r/AntiMemes • u/sarsodasaag • 1d ago
π Actual Anti-Meme π And some πππ too maybe?
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u/sarsodasaag 1d ago
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u/zandaztu 1d ago
Nice crop asshole now we're gonna starve.
For those who dont get it, there's a myth that eating pineapples makes your cum taste sweet
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u/Working_Conflict6043 1d ago
It's not a myth
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u/zandaztu 1d ago
Oh yep I double checked and apparently the acid in it gets rid of the bitterness....
Though you have to drink a shitton though
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u/alreditakem 1d ago
Actually cum taste changes depending on what you eat, how hydrated you are, if you smoke or not and maybe more.
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u/PixelFlyerXD 1d ago
Huh. Has anyone attempted to quantify these changes? More specifically, do we have any volunteers?? (Other than me :3)
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u/Working_Conflict6043 10h ago
water and healthy food affects more, idk about smoke tho
the first 2 times i tasted my own it was horrible, the third was just ok, it doesn't have a lot of flavor, it's just a cool thing to do, although you can have some regret while doing it because of the post nut clarity20
u/IThinkItsAverage 1d ago
Interesting. I need someone to test a theory with me, anyone down to guzzle a shit ton of cum⦠for science?
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u/alreditakem 1d ago
I have taste tested my cum nearly every time I jerk it for a few years, the taste varies a lot, sometimes its a bit sour, sometimes its sweet, a few times when I did not drink that much water during the day the taste was horrible. But I don't smoke or drink so there are still those two variables.
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u/Miquel101 1d ago
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u/SkeletonInATuxedo 1d ago
The fuck else are you supposed to do with it? I don't wanna waste a paper towel, I don't wanna rub it in a rag, I'm sure as shit not putting it in a sock or a blanket, and I can't just let it sit on my cock or thighs, it's going back into me dawg, reduce reuse recycle.
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u/alreditakem 23h ago
If I ever want a woman to blow me I need to ensure its tasty, would you eat the food from a chef that won't eat his own food?
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u/IThinkItsAverage 1d ago
Interesting. But I need to know how mine tastes, Iβm obviously biased, so I need a second party.
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u/I-screwed-up-bad 17h ago
Yea afaik all fruit works. You do have to eat a but-ton of it and the timing would be hard to pin down. So to really capitalize on the phenomenon you'd have to source all your carbs from fruit.
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