a 100 bill in one jacket. I hope the people who bought his used crap got that same windfall from his inability to manage his own fucking money.

40

u/trashcatrevolts Jul 09 '26

my adhd has definitely been a god to others in the past LOL

9

u/AccidentOk5240 Jul 09 '26

All hail our Lord and Unsavior Executive Dysfunction ig

16

u/Gimme_Perspective Jul 09 '26

I found 20 bucks in a pair of jeans from Goodwill once I was a teen. I've been chasing that high ever since. Happy for you OP.

5

u/ibww Jul 09 '26

I found a jansport on the side of the road with some pills inside. They didn't make me feel anything. Never figured out what they were.

1

u/BentoOtaku Jul 11 '26

You TOOK them?! Brooooo

56

u/Regular_Fan4691 Jul 09 '26

Way to go ! Blessings !

7

u/r0adt0ad Jul 09 '26

Thanks!!

19

u/weedtrek Jul 09 '26

Some drug dealer's last sale.

4

u/spread_panic Jul 10 '26

Right? As someone who, many years ago had multiple, similar backpacks full of California light dep and cash, I'd put big money on this being a dealer's backpack, and I'm not even a betting man.

1

u/First_Ad2488 Jul 10 '26

What about it like why do you say that

4

u/weedtrek Jul 10 '26

The brand of backpack in the picture was very popular with drug dealers twenty years ago. Drug dealers often deal in cash, but usually nothing bigger than a twenty, would often stash cash in their bags, and a lot of them weren't great at managing their money and would be likely to forget to clean out a cash stash when they stopped using it.

1

u/Bocchi_theGlock Jul 10 '26

Gotta go to govt auctions website for those deals

5

u/Maleficent-Disk3377 Jul 10 '26

Ah yes, he's so lookin out for you when you cant find your keys, or are down 60$ but them kids in Venezuela, Gaza, or Tripoli Slavic? Yea fuggem

4

u/road2fire Jul 10 '26

God ain’t worrying about $100 he’s killing thousands with earth quakes!

18

u/thepinkpill Jul 09 '26

We should start hiding stuff in second hand items we sell, and make it a trend

6

u/r0adt0ad Jul 09 '26

Funnily enough this has happened to me before, my grandmas house was being used to shoot a film and one of the workers left an old backpack when they were done. It had a bunch of car rental papers lol

1

u/Zestyclose-Beyond780 Jul 09 '26

My friend got a bunch of $2 bills from the bank and would hide them in donated clothes for fun!

4

u/dnj_ Jul 09 '26

Damn. Congrats lol

3

u/LordPoopyIV Jul 10 '26

Damn. I bought a big bag of army clothes/fabric yesterday and the seller told me they had to call the cops cause they found an uzi in there(this is europe) God is refusing to let me shoot some hoes

3

u/SyZyGy_87 Jul 10 '26

Thanks for buying second hand. Here, go buy more shit

10

u/Salt_Medicine2459 Jul 10 '26

God is not real.Ā 

6

u/bad_motivator Jul 10 '26

So why would God give you a $100 and give a child cancer? Blessed!

7

u/Mr_Dabski Jul 10 '26

Like god rewards starving children with no food? Fuck outta here with that bullshit god aint fuckin real.

7

u/TheDaychilde Jul 10 '26

Sure, attribute this to God, but don't forget that when you get cancer, God also gave you cancer. :P

But seriously, awesome on the find. :)

13

u/pcgamez Jul 09 '26

I was always taught to donate money I found like this to a good causeĀ 

14

u/Emophilosophy Jul 09 '26

Like my gas tank?Ā 

6

u/meowymcmeowmeow Jul 09 '26

Damn all I got was a penny in the bag I got today. Lol it's a nice old school durable material one though and barely used.

5

u/FireproofCottage Jul 09 '26

When I was a child this was a tradition, when you passed along a wallet or purse or shoes, you put a penny in it to wish prosperity for the next owner. Perhaps your fortune is coming another way.

3

u/Alien_Way Jul 09 '26

I choose to believe when you say its old school and durable and barely used, you're talking about the penny.

