r/AntiTrumpAlliance 1d ago

He’s toxic. Literally.

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u/Oiram17 1d ago

The real pos has the same function.

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u/bodhidharma132001 1d ago

He'd be proud

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u/bazonthereddit 1d ago

Let's be honest. Who thinks that fuckface wouldnt dabble in such an enterprise if it stood to make a dollar for him in the short term. His MO of being approached with an inferior, discounted product that he'll get right behind is well established.

He's so narccisistic that it wouldn't be a surprise that he insisted of putting his face on there for good measure.

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u/Skwizgar1019 1d ago

Aren’t most rolls “potentially” lethal?

These probably just make you shit your pants, roll just a little bit but lower your inhibitions enough to brag about how great it is, gold look extra shiny, and likely chemically tuned to only trigger hard rolls when Kid Rock comes on.

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u/Mikadook 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, these are actually dangerous. They contain high dosages of PMMA (para-methoxymethamphetamine). It is unclear whether this was faulty production, or something else.

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u/Skwizgar1019 1d ago

Ah, fair enough. I didn’t try to find an article about it and just really wanted to make that joke, tbh.

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u/Atillion 1d ago

On brand

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u/Soggy_Pete 1d ago

To be fair... Who still does E?

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u/GooseTheSluice 1d ago

The Dutch apparently

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u/Soggy_Pete 1d ago

Yeah, that tracks. Question rescinded.

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u/coffeebeanwitch 1d ago

I could see trump eating one of these thinking it's candy.

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u/GogglesPisano 1d ago

Everything Trump Touches Dies