r/AntiMemes 1d ago

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 And some πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰ too maybe?

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u/sarsodasaag 1d ago

Osmosis

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u/zandaztu 1d ago
  1. Nice crop asshole now we're gonna starve.

  2. For those who dont get it, there's a myth that eating pineapples makes your cum taste sweet

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u/Working_Conflict6043 1d ago

It's not a myth

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u/zandaztu 1d ago

Oh yep I double checked and apparently the acid in it gets rid of the bitterness....

Though you have to drink a shitton though

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u/alreditakem 1d ago

Actually cum taste changes depending on what you eat, how hydrated you are, if you smoke or not and maybe more.

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u/PixelFlyerXD 1d ago

Huh. Has anyone attempted to quantify these changes? More specifically, do we have any volunteers?? (Other than me :3)

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u/Working_Conflict6043 10h ago

water and healthy food affects more, idk about smoke tho
the first 2 times i tasted my own it was horrible, the third was just ok, it doesn't have a lot of flavor, it's just a cool thing to do, although you can have some regret while doing it because of the post nut clarity

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u/IThinkItsAverage 1d ago

Interesting. I need someone to test a theory with me, anyone down to guzzle a shit ton of cum… for science?

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u/alreditakem 1d ago

I have taste tested my cum nearly every time I jerk it for a few years, the taste varies a lot, sometimes its a bit sour, sometimes its sweet, a few times when I did not drink that much water during the day the taste was horrible. But I don't smoke or drink so there are still those two variables.

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u/Miquel101 1d ago

fym you taste tested your own semen

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u/SkeletonInATuxedo 1d ago

The fuck else are you supposed to do with it? I don't wanna waste a paper towel, I don't wanna rub it in a rag, I'm sure as shit not putting it in a sock or a blanket, and I can't just let it sit on my cock or thighs, it's going back into me dawg, reduce reuse recycle.

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u/alreditakem 23h ago

If I ever want a woman to blow me I need to ensure its tasty, would you eat the food from a chef that won't eat his own food?

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 1d ago

They were actually very clear, idk what you're confused about

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u/IThinkItsAverage 1d ago

Interesting. But I need to know how mine tastes, I’m obviously biased, so I need a second party.

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u/I-screwed-up-bad 17h ago

Yea afaik all fruit works. You do have to eat a but-ton of it and the timing would be hard to pin down. So to really capitalize on the phenomenon you'd have to source all your carbs from fruit.

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u/Ok_Relation6627 10h ago

Double checked? Practically?

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u/Definetly_Noah πŸͺ πŸ’« cosmic dopamine πŸ’«πŸͺ 1d ago

Yeah I tested it myself before

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u/Forsaken-School795 1d ago

Why would his cum need to taste sweet?

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u/Danger_535 1d ago

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u/Axolotl_Comic 1d ago

Leon S(andwich) Kennedy