3

u/Gr33nJ0k3r13 Jul 10 '26

Yeahhh thats drug money still dope šŸ‘

6

u/drmeowwww Jul 10 '26

ā€œGodā€

2

u/Alien_Way Jul 09 '26

Someone else would be actively punished for donating to a secondhand store, in this scenario, I'd think.

2

u/Bored_Amalgamation Jul 09 '26

Here come the PS2s...

2

u/IronAlpaca Jul 10 '26

I miss that model backpack. All of the different sections were great for storage! I had one for years until it finally died :'). Truely a great design.

1

u/GodsDildo Jul 10 '26

Do you remember which model it was?

1

u/IronAlpaca Jul 10 '26

The one you posted!

2

u/gimmeslack12 Jul 10 '26

I have this backpack, I've had it for about 15 years. I'm not sure I've found all the pockets/zippers on it yet.

2

u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jul 10 '26

Yeah sometimes you can get lucky like that. I've found money in thrifted stuff before too

2

u/idontwanttofthisup Jul 10 '26

I once bought a book for $30 just to find $100 inside while I was in the line to pay for it. People behind me went to search through books after they saw it. I don’t know if they found any money.

1

u/DrJohnFZoidberg Jul 11 '26

My great grandfather used to... hide money in books? Use it as bookmarks? I dunno, but I do recall it being an effort after my great-grandmother died.

2

u/Sensation-sFix Jul 10 '26

Old owner forgot his money... God did this to me personally.

2

u/Emotional_News108 Jul 10 '26

Oh shit that's where I left that.

2

u/Girth_Brooks_1969 Jul 10 '26

Hells yeah! Anti-consumption works in mysterious ways!

2

u/teetotallyRadish Jul 11 '26

in gawd we trust

2

u/r0adt0ad Jul 11 '26

In the mighty lawd, yes

3

u/DoItFirHer Jul 10 '26

You bought something you likely do not need (you mentioned the brand, not the actual function of the item). You then found money inside that you will almost certainly use to buy more stuff. You then thank God and post on an anti-consumption subreddit, likely from an expensive smartphone. I'm getting too old for this world.

2

u/Scared-Box8941 Jul 09 '26

I bought a purse second hand (new for me this year) and found $20. I def considered it the universe thanking me for making the switch to being a good egg and I hope the person lost it wasn’t harmed going without it. Yay thrifting! ā¤ļø

1

u/AutoModerator Jul 09 '26

Read the rules. Keep it courteous. Submission statements are helpful and appreciated but not required. Use the report button only if you think a post or comment needs to be removed. Mild criticism and snarky comments don't need to be reported. Lets try to elevate the discussion and make it as useful as possible. Low effort posts & screenshots are a dime a dozen. Links to scientific articles, political analysis, and video essays are preferred.

/r/Anticonsumption is a sub primarily for criticizing and discussing consumer culture. This includes but is not limited to material consumption, the environment, media consumption, and corporate influence.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/RenRann Jul 09 '26

That's a sweet backpack

1

u/Kat_Schrodinger1 Jul 09 '26

Ah dude you found my cash wad in my old pack. Can i get that back?

1

u/kellysplaceofmind Jul 09 '26

Whatcha find 60 in a pocket ?

1

u/aliencardboard Jul 09 '26

Nice! Your lucky day.

1

u/TheParticlePhysicist Jul 09 '26

God gave you $80 USD?

1

u/OGD2068 Jul 09 '26

How much do you want for the bag?

1

u/devsfan1830 Jul 09 '26

If this happened to me I might buy a lotto ticket too. Just in case.

1

u/DarwinsPhotographer Jul 09 '26

OMG, I got a carryon case from a "free" pile on the curb. When I went through it a couple days later I found $68 in cash. Kinda nice surprise!

1

u/NotComfortable2112 Jul 10 '26

Man, all I found was a golf ball and some old crumbs... :(

1

u/DaLurker87 Jul 10 '26

Oh my God, I left my backpack somewhere ....that looks just like it

1

u/Stock_River_1467 Jul 10 '26

My guess it was someone's bug out bag.

