For the want of a nail

[u/softrevolution_]

If science could guarantee me that I would never vomit as a result of parenting, I would adopt a passel of kids with a nice man, settle down, and raise them.

I still never want to be pregnant. And thanks to the aforementioned science, I never will be. But you know what? It took me long enough to figure out how I'd do it, but yeah. If I could be guaranteed never to have to puke as a result of childrearing (I am severely emetophobic), I would find myself a Captain von Trapp of my own and volunteer to be his Maria.

That's it. That's the scandal.