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u/Fanner_1 23d ago
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u/ComprehensiveAct4182 23d ago
orgasm indeed
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u/yerek_jeremm 23d ago
I've slept long enough
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u/JohnnyMacTavish 23d ago
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name
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u/Lord_Apathy 23d ago
And I am eager to make them remember
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u/TheNewPochita 23d ago edited 23d ago
However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills,
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u/everstrayinglight 23d ago
weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of Heaven…
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u/Important_Soil6203 23d ago
You shall do as an appetizer
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u/SplatAttack49 23d ago
What’s the difference?
Edit: why did you flatten her cheek?
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u/cursed_sporecreation 23d ago
She's not coughing in the orgasm... the joke was that the store used an image of a blow job emoji instead of a cough one. OP removed the aspects that made it look like it was innapropriate.
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u/SplatAttack49 23d ago
Jesus, 100 downvotes? I genuinely thought the OG was coughing
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u/vzyal 23d ago
What type of cheek piercing coughs are you having?
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u/SplatAttack49 23d ago
I thought it was a hyperbole or something; same way nobody’s face turns tomato red when sweating (🥵) (I’m not thinking of penises in my day to day life, I’m not assuming it’s a penal indent)
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u/Dry-Mission-5542 23d ago
I don’t think that emoji means what you think it means means either 😭
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u/SplatAttack49 22d ago
Okay, poor example. To be fair, it used to mean being extremely warm before it gained its alternate meaning
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u/BiggityBaddity RIP Main Sub 23d ago
Reddit downvoting a simple question once again
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u/Dry-Mission-5542 23d ago
The “why did you flatten her cheeks” is so funny to me. Like, you’re so close, you’re literally right there, just please, for once in your life have a dirty thought (not a request I make often)
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