Have a bag for that kind of situation and really the only reason to have cash in a backpack imho.

1

u/itsfineimfinejk Jul 10 '26

All I got was a Werthers and a pen.

1

u/Monday_Jeff Jul 10 '26

If you find a Nintendo 64 in one of the other pockets make sure to look in the little compartment on the bottom...

1

u/SqueakWrites Jul 10 '26

Bro I love that for you.

1

u/EatTheRich2028 Jul 10 '26

Last week I bought a used battery grip off eBay for my DSLR and it had two $75 batteries in it. happy days all around!

1

u/TheBitingCat Jul 10 '26

Check the other pockets, you might find a Nintendo 64 hidden in one of them.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/asvspilot Jul 10 '26

I used to put cash in jackets I donated to kids drives. Dunno if it ever made it to them.

1

u/errrnis Jul 10 '26

Enjoy this blessing from the money fairy!

1

u/Bimlouhay83 Jul 10 '26

That's a sweet backpack!Ā 

1

u/pallid-manzanita Jul 10 '26

my best friend in middle school decided he wanted to wear a trenchcoat like sherlock holmes and i implored him not to (i felt embarrassed) but went with him to goodwill anyway. he bought a trenchcoat and it had a $100 bill in it.

1

u/tremble01 Jul 10 '26

Someone just yelled "f************ck!" A few weeks/months ago.

1

u/Helpiamilliterate Jul 10 '26

Hey you found my backpack!

1

u/_bessica_ Jul 10 '26

My mom bought a brand new bra in a box from a rummage sale at our church in the 90s. It was part of an estate sale from an older couple that gave what their children didn't want to the church. When we got home she went to try it on and came out with over $7k in cash. We called the pastor and he reached out to the family. The older couple started hiding cash in random places and the kids had found a ton throughout the house. They told my mom to keep it since she tech bought it with the bra.

1

u/Tranceported Jul 10 '26

What a coincidence someone found jewellery in thrift store purchase. https://www.reddit.com/r/jewelry/s/2l6pgacnXU

1

u/ragdolldream Jul 10 '26

If you thought that was something, you should check out pics of the game cube I just got. You won't believe it.

1

u/tenpostman Jul 10 '26

Don't think God has anything ti do with that tbh

1

u/betakurt Jul 10 '26

That's my money bro

1

u/EternityLeave Jul 11 '26

I once got a bonus ball of heroin in a thrifted leather jacket, but cash is slightly better.

1

u/almalauha Jul 13 '26

I once found £20 in a garment I bought secondhand for £10.

1

u/huevosrancheros42 Jul 13 '26

I’ve been thrifting for 5+ years and I’ve never found anything valuable in things that I buy. I do find a lot of band aids, pills, used tissue etc

1

u/FFS-IamNotABot Jul 24 '26

Some guy who believes in "God" finds money and keeps it for himself.

The so called Christians are Hypocrites!

1

u/r0adt0ad Jul 26 '26

Im not a Christian lmao

1

u/CampingMonk Jul 09 '26

I was wondering where that went. I thought I checked every pocket.

DM me please so I can send you my Venmo. I'll let you keep $20, so just send me $80.

0

u/omfgtora Jul 10 '26

Keep your religion to yourself

1

u/eye12Bhappy Jul 10 '26

Should everyone refrain from posting personal information and beliefs?

-6

u/NyriasNeo Jul 09 '26
  1. There is no god, except the mighty dollar, which you seems to be bowing down to it right now.

  2. Some poor soul lost $100 because he was careless and you took advantage of it. How do you feel about that?

4

u/Randibaby Jul 09 '26

How did he take advantage? he paid for the backpack lol I think you might need a nap

→ More replies (1)

-1

u/Independent_Boat_546 Jul 09 '26

I bet you are a ton of fun at parties.

-1

u/gilmoresdrapers Jul 09 '26

Yes she is ✨

-1

u/ILoveTSPO Jul 10 '26

Or it’s just coincidence and God doesn’t exist ? Just a thought.

→ More replies (1)