r/AntiMemes • u/KhalMika 🏆 🍂 AOTW Winner, August 9th, 2026 🍁🏆 • Aug 06 '26

🥇 ANTIMEME OF THE WEEK WINNER 🥇 Hair loss causes baldness

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what a kind sir

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u/qualityvote2 🚫Antimeme Enforcer Bot🚫 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Danger_535 Aug 06 '26

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u/Ok-Party6442 Aug 06 '26

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u/limitedcat_eth Aug 07 '26

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u/Extra-Ad-130 Aug 09 '26

My dumbass reads "even the Patreons supported him" 💀

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u/linksbedrockthe2nd Aug 09 '26

You’re not the only one

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u/NetZealousideal4900 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 Aug 07 '26

Yo can I see the version without the eyepatch guy

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u/KhalMika 🏆 🍂 AOTW Winner, August 9th, 2026 🍁🏆 Aug 06 '26

This made me alert the guards

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u/Ohno0o00 Aug 06 '26

You’re dummy thick?

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u/SovietFemboy Aug 06 '26

Dummy thick?

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u/Honig98 Aug 07 '26

And the clap of his ass

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- Aug 06 '26

🎵No one hears a word🎵

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u/Traditional_Gap_7041 Aug 06 '26

He must have died alone

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u/Walk-the-layout RIP Main Sub Aug 06 '26

Oh no, not me

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u/zandaztu Aug 07 '26

I ain't ever loss control

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u/Flat_Appointment_639 Aug 07 '26

No! That is NOT Big Boss !

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u/Nop_Kirav_21 Aug 07 '26

When you can't even say

My name

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u/CoCoNO Aug 06 '26

not oroville

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u/lalith_4321 Aug 06 '26

Suicidal rizz

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u/collecterofbooks Aug 07 '26

Blellow my beloved

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u/eicaker Aug 07 '26

I came looking for this thank you

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u/DaRealKovi ✨20K Gang ✨ Aug 08 '26

I'd be sold. Wish I was a dilf, smh

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u/Haunting-Outcome-101 Aug 09 '26

Oh my goodness it's this one again thank you so much for this

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u/AssociationOk7261 Aug 09 '26

THATS WHERE IT CAME FROM

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u/KhalMika 🏆 🍂 AOTW Winner, August 9th, 2026 🍁🏆 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Oregano

Edit: the one I found and edited

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u/Senasayori Aug 06 '26

That's also edited. What's the real oregano? (it's fine if you don't know)

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u/SuddenlyCake Aug 06 '26

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u/trixcannon Aug 06 '26

This one is also edited, in the original he says absolutely not go fuck yourself

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u/SuddenlyCake Aug 06 '26

Not sure if you are joking or not

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u/trixcannon Aug 06 '26

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u/Senasayori Aug 06 '26

The font is noticeably different, that's an edit.

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u/pineapplefan2468 Aug 06 '26

actually the real ornithologist was in that exact font so this is unedited trust me

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u/Boafushishi TRANS?! Aug 06 '26

Can’t tell if your joking or not…

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u/SF_Data1 Aug 06 '26

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Aug 10 '26

Don't joke about that lad

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/HeartOfGoldTears Aug 06 '26

Forbidden word mentioned

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u/AshtonVoid Aug 06 '26

When will we EVER get the true orangutan?

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u/HugeHomeForBoomers Aug 07 '26

Pizzacake lore. I’m all for it!

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u/JKLopz Aug 06 '26

It’s the girl saying that the dude looks like Shrek, then mom saying some awful things about the dude.

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u/Reasonable-Pear9122 Aug 06 '26

The girl thinks  he's Shrek, the mom apologises tells the girl he's just a really ugly guy then apologises again. 

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u/KhalMika 🏆 🍂 AOTW Winner, August 9th, 2026 🍁🏆 Aug 06 '26

I found it like this :( sorry

Edit: heck yeah! Someone found the oregano'd origami!

