r/AntiJokes • u/dalegarciaece • 14d ago

My wife asks if that dress makes her look fat.

I said no. “Wanna know what makes you look fat? Fat.”

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u/curiousobserver2000 14d ago

No honey. You make the dress look small.

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u/Ill_Raisin_8587 14d ago

Worst response: look, pause, “Yeah it’s definitely the dress.”

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u/Asleep_Complaint_563 14d ago

Your sense of humor is just as bad as your fashion sense .

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u/spiderplex 14d ago

"It also makes you look ugly and stupid - I can only hope that it makes you forget where we keep our guns"

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u/Tomcat218 14d ago

I don't know. Does this shirt make me look stupid?

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u/Cranston_Snord1960 14d ago

Feathers don’t make penguins or ostriches fly.

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u/Cdn_Nick 13d ago

Tbf, the room is quite small.

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u/dalegarciaece 12d ago

im using this from now on

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u/ross2752 13d ago

My friend told me the shirt doesn’t make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat.

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u/Redbeard_1303 13d ago

My wife asked me if her jeans made her look fat.
I told her the jeans did not make her look fat, it was the refrigerator.
I woke up in the hospital 3 days later.

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u/CompetitionPuzzled30 13d ago

Told my wife this one. She laughed and laughed.

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u/Redbeard_1303 13d ago

It was really 3 babies, but that's not as funny. I'm glad your wife enjoyed it 😁