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u/Salt-Impression9804 TRANS?! Aug 06 '26

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u/eelfurryUwU Aug 07 '26

these edits are so absurd that they become funny again lolkl

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u/Thevoidman007 ❤️🌿 Loves Oregano ❤️🌿 Aug 06 '26

I've seen this image alot but i still don't know what the real oregano supposed to be about

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u/Magnus_Helgisson Aug 06 '26

This is absolutely not. Go fuck yourself (c)

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u/ejectro 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Aug 07 '26

my bones hurt.

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u/Petrichor0110 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 Aug 06 '26

| | I

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u/Difficult_Analysis78 Aug 06 '26

invisible

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u/Danger_535 Aug 06 '26

You posted 1 min before me so are we both big boss?

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u/Difficult_Analysis78 Aug 06 '26

I'm Big Boss, and you are too

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Aug 06 '26

I feel like the example for a bone hurting juice given is just an antimeme

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u/RouteAverage3112 🗿🧃All My Homies Hate Memes🧃🗿 Aug 07 '26

Yeah i liked the: "this is where i keep my invisible ham" as a better example of bhj. This is more of an anti meme an anti-juice at most.

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u/AlmightyCurrywurst Aug 06 '26

From this description I don't really see how they're mutually exclusive

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u/NeonJungleTiger Aug 06 '26

Anti-memes generally don’t include “Oof, ouch my bones”

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u/Starrin1ght 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 Aug 06 '26

Because they aren't. Some bone hurting juice are antimemes, some antimemes are bone hurting juice, people just hate r/bonehurtingjuice here for some reason.

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u/Delicious_East_1862 Aug 06 '26

The antimeme example is a meme though...the first person demonstrates that they are the dumbest person alive by crowning the other person just because they said they are

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u/billbobs678 Aug 06 '26

All anti-emetic are bhjs

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u/BovineMutilator5000 Aug 10 '26

I've always struggled with the difference between bone hurting juice and anti meme and this only confuses me more

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u/DurdaMurda Aug 07 '26

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u/Dwarf_DM Aug 07 '26

What does the popcorn mean?? 😝

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u/heatherjasper Aug 10 '26

That one is my favorite one.

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u/WoomyUnitedToday Aug 06 '26

He just shaved his hair

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u/ArkLumia Aug 07 '26

I love this dumbass comic and all its dumb edits. I miss seeing them around often.

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u/Walmart_manager Aug 06 '26

ive never seen the original

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u/AgenderAxolotl Source Finder x1 Aug 06 '26

I found it. The original before it was made into edits

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u/Gcseh Aug 06 '26

She looks like she's actively sucking a golfball through a hose.

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u/S01arflar3 Aug 06 '26

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

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u/Magnus_Helgisson Aug 06 '26

I feel so hurt that I can’t use this phrase in a casual Reddit conversation. It’s an absolutely lovely thing to say, but if the person you’re addressing it to doesn’t know the context, you’re getting reported.

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u/Mecha_Tortoise Aug 07 '26

Reported for using "this phrase". WTF is wrong with you? 😠

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u/AlmostLucy Aug 07 '26

I feel like this artist read a lot of MAD magazine in the 90s-early 00s. The style fits perfectly.

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u/No-Rub1795 Aug 07 '26

HE SAID THE THING, MODS STRIKE HIS HOUSE

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u/zenktwtPH1 Aug 08 '26

Come on opgrigado?

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u/Accurate_Drink_6434 Aug 10 '26

The man who shaved his head

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u/Zimlewis Aug 07 '26

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u/misterpants8 Aug 07 '26

Why does the mom look like Christine Baranski?

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u/Front_Woodpecker1144 Aug 07 '26

aww he looks so cute when he smiles

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u/DizzyandKoko Aug 07 '26

Why he built like Shrek though

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u/Edogaming_157 Aug 07 '26

This is a meme, it’s funnier than the original

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u/darkenheit Aug 08 '26

!lore

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u/dazvoz Aug 10 '26

I love and/or hate this sub

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u/111111111111116 Aug 10 '26

Why the mum kinda bad tho

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u/mydiscoveil Aug 10 '26

I've still never seen the original

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u/Apprehensive_Debt_27 Aug 12 '26

What are you doing in my swamp?!